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His death can be explained through asstronomics. The crushing weight of the stallion's horsehood caused the victim's ass to collapse upon itself, thus creating an anal singularity. A brown hole if you will.
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I see what you did there
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brisk wrote:His death can be explained through asstronomics. The crushing weight of the stallion's horsehood caused the victim's ass to collapse upon itself, thus creating an anal singularity. A brown hole if you will.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Ryoki »

Transient wrote:
zeeko wrote:omg that is so fucking disgusting i was first thinking that he was giving it to the horse but.... UGH omg he was taking it FROM A HORSE WTF RETARD
That's what I was thinking. I was wondering how the fuck you perforate your colon by fucking a horse, when it hit me. :lol:
same :)
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brisk wrote:His death can be explained through asstronomics. The crushing weight of the stallion's horsehood caused the victim's ass to collapse upon itself, thus creating an anal singularity. A brown hole if you will.
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brisk wrote:His death can be explained through asstronomics. The crushing weight of the stallion's horsehood caused the victim's ass to collapse upon itself, thus creating an anal singularity. A brown hole if you will.
rofl!!
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

i'm a bit confused though - how does one die from a perforated colon? Did he die later in hospital?
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[xeno]Julios wrote:i'm a bit confused though - how does one die from a perforated colon? Did he die later in hospital?
blood loss. Prety much. Blood runs heavily by the colon cause thats a source of nutruents which are carried in.. the blood!
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

yea just did some more reading on the story - internal bleeding's what caused it.

his family was flabbergasted - they had no idea he was into this stuff.
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Why would they. would you tell your parents? Thats just fucking absurd.
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Post by ajerara »

there is no law against sex with animals in Washington State? Is there a big sheep-lovin' farmers lobby there?
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Post by schlockey »

ajerara wrote:there is no law against sex with animals in Washington State? Is there a big sheep-lovin' farmers lobby there?
No, just some of us common sense Americans. Its for us to decide whats right, and i dont think its a problem to put your penis in an animal, because i am sure they like it, and if they like it its almost like concensual sex. Thats how we look at it.

The horse should be charged, you can be sure if he hurt the horse he would be charged, but not vice versa? Thats sick letting the animal kill a human being and do nothing about it.
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Post by Chupacabra »

absolutely

the horse urged the man to be at that farm known for bestiality. the horse forced the man to assume some weird position and with all these crazy ass horse weapons forced himself (the animal) onto the man.
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Post by schlockey »

I know, this is liberal bullshit. Let the horse go? Give me a break, had i walked over and completely ravaged and ruptured another mans asshole i would certainly get questioned. They probably let this horse go run in the pasture, he had his fun, great anal, and then more fun, running. I hope he keeps running and never lets me get ahold of him. I'll show him a black mans cock, and that horse wont be so smug then.
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

I hope the community learns from this tragedy...

Always put a hilt on the horses penis.
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If you put enough cock rings on it to shorten the actual penetrating length all would be fine, but the horse wasnt that considerate. That makes me sick.
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Post by Hannibal »

[xeno]Julios wrote: Always put a hilt on the horses penis.
Leave it to you to take a pragmatic approach to livestock anal.
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

the whole reason I started freediving training was because of all the drowning deaths surrounding human-manatee intercourse. People would get so excited that they'd forget to surface and breathe.

What a way to go...
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

"flabbergasted" works well in this thread
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Post by Testoclesius »

at least he didnt die a virgin :lol:
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Testoclesius wrote:at least he didnt die a virgin :lol:
You won't die an ass virgin either testiespleez
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Post by Dave »

Dek wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:at least he didnt die a virgin :lol:
You won't die an ass virgin either testiespleez
If you encourage him I can't help you
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Dek wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:at least he didnt die a virgin :lol:
You won't die an ass virgin either testiespleez
keep the gay fantasies to yourself mate im not interested :lol:
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Post by Uaintseenme »

Testoclesius wrote:
Dek wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:at least he didnt die a virgin :lol:
You won't die an ass virgin either testiespleez
keep the gay fantasies to yourself mate im not interested :lol:
While stating the word 'gay', in order to offend someone, it is a good thing not to have pink text. :)
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