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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:53 am
by seremtan
Brian Slade wrote:But I guess really that all this is besides the point, I know I'll get slated for this because none of you fuckers like a happy ending.
The important this is that you've grown as a human being through this experience, and you now understand that there are no happy endings, only the ultimate finality that is death, until which we dance like moths around a flame, oblivious to our own mortality.
Re: Guys who ask girls out who have guys already.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:05 am
by Psyche911
Keep It Real wrote:
daily isnt cutting it, its like all the fat migrated to her face, not that you have any room at all to be picky, fruity goth :lol:
I don't know what everyone has against his girl, I think she looks good, even if she does look underage. heh
Keep It Real wrote:edit: what were you thinking dying your hair black and spiking it crazy. your hair looks like some kind of sculpture on your head, gothic architecture, it doesn't look like real hair at all
That made me :icon19: though. Gothic architecture. lol
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:24 am
by Pauly
I think this is a lovely story. So nice to see Goths being happy and in love.
Oh, by the way, if you don't think she has had his large one up her fanny flaps then you are seriously naive. Well played.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:33 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Pauly wrote:
Oh, by the way, if you don't think she has had his large one up her fanny flaps then you are seriously naive. Well played.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:41 pm
by Nightshade
Fanny flaps. :lol:
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:02 pm
by Brian Slade
Funny seeing how the word goth seems to creep up all to often like I'm some kind of manic-depresso, to be honest I've never been much into the Goth scene, too angsty. always been more into the Grunge scene, which whilst angsty, actually has good music.
A Lot of paradoxical comments from people here, which despite your obvious wishes, are far from true. She's never been with anybody else, I asked her mother whom before I met her, ruled her choice in guys like an iron curtain. My girlfriend is hot, anybody who says otherwise is obviously a hormone raging virgin who only has his right hand as company (or left in the case of lefties). But still, I dont hate you for it.
As for the name Brian Slade, as far as I'm aware, he never toured with Marilyn Manson. He was a character played by John Rhys-Meyers in the cult movie Velvet Goldmine with Ewan McGregor.
Anyway, in about 20 minutes, I'm off to have sex, with my girlfriend who doesnt have Genital Herpes, Genital Warts, HPV, Chlamydia (sp?) or any kind of Genital fungus or disease of any type. I wouldnt usually tell people on a forum full of nerds and virgins that I was going to have sex, as that would usually get them excited and cause a rampage of jealous virgins to protest at my enjoyment. Later Fucko's, or should it be No-Fuckos.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:11 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
LET'S ALL KISS THE NEAREST 12 YEAR OLD AND THEN TELL A COP!!!
OOHH THE SUSPENSE!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:24 pm
by Brian Slade
I appreciate your input, but I think you'd scare off any 12 yr olds you saw cause you're a fat monstrosity.
Go on a diet or die of morbid obesity and dont use your love of food as an excuse to put on another 200lbs.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:30 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Ouch. You verbal ninja you.
You must get your special powers from your eyeshadow. :lol:
Re: Guys who ask girls out who have guys already.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:35 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
RiffRaff wrote:"Fuck me Taylor, Fuck me Taylor"
lol
Ownage in a can.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:45 am
by Brian Slade
Someone with a life outside the internet and an active sex life (me) vs. some fat fuck who needs 3000 calories just to get out of bed in the morning and has to use a back support just to jack off (you)
Looks like I win every time.

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:19 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Says the dumb goth who posts threads about his personal life on the internet.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:06 am
by Brian Slade
You WOULD post about your personal life, but you have sense to realise that people are not interested in your latest slim fast plan
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:11 am
by bork[e]
tatahathehahahehah Someone has been played but I'm not telling bhahehtehahehghegegege
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:34 am
by Nightshade
Brian Slade wrote:
Looks like I win every time.

Except for the time you believed that your girl wasn't getting it in the chute from another guy. Dumbass. :lol:
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:13 pm
by seremtan
On a more serious note here, 'B:r:i

n', you really have been played. What you've told us about what your gf said were her reasons for being so coy sound exactly like classic female evasion and bullshit. Face it, she took this guy's cock, then made you feel guilty for not trusting her. Twice played. You got a lot to learn about women, chum.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:22 pm
by diego
GONNAFISTYA wrote:Ouch. You verbal ninja you.
You must get your special powers from your eyeshadow. :lol:
lol
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:50 pm
by Bacon
bork[e] wrote:tatahathehahahehah Someone has been played but I'm not telling bhahehtehahehghegegege
:lol::lol::lol:
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:38 pm
by Underpants?
GONNAFISTYA wrote:Ouch. You verbal ninja you.
You must get your special powers from your eyeshadow. :lol:
:LOL:
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:41 pm
by Underpants?
by the way, she set you up to be let down had he wanted to stay with her after their night of hot dirty, back seat of his mustang -violating-her-in-ways-you-never-will-sex but came back to you after taylor curbed her underaged ass for being a dead fuck.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:23 pm
by reefsurfer
I drive a golf...
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:45 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:05 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Dave wrote:Nightshade wrote:Fuck off E:V:H:O:M:O.
Ah ha..
this explains everything.
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:19 am
by Brian Slade
seremtan wrote: You got a lot to learn about women, chum.
Not off you, pal.

Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:24 am
by Brian Slade
Best of all, she couldnt be happier with me right now either. She's relentlessly talking about becoming committed to me, in other words we're probably gonna be talking about getting married pretty soon.
And she's hardly Goth. Does this look goth to you?

Not to me.