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Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:51 pm
by Mat Linnett
Fuck me, the MUUUUURRRRR is strong in this one.
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:55 pm
by Eraser
This thread was some awesomeds right now.
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:00 pm
by DRuM
DTS wrote:Look matey, I write the title at the top aswell, and that way I wanted to say it wouldn't fit in the title field. So I wrote it under the title, however simmilar it was. Understand? Good.
simmilar
simmilar
simmilar
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:05 pm
by Transient
Simmmillar.
Siimmmilllar..
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:44 pm
by seremtan
siMURRRRRlar
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:39 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:23 am
by LawL
DTS wrote:
OK, I wasn't going to, but since you insist:
A scratch would usually, from the beginning of scratches in the world, have been from nails on a hand or claws on a paw. That giives 3 or more scratches, as a paw would have 3 claws, hence, "scratched" is more than one scratch. It could miss, be off target, so it would only be 2 scratches, or 1 scratch. In the case of 1 scratch only, that would be "just a scratch", not "scratched", ONE scratch, "A scratch", ONE scratch, not "scratched". "You didn't get scratched, that's just one scratch." Only one of the claws got you. (Or one nail, it could be.)

Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:59 am
by MKJ
DTS seems to be painfully absent all of a sudden.
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:22 pm
by Mogul
How is it possible that DTS, likely in his 30s or even 40s, could have such a profound misunderstanding of language mechanics?
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:27 pm
by Eraser
I think DTS is a bit younger than that, but I expect him to be of an age where he should be able to grasp these basics.
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:40 pm
by Dark Metal
Dulltron strikes again.
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:48 pm
by TruthfulLiar
he delivers
a delivery
well delivered
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:29 pm
by Captain
Calm down Randy.
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:20 pm
by seremtan
he's the UPS for stupid
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:02 am
by andyman
so glad i blocked dts so many moons ago
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:07 am
by Mogul
So DTS, I have to ask an obvious question: What is the past-tense of the singular "scratch?"
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:10 am
by U4EA
Scrutch. As in "I dun scrutch my widescreen CRT monitor".
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:11 am
by Mogul
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:07 am
by plained
scratcheds

Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 12:28 pm
by scared?
Btw dumbos...I illegally threw that monitor in the trash when we were living in college station, tx a few years ago...
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:46 pm
by seremtan
...and thereby killed a polar bear
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:03 pm
by scared?
Fuck polar bears!...
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:16 pm
by seremtan
i'll bet you do
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:01 pm
by Tsakali
Re: Hey Geoff, still got that scratched widescreen CRT monitor?
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:38 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
scared? wrote:Btw dumbos...I illegally threw that monitor in the trash when we were living in college station, tx a few years ago...
It's on YouTube. Saw it yesterday. You've got the ugliest codpiece I've ever seen on cut-off shorts.