Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:42 pm
At least it's not a "big square box"
:dork:

Get out your Consumer Reports "Best and Worst 2007 Cars" and take a look.Nightshade wrote:Where the hell are you seeing that the H3 is rated better than most SUVs?
Looks did play a part in our decision. Would you ever buy a car that you didn't like to look at?Grudge wrote:So you bought it based on it's looks?YourGrandpa wrote:The Toyotas looked really plain, didn't handle any better and offered less for more money. The Sequoia was a big square box with no defining features and only came with a V8. The 4-Runner looked the same, but was too small.
lol
Yes, my wife has penis envy. :icon27:Captain Mazda wrote:I'd understand if it was a beautiful Murcielago that could compensate for your small penis, but a Hummer?
fuck off you parrotCaptain Mazda wrote:That is one ugly Hummer.
The H1's on the other hand were nice.
Gramps could sell or trade his car whenever he wants, you're stuck with that ugly fuckin' hippo for the rest of your retarded life.riddla wrote:nah, we'll simply continue to troll you with complete ease
Don't have the Consumer Reports in question, but I've seen figures showing the H3 to be a piece of crap. See this thread for reference.YourGrandpa wrote:Get out your Consumer Reports "Best and Worst 2007 Cars" and take a look.Nightshade wrote:Where the hell are you seeing that the H3 is rated better than most SUVs?
Out of the 56 SUVs rated by Consumer Reports, the H3 is clearly better than 29 of them and about the same as 4 others. Hummer beats out the likes of the BMW X3, Infinity QX56, Cadilac SRX, Land Rover LR3, Mercedes M-Class, Nissan Pathfinder, Volkswagen Toreg and Volvo XC90. The H3 is rated about the same as the BMW X5 and the Infinity FX. Of course the Toyota and Lexus win out every time.
You wouldn't understand shit considering the closest you come to owning a car is mummy driving you down to the local milkbar on a saturday night.Captain Mazda wrote:I'd understand if it was a beautiful Murcielago that could compensate for your small penis, but a Hummer?
It won't be after the salt eats through the fenders.SplishSplash wrote:Oh look, the A3 is waterproof:
The H3 dwarfs all of those and rates the same or better. I'm sorry, but my wife doesn't want to ride one of those skateboards to work every day.SplishSplash wrote:Questions that could have prevented this tragedy, if only Gramps had thought of them earlier:
1. "I am going to buy a Hummer!" ... Does that really sound like the best idea?
2. Is one major hurricane per year really worth driving this car all year round?
3. That new BMW X5 looks really hot, maybe I should get a good car instead of that Hummer?
4. How many days a year are the roads actually flooded? Maybe I could get a great practical car for my wife, like the Audi A3 Sportback, the BMW 3 series, or even the Alfa Romeo 159 Sportswagon?
This thread is filled with misinformation and uniformed opinions. So referring to this thread wouldn't make any sense.Nightshade wrote:Don't have the Consumer Reports in question, but I've seen figures showing the H3 to be a piece of crap. See this thread for reference.YourGrandpa wrote:Get out your Consumer Reports "Best and Worst 2007 Cars" and take a look.Nightshade wrote:Where the hell are you seeing that the H3 is rated better than most SUVs?
Out of the 56 SUVs rated by Consumer Reports, the H3 is clearly better than 29 of them and about the same as 4 others. Hummer beats out the likes of the BMW X3, Infinity QX56, Cadilac SRX, Land Rover LR3, Mercedes M-Class, Nissan Pathfinder, Volkswagen Toreg and Volvo XC90. The H3 is rated about the same as the BMW X5 and the Infinity FX. Of course the Toyota and Lexus win out every time.
That aside, why the HELL would you want to buy from a company like that? Oh and got any crash test data on the H3? I'll bet they suck ass.
So there are 20 or so better suvs and you got that one? Post a pic of you flexing while hanging out the window of that bizniatch.YourGrandpa wrote:Get out your Consumer Reports "Best and Worst 2007 Cars" and take a look.Nightshade wrote:Where the hell are you seeing that the H3 is rated better than most SUVs?
Out of the 56 SUVs rated by Consumer Reports, the H3 is clearly better than 29 of them and about the same as 4 others. Hummer beats out the likes of the BMW X3, Infinity QX56, Cadilac SRX, Land Rover LR3, Mercedes M-Class, Nissan Pathfinder, Volkswagen Toreg and Volvo XC90. The H3 is rated about the same as the BMW X5 and the Infinity FX. Of course the Toyota and Lexus win out every time.
yeah i saw them here...HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:here's the 2007 report where it's listed in the least reliable new car category.
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/cars ... =h3%202007
poor gwamps having to lie to cover up a really stupid purchase.
here it is among the worst for avoidance maneuvers (handling)
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/cars ... nce_ov.htm
Here's where they claim they now have full data and that the h3 is below average...
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/cars ... s-down.htm