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Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:14 am
by Whiskey 7
YourGrandpa wrote: Cool shirt. What happened to ur head?

Hmmm, never seen a
"true" Storm Trooper face so I couldn't reveal mine

as I am thinking of joining the legion
PS/Edit: Nice to see you YourGrandpa

Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:12 pm
by scared?
the fat moron has giant head boils?...
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:13 pm
by MKJ
arent you a little old to be a storm trooper?
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:42 pm
by xer0s
scared? wrote:LawL wrote:No, you lose moron.
my riding lawn mower cost more than ur yearly salary...lol u lose...
lol, people that mow their own lawn...
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:47 pm
by Nightshade
MKJ wrote:arent you a little old to be a storm trooper?
Aren't you a little Dutch to be a princess?
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:48 pm
by MKJ
that would fly if a) luke actually had a retort and b) the netherlands wouldnt have a royal family.
thumbs up for effort tho
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:37 pm
by scared?
xer0s wrote:
lol, people that mow their own lawn...
yard work allows me to escape constant child hell...understand moron?...
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:21 pm
by phantasmagoria
Part of me just died
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:03 pm
by obsidian
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:04 pm
by xer0s
scared? wrote:xer0s wrote:
lol, people that mow their own lawn...
yard work allows me to escape constant child hell...understand moron?...
Yeah, I understand. I understand you're trapped in a pile of shitty diapers and dirty dishes. And the only way to escape the smell is to do what only Mexicans do best. lol, you're pathetic...
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:06 pm
by scared?
ITS ONLY TEMPORARY...BTw...fuck u dipshit...
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:36 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
xer0s wrote:scared? wrote:yard work allows me to escape constant child hell...understand moron?...
Yeah, I understand. I understand you're trapped in a pile of shitty diapers and dirty dishes. And the only way to escape the smell is to do what only Mexicans do best. lol, you're pathetic...
lol
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:42 pm
by 4days
i saw the one where harrison ford was pretending to play it along to a song called "i'm han solo". you could see his old man's brain struggling to think of anything good to say about what was happening on the screen. he slumps forward, trying to feign enthusiasm and mumbling something about "the character interacting with the environment". then it cuts to the tv screen, where the freakish rag doll of his younger self stares back with dead eyes as it's pulled to and fro by unseen forces. cut back to harrison and he's looking older than ever, hammering on the controller, questioning if it even works.
for a moment, you're not looking at an elderly actor honouring a merchandising contract, you're looking at han solo himself - the hero who once defined escapist adventure in the hearts of children all over the world - utterly defeated, asshole in tatters, drowning in the cum of a thousand lawyers.
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:18 am
by MKJ
Nicely put.
Very sad indeed
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:13 am
by Whiskey 7
MKJ wrote:Nicely put.
Very sad indeed
Yes I thought so too MKJ
T'is very sad indeed.. .. ..
I still love the T

Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:34 am
by 4days
lol, sorry whiskey - i just wanted to post some shit while i was waiting for a file to download and this was the easiest topic. your t-shirt is very nice
if you ever fancy some proper star wars hate then check out
http://redlettermedia.com
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:43 pm
by seremtan
4days wrote:for a moment, you're not looking at an elderly actor honouring a merchandising contract, you're looking at han solo himself - the hero who once defined escapist adventure in the hearts of children all over the world - utterly defeated, asshole in tatters, drowning in the cum of a thousand lawyers.
oh jesus

Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:37 pm
by Plan B
Hehe, 4days is quite the verbalist

Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:39 pm
by plained
i like yardwork

Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:41 pm
by Plan B
Git prunin boah!
Re: Bought a T shirt - "I had friends on that Death Star"
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:00 pm
by losCHUNK
chunk approved
