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fuck off iMoron...

LawL wrote:Spending 6 weeks scuba diving the largest archipelago in the world.

Jelly

Scourge wrote:Thanks. Picked it up 2 weeks ago.

hey didn't you buy a new bike less than a year ago? Already bored with it?

Nerge is so redneck. i bet the red pickup truck is his too

YEE HAW

I lead a spartan life, I live of the land and of the sea and gracefully accept all goodness that is bestowed upon me.
The only luxury I have is a wee internet connection, allowing me to gaze upon those seeking solace in frivolities, while gazing upon them in disgust, I might add.

But...The Reckoning is coming.

We're on the threshold of a new era, where toilet seats will no longer lower themselves, and baths will no longer be bombed.
Beasts once used to our advantage, to electronically adjust toilet seatings, will turn against us, and force us to close ranks and unite!
And unbombed baths will bring us close together, as a people.

Once again, toilet seats will have to be manually lowered. And yes, baths will be defended by those courageous enough to risk life and limb.

For we are superfluousity.

You wish you were here, comfortably lying in this warm cheese bath I'm lying in, where adjustable toilet seats and baths bombs are negotiable.
But no, you hurt, so we all must hurt, the terrorists win. Your misery befalls us all.

Fuck off, you miserable cunt.

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Eraser wrote:

Scourge wrote:Thanks. Picked it up 2 weeks ago.

hey didn't you buy a new bike less than a year ago? Already bored with it?

That 'new' bike was 13 years old. I didn't get bored with it, it was a good bike and nothing wrong with it. Just had the opportunity to get a brand new one.

And the red truck is a work vehicle and pretty much comes with the job. So no, it's not mine. Belongs to the company I work for.

mjrpes wrote:

Just have to add here, that I worked in "Water Supply and Sewerage" for a few years and stuff like this does happen

Pressure builds, works are carried out and it does sometimes blow back and literally paints your toilet walls and everything else in there at the time: That's you perhaps
I remember speaking to one poor & desperate Customer, actually 'switched' from the Call Centre and a 'cold call', that's where I didn't know it was coming, it wasn't introduced.... where the unfortunate home owner explained to me amidst and her tears, the "walls were covered in it" as she was.

I near cried, and it still does effect me
I could only offer her "the next available crew" and escalation to senior management.

So vivid the picture ......


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