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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:48 am
by werldhed
break down
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:55 am
by werldhed
...
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:56 am
by werldhed
fine :icon33:
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:57 am
by werldhed
*downloads assigned articles*
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:10 am
by werldhed
enough of that.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:11 am
by werldhed
bedtime
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:49 am
by Captain
It was too late.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:49 am
by Captain
The bomb had started ticking and Colonel Klink was still hammered.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:49 am
by Captain
Eucalyptus could only save himself and one naked chick.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:50 am
by Captain
He remembered Klink's famous words "No" and jumped out of a moving car for some reason.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:50 am
by Captain
He landed into the arms of a white-shirted man.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:51 am
by Captain
He woke up in a hospital room and noticed he had dreamt it all up, until he noticed he was dangling on a set of balls.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:51 am
by Captain
He screamed and warm pooh came out of nowhere and hit him in the back of the head.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:52 am
by Captain
It was the nurse. Damn bitch.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:52 am
by Captain
The pooh was the dinner. Damn bitch.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:52 am
by Captain
Eucalytpyurihas picked up a machete and hacked all the legs off the vending machines until they all cried coke and pissed pepsi.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:53 am
by Captain
Then a griffin came out of nowhere and left.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:53 am
by Captain
Then a small explosion was heard and I farted.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:53 am
by Captain
Then I said "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:54 am
by Captain
Then I said "My daddy is an architect and he designs commercial buildings."
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:55 am
by Captain
Eucalyptus felt a slight burning sensation in his lower lip. He had partied too much with Gwyneth Paltrow last night.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:55 am
by Captain
A carton of orange juice poured itself into a glass and disassembled, but not before leaving a note.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:55 am
by Captain
The note was written in Japanese so it was a bunch of squiggly lines.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:57 am
by Captain
The squiggly lines formed a mighty sword and spawned some sort of spider bitch.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:03 pm
by werldhed
Survival signalling