Godzilla pt. II
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my words of OF WISDOM FOR THE DAY LADIES AND gentlemen
hrrmph ..sorry bout that shouting..a bus just drove by
my words of wisdom for the day ladies and gentlemen:
there was a time among men when honour and conviction were traites to be admired
shared and taught ..now words like stfu nerdboy and DIAF have vocalized a whole nation ..a battlecry of sorts knocking down the oppressed and down trotten .. i say
nay to this form of macarthism .. let he who
wears penholders hold his head up high ,free to express himself binarily without provocation .
to say words like ..i am using my guilded cape of zegroth to smyte
thee in WOW .. to say words like 3 finger salute and giggle hysterically at a joke that 4 people understand .. these my freinds are your freinds .. not your enemas ..don't be h8ting just cause they be virgins and shit .. Mary was a virgin .. do we say .
diaf virgin Mary .. no .... i am a virgin .. always have been since i can remember .. well there was that one time but i was drunk and needed confession .. anyway .. where was i
have you hugged your nerd today ??
tomorow ??
ever??
see my point ??
anyone ?
allo allo testes 1 2 3
/whispers is this thing on?
hrrmph ..sorry bout that shouting..a bus just drove by
my words of wisdom for the day ladies and gentlemen:
there was a time among men when honour and conviction were traites to be admired
shared and taught ..now words like stfu nerdboy and DIAF have vocalized a whole nation ..a battlecry of sorts knocking down the oppressed and down trotten .. i say
nay to this form of macarthism .. let he who
wears penholders hold his head up high ,free to express himself binarily without provocation .
to say words like ..i am using my guilded cape of zegroth to smyte
thee in WOW .. to say words like 3 finger salute and giggle hysterically at a joke that 4 people understand .. these my freinds are your freinds .. not your enemas ..don't be h8ting just cause they be virgins and shit .. Mary was a virgin .. do we say .
diaf virgin Mary .. no .... i am a virgin .. always have been since i can remember .. well there was that one time but i was drunk and needed confession .. anyway .. where was i
have you hugged your nerd today ??
tomorow ??
ever??
see my point ??
anyone ?
allo allo testes 1 2 3
/whispers is this thing on?
Last edited by axbaby on Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:12 am, edited 1 time in total.
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my words of wisdom for the day ladies and gentlemen:
we waste so much in this world , poverty runs rampant in all corners of the globe and yet there is Too much food.
what we are short of is leadership sans corruption .
we as a nation are very wastefull people ,let's do our part to rid the world of hunger
and not use up precious my precious resources.
here's what i'm doing.
-re-using condoms
-scraping off the toothpaste off of my sink after brushing my teeth and serving it as after dinner mints
-stealing gas for my car from buses so that more people are walking and biking
-i only eat 3 times a day now
-spit is a lubricant .no need for that fancy smancy gels and oils which get tested on apes and uses precious resources better served for my V8
-i share my cable and power now ..2 households for the price of one so long as i don't get caught
-i keep all the lights on ..turning them on and off all the time jolts the electrical grid and i'm not going to be a part of that ,"you shouldn't either"
-why walk when you can drive so long as you take a freind to the store around the block .. it's called car pooling ..learn it adopt it
it's only common sense people not mind surgery
we waste so much in this world , poverty runs rampant in all corners of the globe and yet there is Too much food.
what we are short of is leadership sans corruption .
we as a nation are very wastefull people ,let's do our part to rid the world of hunger
and not use up precious my precious resources.
here's what i'm doing.
-re-using condoms
-scraping off the toothpaste off of my sink after brushing my teeth and serving it as after dinner mints
-stealing gas for my car from buses so that more people are walking and biking
-i only eat 3 times a day now
-spit is a lubricant .no need for that fancy smancy gels and oils which get tested on apes and uses precious resources better served for my V8
-i share my cable and power now ..2 households for the price of one so long as i don't get caught
-i keep all the lights on ..turning them on and off all the time jolts the electrical grid and i'm not going to be a part of that ,"you shouldn't either"
-why walk when you can drive so long as you take a freind to the store around the block .. it's called car pooling ..learn it adopt it
it's only common sense people not mind surgery
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my post for the day ,a funny read and my true story
when i was a kid i went to french school .
no one in my home spoke french,none of my freinds but my grandparents only spoke french.
needless to say i failed miserably because the only french i spoke was inside the school.
one day the teacher " a sexy young nun as i recall ..24hourglass figure and breasteses that never ended" asked me " a tu des bi bites" ..not knowing what the fuck she said i held my head up high and proudly proclaimed
oui
meaning yes as i recall?
then i went on with the rest of my miserable day not knowing what the fuck anyone was teaching me or shouting.
the school day was over mercifully and i went home only to find the whole family in tears.
my mom sees me and dances over and starts shaking the hell out of me whilst dad has this face on that was a mix between revulsion,anger and hate. my little brothers are in the corners shaking and one vomitted .
so there i am .. in moms death grip ..dad shaking his head in perfect rhythm and my brothers crying wallowing in their own puke and now urine.
and i'm sitting there wondering what the fuck did i do now.. i was 8.
what bad things can a kid do at 8 do that would warrant the almost seizere like state my mother was inflicting , the blank stare of a normally happy drunk father and 2 siblings in need of a major diaper change before the rashes flow.
so i ask mother dearest .
"What the fuck did i do now "
she says while still treating me like a pepper shaker
"you teacher called the health unit"
"WHAT!!" i say ,in between contractions
"Ya you little peice of shit .. the health unit was just here and they took herbie. " our beloved pet of 6 years"
"you told the teacher you have fleas and they took herbie away you little shit"
the shaking stopped and all eyes turned to me waiting,baiting for my reply .
so i say knowing a glancing blow ,then a better aim is to follow as per routine i happily say .
"cool .. so that's what bi bites are"
next year i was in english school BOOYAH
when i was a kid i went to french school .
no one in my home spoke french,none of my freinds but my grandparents only spoke french.
needless to say i failed miserably because the only french i spoke was inside the school.
one day the teacher " a sexy young nun as i recall ..24hourglass figure and breasteses that never ended" asked me " a tu des bi bites" ..not knowing what the fuck she said i held my head up high and proudly proclaimed
oui
meaning yes as i recall?
then i went on with the rest of my miserable day not knowing what the fuck anyone was teaching me or shouting.
the school day was over mercifully and i went home only to find the whole family in tears.
my mom sees me and dances over and starts shaking the hell out of me whilst dad has this face on that was a mix between revulsion,anger and hate. my little brothers are in the corners shaking and one vomitted .
so there i am .. in moms death grip ..dad shaking his head in perfect rhythm and my brothers crying wallowing in their own puke and now urine.
and i'm sitting there wondering what the fuck did i do now.. i was 8.
what bad things can a kid do at 8 do that would warrant the almost seizere like state my mother was inflicting , the blank stare of a normally happy drunk father and 2 siblings in need of a major diaper change before the rashes flow.
so i ask mother dearest .
"What the fuck did i do now "
she says while still treating me like a pepper shaker
"you teacher called the health unit"
"WHAT!!" i say ,in between contractions
"Ya you little peice of shit .. the health unit was just here and they took herbie. " our beloved pet of 6 years"
"you told the teacher you have fleas and they took herbie away you little shit"
the shaking stopped and all eyes turned to me waiting,baiting for my reply .
so i say knowing a glancing blow ,then a better aim is to follow as per routine i happily say .
"cool .. so that's what bi bites are"
next year i was in english school BOOYAH
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