The truth thread

[Ryoki]

In some poor-as-fuck countries they still use lead for their plumbing, the fools.

Also, i don't really understand what this thread is about and i have nothing to ask our fearless Canadian pipewielder.

[Κracus]

Here's my question whether or not it's true, was a troll or a blatant lie:

Do you actually have a lead pipe to beat me with?

nope.

[scared?]

dumbest thread ever...someone ban the op please...

[Don Carlos]

On a scale of 1 to potato, how many lemons does it take to write Shakespear?

[seremtan]

still on page 1? there's potential gold here, given the OP's long history of self-styling and general autobiographical semi-fiction

here's a question for you krackass: did you really pop your cherry at 24? because that's pretty late. even mazda did better than that (maybe) and he has PotC posters on his bedroom wall - the decor equivalent of halitosis, the neckbeard and the 4" floppy

[shaft]

How does seremtan know when you lost your virginity and do you find it creepy that he somehow saves a place in his brain to remember that?

[Captain]

It's also funny how he judges other people when all he does is sit at home all day playing Minecraft and posting on Q3W. Strong life.

[plained]

the reason i ask is because hey, i'll give you my attention, no probs there, a service you say? ok do your demo !

so either iether let r rip ey were here for you

[seremtan]

suddenly, morons

fancy that

[GONNAFISTYA]

Here's my question whether or not it's true, was a troll or a blatant lie:

Do you actually have a lead pipe to beat me with?

nope.

Blatant lie. Got it.

Still though...I've learned to never take threats from a sociopath lightly, so I'm assuming that one day the answer could be "it's true now".

[fKd]

That farcry 3 research must have been fucked up!

[0psys]

It's also funny how he judges other people when all he does is sit at home all day playing Minecraft and posting on Q3W. Strong life.

shaft's life is different how?

[obsidian]

Difference is, shaft has an iPhone.

[seremtan]

he also has irc logs going back years on his HDD, saving him precious brain space for thinking about said iPhone

[losCHUNK]

I like colours I like shapes, I like fighting with my mates

[shaft]

It's also funny how he judges other people when all he does is sit at home all day playing Minecraft and posting on Q3W. Strong life.

shaft's life is different how?

So just like your life then.

[shaft]

he also has irc logs going back years on his HDD, saving him precious brain space for thinking about said iPhone

You keep a spreadsheet and are interested when other men lose their virginity. Is that because it hasn't happened for you yet?

[LawL]

shart has regular sex with a fleshlight he named Zelda.

[EtUL]

i have the asshole fleshlight and i named it lawl

[EtUL]

it's shitty and it sucks

[shaft]

lawl has regular sex with a dingo he named Zyzz.

[LawL]

i have the asshole fleshlight and i named it lawl

7/10

lawl has regular sex with a dingo he named Zyzz.

2/10

[shaft]

i have the asshole fleshlight and i named it lawl

7/10

lawl has regular sex with a dingo he named Zyzz.

2/10

upset/10

[LawL]

iwin/10

[seremtan]

i trolled mazda and got shaft as well in a two-for-one deal

i win /