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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:23 pm
by tnf
I want that I can take into the classroom with me. Would work great for when the group is not paying attention and fucking around.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:24 pm
by Guest
Yeah and if ever you're hungry you can eat one of your students.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:37 am
by Kammesennin
would be awesome for someone in kindergarten to bring one in for show and tell. "Look how well it cooks Johnny's brains!!"
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:52 am
by Foo
Dave wrote:The only problem I see is that if you shoot it into crowds, what happens if there's no room for crowds to disperse?
Also how are people in intense pain going to know which way to go to get out of the 'zone'?
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:57 pm
by eepberries
I guess we'll just have to wait for videos of this in action on ebaum's before we'll really know
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:26 pm
by Pext
eepberries wrote:Don't microwaves cause like, cancer? :icon27:
this is warfare, lol... would you care?
and since the alternative is killing them...
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:30 pm
by Foo
The alternative to microwaving protestors is killing them?
This is going to be used for crowd control.
Worse, if it's got no short-term effects but causes cancer, it'll be used on progressively less dangerous crowds, and 50 or so years down the line thousands of people die from the cancer it caused.
So what's the deal? Protest and we'll shorten your life and provide a slow, agonising death? Sounds humanitarilicious!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:33 pm
by Pext
i'm not so sure about "crowd control"
if the army would get hands on a usefull area of efect pain weapon (enough time to rush in with some marines), they'd use it, i think.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:18 pm
by [xeno]Julios
what's the difference between the latest in pentagon crowd control and a marathon comprising of homosexuals?
one's a ray gun, while the other is a gay run.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:24 pm
by 7zark7
Bahahaha! :icon19: :icon14:
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:31 pm
by tnf
That was good jules.
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:08 am
by simple
Kracus wrote:Yeah and if ever you're hungry you can eat one of your students.
yep, but that's called cannibalism, and that's frowned a pone.
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:16 am
by Testoclesius
Kracus wrote:lol so they're microwaving people now!? :icon19:
yeah they are mate thats why everyones in this thread discussing it :lol:
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:54 am
by losCHUNK
lol, throw on a metal bullet proof vest and see them shit themselves when you start looking like dr doom
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:41 am
by Guest
tnf wrote:I want that I can take into the classroom with me. Would work great for when the group is not paying attention and fucking around.
LOL