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Face / Off
Rubbish story and bad acting - 1/10

Small Soldiers
Nice animation, much lols and the story was OK - 7/10

The Descent
Good thrills, a bit much yelling sometimes 9/10

16 Blocks.. 7/10

Not bad.. Liked it

Date Movie 2/10
Fucking rubbish.

The Devil Wears Prada
5/10

slightly funny. slightly entertaining. rather cheeseballish.

i think the only reason i'm giving it such a high rating is because 1) i got to see it with three hot chicks who 2) made fun of the movie the whole way through. however im sure they all questions my sexual preferences now. fuck.

Rochelle Rochelle
A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk - olo/10

pirates of the carribean 2
total pile of poop. the special effects were good and all that, but it literally had no plot - just a bunch of shit happening one thing after another. it's a 2 hour trailer for the next movie. save your money and get it as a rental... or, better yet, don't. if it weren't suprisingly violent (and sometimes graphically so, for a disney production) it could make a good kids' movie... assuming your kids are too dumb to realize that there's no real structure to it. i am not at all joking when i say do NOT spend money on this unless you really have a deep need to look at johnny depp for a couple hours or get off on cgi fish-people. i liked the first one, but this was such a blatant money grab by the studio that i was actually offended sitting there at the end.

6/10 only for the good acting and seamless, if intentionally cartoonish, cgi.

edit: oh, oh! i figured out what it reminded me of - matrix 2! big chase scene and fancy special effects, but really nothing more to it than the rising action for something cool that will theoretically take place in the 3rd. if anything, this had even less of a conclusion to it than matrix 2 though. bleh.

shiv4 wrote:Rochelle Rochelle
A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk - olo/10

The Myth
Even if you were the greatest Jackie Chan fan that ever lived, you still wouldn't like this film. Stay away from it, it's bad.

Whisper Of The Heart
Another great Studio Ghibli film, 10/10.

Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail. - 10/10, utter brilliance

sexy beast 6/10

bit too arty but not bad, ben kingsley is on very good form - and unless you're a total shut-in or have been very lucky, you'll recognise the character he plays.

You mean SIR Ben. The pretentious old cunt.

aye, sir ben. was he in ghandi? the missus says he's a great actor but the only other thing i could think of with him in it was thunderbirds.

Hannibal wrote:Grizzly Man: 7/10. Pretty damn good if I do say so my damn self.

This is the first Herzog film I've seen. Can anybody recommend others?

Fitzcarraldo

edit: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fitzcarraldo/

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:

Hannibal wrote:Grizzly Man: 7/10. Pretty damn good if I do say so my damn self.

This is the first Herzog film I've seen. Can anybody recommend others?

Fitzcarraldo

edit: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fitzcarraldo/

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cobra verde's worth a look too

shiv4 wrote:Rochelle Rochelle
A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk - olo/10

HAHAH

Superman Returns

I liked it.

4days wrote:

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:

Hannibal wrote:Grizzly Man: 7/10. Pretty damn good if I do say so my damn self.

This is the first Herzog film I've seen. Can anybody recommend others?

Fitzcarraldo

edit: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fitzcarraldo/

:icon14:

cobra verde's worth a look too

i liked aguirre well enough. herzog films tend to be on the dull side though.

4days wrote:

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:

Hannibal wrote:Grizzly Man: 7/10. Pretty damn good if I do say so my damn self.

This is the first Herzog film I've seen. Can anybody recommend others?

Fitzcarraldo

edit: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fitzcarraldo/

:icon14:

cobra verde's worth a look too

so is everthing kinski/herzog did together.

pirates 2 - 6/10

... or 7/10 if you count in the awesome
slapstick sequences. some of the best i've seen in some time.

the story takes about 45 minutes to get rolling. to many characters had to be introduced. afterwards it's just a bunch of good action scenes tied together by a simple story that has the same feeling as the first movie.

character development only happens for jack and elisabeth and only in the last 30 minutes (with some foreshadowing for elisabeth early on).
will is still the boring "good guy" ... as in the first movie.

Clerks II

great! :icon14:

Madea's Family Reunion

Chick flic, heh, unrateable.

Loved the Madea part tho. Gotta have patiance with these kids.

Ultraviolet

:icon13:

Over airbrushed crap story.

Waste of film and my time.

Firefox with Clint Eastwood.

Solid gold cheese. Better than Stealth but not quite Flight of the Navigator if we're talking films-with-shiny-metal-aircraft.

Tremors 1 - 8/10
Tremors 2 - 5/10
Tremors 3 - 6/10
Tremors 4 - 7/10
Flight Plan - 2/10
Unleased - 6/10

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Van Helsing