Fuck me pumps - who wears 'em?

[Underpants?]

I have a question, my dearest faggots: what's the story with Timberland? They make better gear overseas than they do here?

[seremtan]

they're probably all made in the same factory in Guatemala.

[YourGrandpa]

which is why i started a thread asking for suggestions about which boots i should buy

somewhere a bag of hammers is saying to another bag of hammers "you're dumber than gramps"

How is someone suppose to suggest a boot when you've given them no clue about the intended use?

You would think by your age you would know what works best for you or at least that you have to try on boots/shoes before you buy them. Every brand is different and they don't fit everyone the same. But maybe that's something you can discuss with your bag of hammers, dummy.

Somewhere there's an old man asking another old man if his low cut, puffy top boots go with his cut-off jean shorts (stuck in the 80's).

[vileliquid1026]

I'm a fan of the Timberland Field Boots. I throw in a pair of cheap inserts and I can wear them all day, no problem.

When I apprenticed as an electrician, the guys all swore on Red Wings. More durable than the Timberlands.

[xer0s]

lol, I can only imagine what type of girl you are. The kind you take home to mother, I'm sure...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

You've worn the boots for a year. Buy a new pair FFS.

you really are a walking stereotype aren't you?

[seremtan]

You would think by your age you would know what works best for you

so did you decide which bluetooth earbuds work best for you?

[seremtan]

I'm a fan of the Timberland Field Boots. I throw in a pair of cheap inserts and I can wear them all day, no problem.

not a fan of the 'two-tone' look for everyday wear. prolly good hiking boots though

also, i prefers the 6-inchers

inb4 obvious joke etc

[vileliquid1026]

lol, I can only imagine what type of girl you are. The kind you take home to mother, I'm sure...

Well judging by the type of boots you wear I imagine you walk around in animal feces and/or play grab ass with other cowboys all day.

And what type of girl do you think I am? Seeing as how I don't fit into your stereotype of secretary or hair stylist. Sorry, I like to work with my hands and feel like I accomplished something during the day.

[plained]

how about a bootie?

like http://www.olukai.com/shop/mens/shoes/nanea/ ey

im a slip on guy i bought some water resistant boot about a month ago http://www.merrell.com/CA/en-CA/Product ... Waterproof the brown is not as light as it was in the picture, i havnt worn them much and they may fit a tad narrow

i want some stealth type cowboy boots!

[seremtan]

yeesh

i bet you're the kind of guy who wears loafers

[xer0s]

lol, I can only imagine what type of girl you are. The kind you take home to mother, I'm sure...

Well judging by the type of boots you wear I imagine you walk around in animal feces and/or play grab ass with other cowboys all day.

And what type of girl do you think I am? Seeing as how I don't fit into your stereotype of secretary or hair stylist. Sorry, I like to work with my hands and feel like I accomplished something during the day.

The only animal feces I've stepped in is the bullshit you spew around here. I'm far from a cowboy. If you haven't seen anyone wearing those brands of boots, then you probably aren't invited to many social gatherings where they serve more than chicken fingers.

As for your work ethic, I'm sure you give great handies...

[Scarface]

lol, I can only imagine what type of girl you are. The kind you take home to mother, I'm sure...

Well judging by the type of boots you wear I imagine you walk around in animal feces and/or play grab ass with other cowboys all day.

And what type of girl do you think I am? Seeing as how I don't fit into your stereotype of secretary or hair stylist. Sorry, I like to work with my hands and feel like I accomplished something during the day.

[plained]

yeesh

i bet you're the kind of guy who wears loafers

sure i would most certainly wear some loafers

i dont mind attempting to soften my appearance ey no matter what i cant escape my rough edge anyways

also btw i have a huge grudge against laces

[seremtan]

The only animal feces I've stepped in is the bullshit you spew around here.

see, what you've done wrong here is mixed concreteness with metaphor in a way that doesn't make sense. you can certainly step in the shit of a bull (which is a kind of animal feces as you rightly say), however feces aren't spewed, since spew is partially digested food regurgitated from the stomach, not fully digested food waste evacuated via the bowels - and since you appear to mean this in a concrete sense, it doesn't make any sense. also, you can't physically step in anything anyone "spews" around here since "around here" is the internet, which is made of digital information - a non-physical thing that can't be stepped in

[seremtan]

i have a huge grudge against laces

i knew it

[mrd]

The only animal feces I've stepped in is the bullshit you spew around here.

see, what you've done wrong here is mixed concreteness with metaphor in a way that doesn't make sense. you can certainly step in the shit of a bull (which is a kind of animal feces as you rightly say), however feces aren't spewed, since spew is partially digested food regurgitated from the stomach, not fully digested food waste evacuated via the bowels - and since you appear to mean this in a concrete sense, it doesn't make any sense. also, you can't physically step in anything anyone "spews" around here since "around here" is the internet, which is made of digital information - a non-physical thing that can't be stepped in

Also +1 to loafers

[YourGrandpa]

so did you decide which bluetooth earbuds work best for you?

Yes... Were you able to appropriate the funds to purchase boots?

[obsidian]

I like to work with my hands and feel like I accomplished something during the day.

That's what she sai.... oh... wait...

[scared?]

There's so much poor in this thread is pathetic... Pro tip chumps... Anything other than flip flops or sneakers and ur a moron... And obviously poor...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

flip flops

[seremtan]

so did you decide which bluetooth earbuds work best for you?

Yes... Were you able to appropriate the funds to purchase boots?

yes... were you able to appropriate the funds for a good divorce lawyer?

[scared?]

Of course my flip flops are decorated with diamonds and helium 3....

[seremtan]

There's so much poor in this thread is pathetic... Pro tip chumps... Anything other than flip flops or sneakers and ur a moron... And obviously poor...

no surprise that you recommend footwear typical of developing countries... typical pooron...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Ecco boots are super comfortable and well made.