Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 7:09 pm
Saw it last night... What a mixed bag... First of all, the best villain was Harry I thought? Venom was pretty pointless and his face was stupid. And the Sandman? What was the point of him? About 4mins worth of film time, and then "I forgive you!"? What? They should of just had one enemy, not 3. Sandman looked awesome though, very well done.
The best part of the film was when Parker went all emo on us, it was funny, and cheesy as hell. I actually thought "wow, glad I'm not him" when he was walking down the street like he owned the place.
Best thing in the film, by far, as always... Bruce. Why this man isn't still a big star I'll never know. I'm hoping that after "My name is Bruce" he does something big, he deserves it.
Worst part of the film... I dunno, I'm kinda torn on this... On one hand, I think that English news reporter. My missus actually turned to me and said "jesus..." when she start talking. I don't think I've ever seen acting that bad in my entire life. And I've watched a couple of UK soaps too. That, or the fact Parker ended up with MJ.
Why?
I mean I know its the story and everything... But fuck... Gwen was hot. Totally fuckable. And MJ is just... Well... Ugly. I mean seriously, if she wasn't already cast as MJ I would of said cast her as Venom with those teeth and veins sticking out every where...
One last gripe. The length. Was on about an an hour longer than I would of liked, with not enough oomph. I was constantly expecting it to reach the scale of the second. I remember my jaw hitting the floor when Parker stopped the train, THAT was awesome. Where was that part in this film? What the crane attacking the building? Meh...
On the plus side, the CGI was fantastic, probably the best I've seen for a movie of its kind. Its really come a long way. The action, which was on screen few and far between, was also awesome.
And the dance scene was gold. No matter what you guys think. It was pure, red faced, "OMFG" cheese factor 11, gold.
Over all, not the best end to an awesome trilogy, but a good effort none of the less.
6/10, with 1 point going for Gwen TBH, who saved this movie in a few places for me. She looks ok ginger in films, she should of been MJ instead of that ugly cow.
The best part of the film was when Parker went all emo on us, it was funny, and cheesy as hell. I actually thought "wow, glad I'm not him" when he was walking down the street like he owned the place.
Best thing in the film, by far, as always... Bruce. Why this man isn't still a big star I'll never know. I'm hoping that after "My name is Bruce" he does something big, he deserves it.
Worst part of the film... I dunno, I'm kinda torn on this... On one hand, I think that English news reporter. My missus actually turned to me and said "jesus..." when she start talking. I don't think I've ever seen acting that bad in my entire life. And I've watched a couple of UK soaps too. That, or the fact Parker ended up with MJ.
Why?
I mean I know its the story and everything... But fuck... Gwen was hot. Totally fuckable. And MJ is just... Well... Ugly. I mean seriously, if she wasn't already cast as MJ I would of said cast her as Venom with those teeth and veins sticking out every where...
One last gripe. The length. Was on about an an hour longer than I would of liked, with not enough oomph. I was constantly expecting it to reach the scale of the second. I remember my jaw hitting the floor when Parker stopped the train, THAT was awesome. Where was that part in this film? What the crane attacking the building? Meh...
On the plus side, the CGI was fantastic, probably the best I've seen for a movie of its kind. Its really come a long way. The action, which was on screen few and far between, was also awesome.
And the dance scene was gold. No matter what you guys think. It was pure, red faced, "OMFG" cheese factor 11, gold.
Over all, not the best end to an awesome trilogy, but a good effort none of the less.
6/10, with 1 point going for Gwen TBH, who saved this movie in a few places for me. She looks ok ginger in films, she should of been MJ instead of that ugly cow.