bro, either she's homeless or she got problems!

[Whiskey 7]

dude is a legend

Simply an amazing story.

[Captain]

So calling 911 makes you an internet hero? All those losers killing themselves on webcams had the wrong idea then.

[GONNAFISTYA]

So, in the most American way possible, the guy who called 911 gets free burgers for life.

Hamburgers for life reward to man who helped Ohio kidnap victims

The man made famous for putting down his Big Mac to help free three women held captive for about a decade in a Cleveland house will never have to buy a hamburger in his hometown again.

More than two weeks after Charles Ramsey became an instant folk hero after telling his story to television reporters, Cleveland food blogger Michelle Venorsky said on Thursday that 15 restaurants are offering him a free hamburger, whenever he wants it.

[Tsakali]

he is truly a hero, If i was in his place and just happened to be passing by when that girl was desperately trying to get someone's attention, I would not risk my life by calling the police, I would just keep walking. That's how you separate mere mortals from timeless legends.

[Captain]

Yeah but you're comparing a worthless Greek idiot to a normal human being. It's a really fucked up world when basic empathy is considered "heroic".

[obsidian]

In before Ramsey dies from coronary heart disease.

[Underpants?]

love this dude. Heart of a lion, and an inspiration as a human being.

[seremtan]

Heart of a lion

shortly to become the heart of an obese American who, if his body fat were wrung out and processed into fuel, would be able to power an SUV all the way to Mars