It's almost college football season

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:13 pm

WOOOHOOO!! ALCOHOL POISONING AND CHOKING ON YOUR OWN VOMIT!!! YEAH!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:22 pm

pfft, that shit is for pussies. Btw, as good as any thread to post it in, from wikipedia:

...It is in fact proven that alcohol does not kill brain cells when drunk [6],[7] because at the concentrations which are typically reached when alcoholic drinks are consumed (~0.1%) it is incapable of permanently harming neurons. It is true that at higher concentrations (~50%), ethanol is highly toxic to most living organisms (which is why it can be used as a disinfectant). However, loss of consciousness and death would result long before these concentrations are reached in the brain.

Drink up kids, it only limits your brain capacity when hung over, which is only temporary. You'll die before it can kill brain cells.

oh and

Prolonged, heavy drinking has been associated in many cases with primary liver cancer...in the United States, liver cancer is relatively uncommon, afflicting approximately 2 people per 100,000, but excessive alcohol consumption is linked to as many as 36 % of these cases by some investigators.

good gamblin' odds

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:36 pm

liver / kidney damage maybe ?

anyway fuck that, if your remotely concerned about that shit then you shouldnt drink

beer bonging tho

the nubs way of getting drunk.... even if those bongs can take 3-5 beers (bottles ?, anyway same story even with pints).... a bottle of vodka, absynth or whatever the fuck not will do the job twice as fast without exposing those homoerotic cock choking fantasies

Post by **LawL** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:34 am

Wearing helmets to play Football.

Post by **l0g1c** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:06 am

Uh, ctrlnuke is gay, but what the fuck is wrong with college football?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:07 am

lots of homos in here wishing I was gay.

Boo Florida.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:18 am

losCHUNK wrote:liver / kidney damage maybe ?

anyway fuck that, if your remotely concerned about that shit then you shouldnt drink

beer bonging tho the nubs way of getting drunk.... even if those bongs can take 3-5 beers (bottles ?, anyway same story even with pints).... a bottle of vodka, absynth or whatever the fuck not will do the job twice as fast without exposing those homoerotic cock choking fantasies

lol, I don't even know what made you put absynth in the same league as vodka.
Vodka in general, although there are some exceptions (very, very few and they're all too expensive), is for chicks and 15 year old high schoolers. And you're talking about the nub way

While I'll agree on you with absynth, if it's real with enough thujone(sp?), it's a pain in the ass to get in the US and you usually have to shell out $250-$300 every 750ml for the real stuff.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:20 am

and back to the point anyway, beer is the only drink for tailgaiting. As it can be consumed hours, upon hours on end. Good luck with your vodka, try drinking that for over 6 hours.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:09 am

If you can't drink Vodka for over 6 hours then you're a faggot.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:17 am

No, you're a faggot if you bring a case of vodka to a tailgate.

Post by ek » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:19 am

ya for sure, and he is also the one that wears two polos because its cool

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:26 am

thugged out since cub scouts n****er

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:26 am

Post by **LawL** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:44 am

ctrlnuke wrote:No, you're a faggot if you bring a case of vodka to a tailgate.

Only a faggot would think of Vodka in the case.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:20 am

*bump*

be back in the desert Friday.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:22 am

no unlv

Post by **Captain** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:25 am

University of LevelUp.

Post by **Ryoki** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:40 am

ctrlnuke wrote:Vodka in general, although there are some exceptions (very, very few and they're all too expensive), is for chicks and 15 year old high schoolers.

lol?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:36 pm

ctrlnuke wrote:*bump*

be back in the desert Friday.

Bump by popular demand (thanks for all the kind PMs guys :icon14:)
First game tonight against Idaho State. Get there in late afternoon, toss a football around, play some cards, drink some beer, watch the sun set in the desert, and watch my team win. :icon14:

last time we played them we beat them at home with a last second 30 yard field goal. Pretty exciting.

Should be good game.

Post by **Captain** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:49 pm

Let homoball season begin!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:53 pm

watching sweaty men in tight pants tackling each other for the ol' pigskin is about as god-fearing American you can fucking get.
I don't want no fucking faggots in my stadium watching that shit. The right to watch is only for the manly.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:08 am

We won :icon14: I wanted a jump start on an after party so I left during third quarter when it was 30-3. I don't know what the final was, but we fucking crushed them.

Post by **Captain** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:17 pm

Did you have a beerhat?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:54 am

ctrlnuke wrote:We won :icon14: I wanted a jump start on an after party so I left during third quarter when it was 30-3. I don't know what the final was, but we fucking crushed them.

turns out we beat them 54-10.

slaughtered

We'll crush every college this year. Fact.