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I haven't had a wank all week till today. But usually I do it every day. Btw, I never wank on the night before I have an exam at school, it totally fucks up my studying. Anyone else experience that?

no

3 times a week, i have a fiancee but hey, Like most women they dont want to have sex every time u do. and like wise i may not want to have sex with her sometime. all depends on what mood your in and what ur days been like imo.

Tsakali wrote:

Foo wrote:

FragaGeddon wrote:It's a fucking fruit.

Peppers are a fruit?


Pedant policeman wins!

To answer the question, about 3 times a week if that. Trying to cut it down as much as possible and replace it with aerobic exercise. Seems to hit almost the same spot for my mental state and is more beneficial.

they have seeds...they are a fruit

Fun fact: in the late 1800s the US supreme court ruled that tomatos were a vegetable and not a fruit. Also included in that ruling was the humble pepper.

Outside of the US yes, a fruit.

Just whenever I feel like it.

about 137 times a month

about once a week, unless i haven't done enough running/jumping/fighting/screwing/whatever-ing during the day and have too much energy, in which case i'll have one before i go to bed

I beat you all. I'm a wanker non-stop.

saturn wrote:I beat you all. I'm a wanker non-stop.

No that's rep.

Foo wrote:

Tsakali wrote:

Foo wrote: Peppers are a fruit?


Pedant policeman wins!

To answer the question, about 3 times a week if that. Trying to cut it down as much as possible and replace it with aerobic exercise. Seems to hit almost the same spot for my mental state and is more beneficial.

they have seeds...they are a fruit

Fun fact: in the late 1800s the US supreme court ruled that tomatos were a vegetable and not a fruit. Also included in that ruling was the humble pepper.

Outside of the US yes, a fruit.

yeah but the US uses the imperial measuring system as well :icon26: ... fruit it is.

berry to be specific.

ToxicBug wrote: Btw, I never wank on the night before I have an exam at school, it totally fucks up my studying. Anyone else experience that?

Only if I get spunk on my books.

lol

when ever im feeling fruity and the wife isnt about really...same for most blokes i would imagine? PArt from horton who is a man whore...

i choked a chicken once, and while i found it mildly arousing, it didn't cause me to ejaculate

did u put it in your arse?

KingManULTRA wrote:I heart wanking makes ur penis smalle,r is that tru?

well i've never wanked in my entire life and my cock takes up the entire passenger seat, so go figure

Don Carlos wrote:did u put it in your arse?

i wouldn't like to shake the hand of the man who can choke the life out of a chicken with his sphincter

I once knew a guy who did it about 10 times a day.

seremtan wrote:

Don Carlos wrote:did u put it in your arse?

i wouldn't like to shake the hand of the man who can choke the life out of a chicken with his sphincter

Neither would I...sniffing is a different matter altogether tho...

My GF gets aroused by me masturbating.
One time I was at her Moms house for dinner. I was on my way to the bathroom to wash up, only to be dragged into her moms bedroom, she said 'Masturbate for me'.
Then when I was getting close she suddenly realised what she'd asked me to do and screamed 'NOT ON MY MOMS SHEETS!'

A true story.

Shut the fuck up Brian.

FFS My names not Brian

Hi Brian

Hay what's goin on Brian?

Guy's don't make Brain cry, his eyeliner will run.