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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:10 am
by ForM
And when I did get up about 10 am or so my mom was just steaming mad.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:10 am
by ForM
You can tell these things.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:11 am
by ForM
So i looked out side as I yawnd and saw that the trash was still there.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:12 am
by ForM
And it wasnt in the bags anymore, strewn all over hell and back.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:13 am
by ForM
Lukily the year before I had recived a BB gun for my xmas present. One of those pump up Crossmens.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:13 am
by ForM
Them things pack a punch for a bb and this mofo was accurate.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:14 am
by ForM
I knew it was a neighborehood dog, and it was about to get a lesson.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:14 am
by ForM
So the following friday night I went to bed early and got up about 4 am..
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:15 am
by ForM
I hauled all 12 bags out to the curb as the dead of night was creeping to dawn.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:16 am
by ForM
I went inside and picked up my BBgun and snaged a lawn chair, then went to sit on the side of the house.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:17 am
by ForM
I pumped that fucker up 20 times and waited.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:18 am
by ForM
About 5:30 am two dogs come running down the street...sniffing cans, knocking them over.
Haveing a regular hayday in their minds.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:18 am
by ForM
I layed down as thay moved on to the neighbores cans....
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:19 am
by ForM
Then thay ran to MY trash bags....
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:20 am
by ForM
And as thay was sniffing one of them moved to the side and exposed his big ass ole balls just for me....as it tore into those garbage bags...
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:20 am
by ForM
I dont need to tell ya were I aimed my 20 pump Crossman BB gun.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:21 am
by ForM
Nore do I need to tell you that beautifull sound that gun made as the pressure was released and the bb speed on its merry way...
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:22 am
by ForM
Hell I may not even need to tell you how loud that dog yellped as that bb impacted on one of its testicals....
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:23 am
by ForM
But I do need to tell you about how his tail that was straigt up in the air cureled under to protect them balls...
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:23 am
by ForM
About the way his whole body kinda curled under...
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:24 am
by ForM
About the way it sprang over the trash and his buddy in his haste to get the fuck away from there.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:25 am
by ForM
I can also say those dogs never tore up my trash again.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:26 am
by ForM
I know it was probably cruel.
But picking up trash that was already bagged is bullshit.
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:26 am
by ForM
And then theres also a fact....
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:27 am
by ForM
That it was a lovely and satisfieing way to start my Saterday morning.