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Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:37 am
by syp0s
scared? wrote:No I'm going to Vegas on Friday chump... Place is nicer than anything in ur shit hole joke of a country... Fact... :olo: ...
A weekend in Vegas. Fuck me you're pure trash. Is the cumdump going to get another tat?

I'm assuming you have a wife who has tattoos, of course.

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:53 am
by scared?
A 4 time convict says what?... Grow up trashy midget... No one is buying your bull shit... :olo: ...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:01 pm
by syp0s
Yep, she's got tats.

Ugh.

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:36 pm
by scared?
Only one... The one we got together last Vegas trip... U gonna be okay convict?...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:51 pm
by syp0s
Here, Geoff, thought you might like this:

[lvlshot]http://i62.tinypic.com/xqmlmp.jpg[/lvlshot]

An irrefutable screenshot of my entire desktop, showing my july-sept VAT returns on the official HMRC website, tallied with my accounts software in the background for you.

A three month operating profit of over £90,000k

8% bodyfat, top 0.1% of earners. You're welcome, buddy.

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:58 pm
by syp0s
By the way, mate, just so you know. VAT is a 20% tax added to all luxury goods in the UK, and a business is required to charge it, by law, once they reach an income threshold of £82,000 a year. You are then allowed to claim back VAT from other vendors on anything you purchase for your business.

As you can see in the picture, I earned 94K for the 07 15 period, and had to charge my clients an extra £18,812, which I then passed on to the HMRC, minus the £866 I'd be claiming back, which is £20 of the £5100 I spent on my business during that period (studio rent, equipment etc).

As you can see from the figures, we have yet more proof of my claims, and not a single exposed wire, thrift store table, or domestic weekend break in sight.

I'm rich, bitch. :olo:

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:02 pm
by scared?
Doesn't prove anything. Nothing there shows any of that belongs to you... Could be anyone's... Or no one's...

Wow u really need to prove yourself to me... I'm flattered...

Lol ur very short and try to compensate in ever way possible yet still fail...

Pathetic... :olo: ...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:02 pm
by scared?
Lol your about to blow... :olo: ...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:18 pm
by syp0s
You need a unique ID to log into the HMRC website that is tied to your identity. It's not really possible to fake unless you fake it right from the very beginning. I'd need to be set up as a business and be registered for VAT in order to access the screen. In order to do that, I'd need to first start a business and increase its turnover to £82,000 a year.

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:19 pm
by syp0s
scared? wrote: your
:olo:

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:23 pm
by Don Carlos
feedback wrote:nah singapore is boring af
I guess that depends on if you like F1 or not (I'm here for the F1)

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:29 pm
by scared?
syp0s wrote:You need a unique ID to log into the HMRC website that is tied to your identity. It's not really possible to fake unless you fake it right from the very beginning. I'd need to be set up as a business and be registered for VAT in order to access the screen. In order to do that, I'd need to first start a business and increase its turnover to £82,000 a year.
Yeah okay chump u convinced me... :olo: ...

U think anyone believes a 4 time convict? They don't... U'll lie, cheat, steal, deceive etc... It's just ur nature... Pathetic... :olo: ...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:30 pm
by syp0s
You believe me :up:

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:33 pm
by scared?
Lol nope... :olo: ...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:52 pm
by Don Carlos
scared? wrote:
syp0s wrote:You need a unique ID to log into the HMRC website that is tied to your identity. It's not really possible to fake unless you fake it right from the very beginning. I'd need to be set up as a business and be registered for VAT in order to access the screen. In order to do that, I'd need to first start a business and increase its turnover to £82,000 a year.
Yeah okay chump u convinced me... :olo: ...

U think anyone believes a 4 time convict? They don't... U'll lie, cheat, steal, deceive etc... It's just ur nature... Pathetic... :olo: ...
You do every one of those things on a daily basis, plus disown your child and don't work. You are more of an embodiment of the word 'Pathetic' than anyone else who has ever posted on this board.

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 3:25 pm
by scared?
Actually Carlos ur the pathetic one or just plain stoopid... Maybe gullible is the better word... Fucking chump...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 3:43 pm
by syp0s
I could tell that hurt, Geoff :olo:

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:24 pm
by scared?
Ur powers of perception come up short yet again.... Lol I said short... :olo: ...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:39 pm
by syp0s
The only thing that comes up short here is your work history, you jobless, scrounging scumbag.

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:42 pm
by scared?
Back up everyone... Little guy is about to go Krakatoa!... :olo: ...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:23 pm
by PhoeniX
syp0s wrote:Here, Geoff, thought you might like this:
..and I thought I had a lot of tabs open at once.

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:29 am
by Don Carlos
scared? wrote:Actually Carlos ur the pathetic one or just plain stoopid... Maybe gullible is the better word... Fucking chump...
:olo: gotten to

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:57 am
by scared?
Not at all... Just about everything u said was not based in reality and thus u come off as a gullible jack ass... :olo: ...

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:48 am
by LawL
Crushed into denial, understandable. :olo:

Re: Well hell may be freezing over (workout)

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:26 am
by scared?
Yeah... Carlos is a moron... :olo: ...