Quake3World

zombies :icon29:

omfg yes. I love zombies.

I guess film grain is the new lens flare.

That game looks like utter shit to me. Only ten different zombies and a polycount to rival Grand Theft Auto on the PS1.

Ever since I finished puberty I've notice how shit all things 'zombie' are.

Here's a typical zombie plot creation conversation;

Director: We'remaking a zombie movie/game. We need lots of zombies. Double the zombies in the last hit flick/game.

Writer: Okay, what else?

Director: Uhmmmm........ double the amount of zombies.

Writer: AMAZING! I don't know how you do it sir! What else?

Director: Uhmmmm...... gimme 25% more moaning and mumbling.

Writer: OMFG! This will be the best game EVER!!!! Anything else?

Director: Yes... I want lots, and I mean LOTS of panoramic zombie shots from on top of buildings and vehicles, nobody has done that before.

Writer: OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!! I'M CUMMIN IN MY PANTS!!

Director: Oh, and have FX whip up some kind of flesh eating scene. Make it creative so that they are distracted by the feeding at first, but then realize they're being watched and lash out.

Writer: I AM SO IN YOUR COCK RIGHT NOW!!

Director: And add some government/corporate conspiracy shit, zombie's are always the result of government and business. Never magic or flubber.

Writer: Should we decide on a standard zombie mindframe and keep their behavior to that standard?

Director: Yes, in one scene have them craving brains and ripping all their victims to pieces, then in the next scene smash the viewer over the head with how many zombies there are making them wonder how so many survived the 'initiation' into zombiehood.

Writer: Our audience will demand something a little more complex and mentally stimulating to accept all that sir.

Director: Add a maiden in distress. A DUMB maiden in distress.

Writer: I just LOVE your creativity sir.

Director: And make her a stripper so we have an excuse to have her wearing nothing but lingerie the whole game showing off her big tits.

lol

lol

In that one pict with the truck and the 120930482098342093820398 zombies...I'd say gimme a mounted mini-gun on the roof of that thar truck and let me unload.

I don't really care that it looks shit or if the zombies are the same hawaii-five-0 rejects I shot in Driv3r....the rush of all those coming at you at once would be a fuckin adrenaline hit.

Then...when the gun's overheated and the pile of spent shells has melted your boots to the roof...it's time to eat the barrel before dem sumbitches get their mitts on ya.

lol

Actually it doesn't look that bad. The main character has the same look of sick pleasure on his face that I would have ramming a zombie's face into the floor. :lol:

But WTF is with the camera? All it does is take up a weapons slot. :lol:

I wanna try this game. :icon26:

For once, i agree with cock boy here.

o'dium wrote:For once, i agree with cock boy here.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:it's time to eat the barrel.

Good on ya mate. I'll buy you the bullets. :lol:

looks like shite

awsome!!! :icon34:

I want to see a grenade tossed into that crowd of zombies sooooo bad....

This evening, I shall be mostly wearing underpants on my head.

o'dium wrote:

PhoeniX wrote:Don't think it looks that great, especially in http://www.quake2evolved.com/odium/deadrising_4.jpg that veg just looks flat.

But again, there are so many of it, thats prolly why

The main problem is the style. It just looks retarded. It doesn't look at all like "kickass zombies with a buff, cold, fearless protaganist." Instead it looks more like "some 16 or 17 year old pansy tries to take on vacationing zombies in a horribly poorly designed environment."

I mean, honestly, everthing about this game just looks like shit, especially the environment texture and all. Looks like Postal or something