iPhone 5

[seremtan]

Tired of carrying loose otters in your pocket? Can't find an otter to hand when you need one?

You need the OTTERBOX 9000!

• * 19 megapixels of RAM!
  * Over 52 square ounces of storage!
  * Hot-pressed in weapons-grade strontium!
  * Comes with own integrated lid!

[Tsakali]

[xer0s]

I want it for no reason? Who said that? Well my current iPhone is full of pictures and music, so I'd like to have one with more storage. Plus there's a small chip on the glass, which I'd like to see gone.

It doesn't exist yet? No shit. But it's probably close to release, that's why I ask where the fuck is it?

Y'all are so full of hate. You seem bitter about something...

so basically you can't look after your phone, and don't know how to save the pics on to something with more space like, oh i don't know, one of those home computing devices they have these days

who knows, maybe the iPhone 5 will have an otterbox

I don't like to use cases. The phone won't slide into my pocket easily, and I don't like the way they look.

As for the pictures, I like having all my photos at my disposal at all times, in case I want to refer back to something or show someone the picture.

What's the big deal about wanting a new phone? Jebus...

[GONNAFISTYA]

Tired of carrying loose otters in your pocket? Can't find an otter to hand when you need one?

You need the OTTERBOX 9000!

• * 19 megapixels of RAM!
  * Over 52 square ounces of storage!
  * Hot-pressed in weapons-grade strontium!
  * Comes with own integrated lid!

I'll take ten.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I don't like to use cases. The phone won't slide into my pocket easily, and I don't like the way they look.

As for the pictures, I like having all my photos at my disposal at all times, in case I want to refer back to something or show someone the picture.

What's the big deal about wanting a new phone? Jebus...

Seriously...nobody cares about you or your phone. Nobody at all. We're all simply taking this (yet another) opportunity to call you a moron.

[xer0s]

Oh.

[seremtan]

well there's that, and the fact that this is yet another phone thread

can't you just tweet this shit?

[U4EA]

Good call. That's what I'd say too if I was getting defensive about making fun of people for trivial bullshit.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Yeah, but making fun of people for trivial bullshit is so much better than making fun of people for serious bullshit...as it usually leaves a bad taste in the victim's mouth and leads to rage threats involving lead pipes.

If you can't bash a man's phone obsession, then what would you rather we bashed him on? His annual contribution to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?

[Scourge]

Tired of carrying loose otters in your pocket? Can't find an otter to hand when you need one?

You need the OTTERBOX 9000!

• * 19 megapixels of RAM!
  * Over 52 square ounces of storage!
  * Hot-pressed in weapons-grade strontium!
  * Comes with own integrated lid!

Well, your otters are a fucking mess. You need some kind of control.

[Big Kahuna Burger]

xer0s

im going to buy the iPhone 5

[GONNAFISTYA]

You make it seem like you're gonna fuck his sister.

[Don Carlos]

Why is it such a big deal that he wants a new phone? I want a new phone myself as I am running low on space on my iPhone 4 due to loads of music, photos etc. I don’t understand why this makes me a consumer whore? If someone on here upgraded their PC to a nice new flashy model (Nightshade recently, for instance) would he be classed as a consumer whore?

In fact, fuck anyone who works for their money and then has the audacity to actually spend that money on something that they want. How dare they. Fuck them in their retarded consumer face.

[Eraser]

The Chinese are already taking iPhone 5 preorders

[DTS]

If they used removable storage like SD cards or something, then you wouldn't need to buy a new phone just for more space.

[Nightshade]

Gosh guys, it almost seems like BKB is a fan of Apple products and acts as if he's somehow rebellious by stating that fact. He's clearly a badass.

[Tsakali]

If they used removable storage like SD cards or something, then you wouldn't need to buy a new phone just for more space.

lol DTS speaking the truth!
I just upgraded my phone's storage to 32 gigs for 25$... hey Xer0s , how much is a storage upgrade gonna cost you?

[TruthfulLiar]

October ish

[xer0s]

If they used removable storage like SD cards or something, then you wouldn't need to buy a new phone just for more space.

lol DTS speaking the truth!
I just upgraded my phone's storage to 32 gigs for 25$... hey Xer0s , how much is a storage upgrade gonna cost you?

I'm not sure. As established earlier in this thread, the phone hasn't been released yet, so the price is unknown. But I'm due for a phone upgrade with AT&T, so I'd guess it's going to cost me around $200-$300. Frankly, that's not much money...

[Tsakali]

good boy...don't forget to replenish your electrolytes while you're at it.

[xer0s]

Ok.

[Don Carlos]

If they used removable storage like SD cards or something, then you wouldn't need to buy a new phone just for more space.

lol DTS speaking the truth!
I just upgraded my phone's storage to 32 gigs for 25$... hey Xer0s , how much is a storage upgrade gonna cost you?

Oh hey I have had 2 phones with upgradable memory and both were shit compared to my iPhone...

[Tsakali]

yeah usually a new product outperforms older products in this market.

why don't you try that logic against a Galaxy S3

[Captain]

You're asking an iFag to use sound reasoning and logic? ROFL

[Tsakali]

IKR... either way, they probably claim that the iphone screen is 'Just the right size' and everything else is irrelevant in comparison