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Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:49 pm
by U4EA
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:49 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Eraser wrote:GONNAFISTYA wrote:I think I need to state the obvious and ask: why hasn't anyone turned this into a "Memorial To Angelina's Tits" and posted photos of her large, ample boobies in tribute?
I'm guessing semencan has the largest porn collection, so he'd probably have the best Angelina picts. Get on dat shit old man.
Because it would be a gross display of bad taste.
lol only if your wife is reading Q3W over your shoulder.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:50 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
This is what this thread is about, and these are what we'll be missing from here on out:
[lvlshot]http://www.backgroundsdesktop.org/wallpapers/angelina_jolie_tomb_raider-1280x960.jpg[/lvlshot]
RIP

Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 11:11 pm
by shaft
It happened 3 months ago, and they have already been reconstructed. We need some comparison pics.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:08 pm
by obsidian
I've felt them pre and post surgery. They're about the same size, a little more even, but not as squishy. True story.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:08 pm
by plained
crazy stuff!
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:56 pm
by Dark Metal
Why is no one asking where they are now?
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:04 am
by losCHUNK
Cos we all know they are now mounted on a plaque above Bradleys fireplace.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:27 am
by Eraser
She's having her ovaries removed as well, because the BRCA1 gene gives a significantly increased chance for ovary cancer as well.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:57 am
by losCHUNK
I seen on the beeb not long after this thread was made that her tits gave her an 87% chance of developing breast cancer and her ovaries give her a 50% chance, she's looking at getting them removed in the future n all
Pretty fucking rough :/
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 12:47 pm
by MKJ
I heard she's having her stomach removed as well. Several cases of people getting cancer from certain foods were reported.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 1:09 pm
by LawL
lol cancer...
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 4:47 pm
by Plan B
I heard she had everything removed and replaced except her lips.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 4:53 pm
by scared?
Oh yeah?...well I'll fuck a man...
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:03 pm
by Plan B
Still working that angle, huh? Get a little attention?
Newsflash: nobody gives a shit.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:34 pm
by scared?
fuck u homo...
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:37 pm
by Plan B
Exactly

Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:07 pm
by seremtan
MKJ wrote:I heard she's having her stomach removed as well. Several cases of people getting cancer from certain foods were reported.
possibly she could have her brain removed to avoid any stupid thoughts entering it
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 10:19 pm
by SoM
seremtan wrote:MKJ wrote:I heard she's having her stomach removed as well. Several cases of people getting cancer from certain foods were reported.
possibly she could have her brain removed to avoid any stupid thoughts entering it
or coming out of
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:38 am
by surgeon62
We can rebuild them...
We can make them better than they were...
Better, Stronger, Faster...
Faster???? Oh wait... Firmer.

Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 3:28 pm
by DTS
^ Says the Surgeon

Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 5:38 pm
by Plan B
Would not want to be a plastic surgeon or a gynecologist.
Just kind of off putting to know how sausage is made.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 5:41 pm
by shaft
You must prefer your mysterious sausage through a glorious hole in a wall.
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 5:45 pm
by Plan B
2ez
even4u
Re: Angelina Jolie
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 8:53 pm
by Unisaw
Brave lady.