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Rochelle, is that Shanaynay's sister?

A movie depicting a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

olo shaft

I just ated the last of the flapjack my mum made and was sad, then when I reached over to my phone to do this there was a bit of flapjack on it.

Great success.

Anyway.

* Your order has been delayed due to stock shortages
* Your order has been shipped
* Spoke to landlord, phone to get ur bond back.
* Hows it goin?
* Yes
* KIPPERS for tea
* 20 quid for C&C first decade or oblivion. Good price?

feedback wrote:I have rochelle's number, seriously

yeah she's pretty hot, unfortunately she only likes black guys.

new ones since last night:

You up?
Just seeing. How long you gonna be up? (sketch book.)
And why arent u in class mr.?
O ok...r u goin to the beach tonight? I can get u on the list
If u on the list ur free
Yea ill put u both on
K

Foo wrote:I just ated the last of the flapjack my mum made and was sad, then when I reached over to my phone to do this there was a bit of flapjack on it.

Great success.

Anyway.

* Your order has been delayed due to stock shortages
* Your order has been shipped
* Spoke to landlord, phone to get ur bond back.
* Hows it goin?
* Yes
* KIPPERS for tea
* 20 quid for C&C first decade or oblivion. Good price?

see only good comes out of participation. kippers?

ctrlnuke wrote:

feedback wrote:I have rochelle's number, seriously

yeah she's pretty hot, unfortunately she only likes black guys.

new ones since last night:

You up?
Just seeing. How long you gonna be up? (sketch book.)
And why arent u in class mr.?
O ok...r u goin to the beach tonight? I can get u on the list
If u on the list ur free
Yea ill put u both on
K

I have a friend who only likes black guys, she has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs and she's a bit of a slut. :icon14:

Hahaha. I wAs late though. Same as always :-|
Hw? No. Same aS always
Lol. I'm done with that..
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Hey doug i won't be training today cuz i'm studying for a mid term. I think daniel will still be there tho.
Eat? At 4? For dinner? that's a lil early man. i was thinking about 6:30 or so. i had a big brunch
study!

hey doug, who eats dinner at 4? Grandpa.

by the way you did leave marks on me some can be seen
No one has noticed so it is all good. Sorry about your shoulders
I don't know, i have a meeting at 7 and i have a dentist apt at 5

boring....I know you guys all have cell phones, translate the shit to english if you have to, just post them.

yeah i thought so thank you by the way
i am glad i met you too thanks for the good time
yeah that sounds fun if i get out early maybe we can get a bite to eat
ok

then how about posting facebook messages?

ctrlnuke wrote:hey doug, who eats dinner at 4? Grandpa.

by the way you did leave marks on me some can be seen
No one has noticed so it is all good. Sorry about your shoulders
I don't know, i have a meeting at 7 and i have a dentist apt at 5

hey I didn't want to eat dinner I woke up at like 3 and thought I was asking about lunch I had no idea what was going on

like wall posts? I don't get many of those

but i dont care

-Hahaha i saw the 'gasm macking on the ladies last night!!!!
-Hey, are you back to Vegas yet?!
-Hey thanks for spilling like 2 drinks on me the other day, had to wash my shoes and purse
THANKS... just kidding, your awesome
ttyl
-happy birthday
-Happy Birthday!
-i hope that puke didnt get caught in the nose ring
hahaha
-Thoes circus Midgets CANNOT hold their booze!!!

that's all I've got in a little over a year now

edit: I only have 1 message but I'm too lazy to log back into facebook and it's pretty generic anway. It's basically like "Where'd you go last night? Call me when you get this."

ctrlnuke wrote:like wall posts? I don't get many of those

but i dont care

no like private messages oh and hey didn't I tell you that you should be my facebook friend? (who I never met)

Hi, Doug! It was nice meeting you the other day at McMenamins. I'm sorry you had to see the drunk side of me. It's so embarrassing. Anyway, hope to see you around.

happy birthday doug! hope it's a good one

hey~~good luck on your finals. and have fun with your gf in Korea. Actually, I never been there, can you bring someting fun to me from Korea?? =) btw, my brother is coming here. Can my brother hang out with u ? you are a cool man..hahahahahahahaha

how have yuo been? I just saw you today, right ?? are you going to take summer classes?? go hang out go han out ..Im bored :P

1 dollar PBR's
1 dollar Jello Shots
2 Wells
1 Tattoo Shots

doublepost!

Okay, I have 77 in my inbox ranging between last night and when i finished school 11 months ago. Here we go!

Sandy: Hey Tom, so did you want to go to the hi fi on friday? It doesn't matter either way, im not sure whether to go or not. But i can get you a ticket if you want
Sandy: I'll say yes, only so you enjoy it more. I have frozen coke so i'm mildly satisfied
Car-Nissan: Will have 2B PM Wed or 11.30 Thurs! Mark.
Car-Nissan: Hi Tom@ Will have Skyline in Melbourne later 2morrow. Please advise a good time 2 meet Wed/Thurs? Mark!
Sam: Sorry forgot to say friday night
Sam: Porky's house warmin starts at 7 and every one has to be out at 1 he said to tell all the boys so there is a job for u party pimp
Jacqui: Maybe one day!
Jacqui: Ok maybe disregard the hot sex, but what about the coffee??
Jacqui: Hey, when r we going to catch up for some hot sex and gravy? Woop, I meant coffee...
Michael: Having a night out to celebrate my birthday next saturday on the 21st, meeting at richmond station at 9. Let me know if ur coming. Bring others if u want.
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Sandy: Hm i suppose, i'll be scrubbing my cheek for days anyway. What have you been up to?
Sandy: One of the most embarrassing moments of my life.. Went to a play today and one of the actors made the guy sitting next to me kiss me in front of 80 primary school kids. I doubt i'll ever recover. Anything equally as awkward happen to you?
Tom E: . Hey remember when you had a soundcard for me? And remember ther time we were housesitting and you let me down?
Jeff: I just spewed ;)
BarnsJen-gf: 60 cunts coburg station tomorrow die cunt die from barns
BarnsJen-gf: Kill yourself now because preston wants to kill you
Anuradi: OMG!!! You guys are fucken awesome! I can not believe you managed to pull this shit! Thats fucken amazing! Thank you so Damn much! Xo
Sandy: Hey tom, hows things? Mmm im on a vibrating chair, not as satisfying as it suggests, oh well. Happy not to rely on chairs i suppose
Kate: Haha awesometimes. Best friends!
Jane: I want your money, ooh oo-ooh, thats what i want, ooh oo-ooh.
Dave: Im taking back porch monkey!
Sandy: Was i doing homework 3 in the morning?.. No. Strange question
Jane: Tom is the best!
Tom E.: Get some gatorade powder and a red bull, combine. It might not fix the hangover but it's sure to be tasty, maybe.
Joseph: Oh no im not
Jane: Best number place ever... JayBob.
Jenny N.: I was reading our chat logs from like 04. We seriously had an odd relationship. I was innocent&lame. And you were 'so mature' Haha, we would get shitty at each other so often. We were so cool. LOL i called you 'tommy'. Hahah! How very lame. Just thought i'd tell you, cause it amused me. Catchup soon kid x
Tamara: Yeah tell him to stop whining like a woman he's almost like dave oh yeah remind dave he's a woman and my mum still thinks he's gay. Peace out dawg. Xoxo
Dave: Porky had sex with maz
Michael: Hey mckenzie im hanging with your whore
Sandy: Average. we coloured in balloons
Sandy: Hey tom, how's gloomy melbourne? Im on a tour bus watching steve irwin poking snakes. Had it been an exciting week for you?
Anuradi: Thanks for the message on my laptop! Dickhead! Xo
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Anuradi: Oh my god! Is everyone still alive?!?
Dave: I said, Tom pull it out of them and get the booze back here.
Jacqui: yeah, not much. Just hanging around.Z
Anuradi: Hey guys, thanks again for the art work, its one of the best presents I've ever gotten! I love you guys!!! Xo
Hannah: Hey thanks for writing back the other day. The k was pointless i didn't feel much. Eh. Xoxo
Hannah: Went through his phone found message from ex "Fantastic to hear from you, of course we can catch up" do i say anything? i shouldn't have gone through his phone
Anuradi: E your dubing body i hope you joyo it sioux be wed! Xo
Jane: "you are one of gods mistakes... You crying tragic waste of skin..." p.s- msn on out & about
Hannah: My sister and i are doing lines of k, was it you who wanted to try it? I feel all floaty!
Dave: Worst meal ever!
Sandy: Hey bubsiclepop. Haha. My friends are high on coke, and you call me underage.. Shame. Anyway im good, how are you
Dave: You have already won the bet, enjoy yourself, joel cracked yesterday, im only telling you cause he really pissed me off.
Michael: Beggars cant be choosers
Anuradi: I love you tom!
Sandy: Sorry, i can be really indecisive. Saturday sounds good
Kimberley: Dude i sweari just saw Trevor at a priceline store.. I think. LoL.
Kat America: i love you, white boy. hahaha
Dave: Jenny Noone was employe of the month at kfc burwood in febuary
Anuradi: I love you tom! Xo
Dave: Nice stall fruit
Kimberley: This line is fucking ridiculous. Just so u kno
Aimy: Lol a show called the L word is on tv that has 2 hot girls fully getting it on. Its so hot :) not that u care,i just needed to share! Hav a good sleep hunny!.Xx
Anuradi: SaI love you tom Xo
Anuradi: I love you! 0421xxxxxx Xo
Steve L.: That drummer guy so looks like you. Lol
Tom E.: Do a carbomb motherfvcker!
Zoe: ...And happy b'day man!
Teagan: if you dont eat your meat you cant have any pudding!!... how can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat!!!
Dave: Call dave gay ass
Unknown?: What time? Did you do all I asked? About time you got credit
Dave: I am so hammered!
Tessa: Because i know this is ur favoritest day of the year.. I thought i would wish u a happy valentines day. Haha xx
Bobby: Congrats Tom. The rds wil nvr b the same! Bobby
Mum: Congrats. Never doubtd it!
Caryn: Not me. I'm the golden girl.
Deakin Uni: Welcome to Deakin Uni! We look forward to seeing you at Orientation starting 20 Feb 06. For more info check out http://www.deakin.edu.au
Caryn: Oh Yeh, i'm also willing to forget it completely if you aren't interested.
Caryn: My best friend in the world, who i love so much. Its tearing me up, badly. What have i done to make you not care about me, or make you want to make me believe that you never did care about me..
Michael: Someone made the wrong decision sometime tonite, I've some how ende up cruisin in a fully sik wog mobile, kill me now
Hannah: Hey i hope your parents have cooled it um i like hanging out with you <3
Caryn: Bored bored. Want to come out with me tonight?
Emily: With my dog tongue

glossy wrote:Jeff: I just spewed

wtf

Sounds perfect
Why didn't I think of that?
Brilliant, well done
The girls want to know if you're free for lunch tomorrow
What was the water like?
I loved it when you came on my tits
Don't make me wait
She never stops talking about you
Yeah I had a great night
Can we meet for coffee?

Law wrote:Sounds perfect
Why didn't I think of that?
Brilliant, well done
The girls want to know if you're free for lunch tomorrow
What was the water like?
I loved it when you came on my tits
Don't make me wait
She never stops talking about you
Yeah I had a great night
Can we meet for coffee?

Stop it, you're fucking killing me

ITS GLOSSY!

Captain Mazda wrote:

glossy wrote:Jeff: I just spewed

wtf

it was his 18th birthday so we took him out for a decent night on the town. Before he even arrived him and jason drank a bottle of vodka between them (about 70% jeff), then we barhopped all night but couldn't get him to spew even though he was really really drunk. By the end of the night (about 4AM) we're in a park drinking goon (cheap cask wine) and premix bourbon and cokes and him and we still can't get him to throw up, then him and his girlfriend leave to start the walk home. That leaves four of us sitting around a small fire just talking about shit before we head off home and we all got that message at the same time, as he was about halfway home.

:o!

olo, nice.

feedback wrote:

ctrlnuke wrote:like wall posts? I don't get many of those

but i dont care

no like private messages oh and hey didn't I tell you that you should be my facebook friend? (who I never met)

sorry i have to meet you. we can be q3w friends though.

Do you have erics number?
Well what is jays? And what time are you goin to hookah
You in your room?
Bored!
Man whore
Oh, you know it
i do like you

Edit: I don't remember any of those, I blacked out last night on the other side of town at a bar since a girl was paying my bar tab and I woke up this morning back in my bed missing my shirt (which isn't in my room) and I had to get up at 8 am and get dressed up to go to a formal hearing with the office of student of conduct and talk to a panel of people grilling me about the alcohol, trespassing, and vandalism charges that they got me with all in one night. fun.