hahaha. topgear hate yanks.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:16 pm

seremtan wrote:
l0g1c wrote:God loves America...
...the way michael jackson loves children

no... jackson actually touches little boys in the real world. so his sick twisted "love" exists... The mythical sky fairy however, only has imaginary love.

Post by **inolen** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:48 am

Haha, one of the mock names in the credits is actually Coriolis's name

Post by **tnf** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:13 am

whats topgear?

Post by **Whiskey 7** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:46 am

tnf wrote:whats topgear?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/

Great show.

Massive Quasars wrote:I need to watch this show.

Do :icon14:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:02 am

Dr_Watson wrote:that episode was brilliant. :icon14:

personally i think it was done perfectly; they got the *real* america. NYC, Boston, Seattle, SF, and Chicago are islands of good, amid a giant sea of cheese smothered, rude shit. Given; mobile alabama is a terrifying extreme (i know i've been there), but the rest of the piece was pretty typical of 90% of the country. And the bit in new orleans is what really sells you on how absolutely fucking selfish and backward this place has become.

top notch program: 10/10

That's my gut reaction, and once in a while one needs to indulge the gut. Gawd knows these troglodytes do it damn near every waking moment of their lives (yes I'm indulging it atm, fitting innit).

Already done, W7.

Post by **PhoeniX** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:25 pm

So who linked my credits screenshot to other forums/people? I've seen it posted on another site already

Post by **andyman** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:30 pm

Dr_Watson wrote: And the bit in new orleans is what really sells you on how absolutely fucking selfish and backward this place has become.

yeah sorry for hogging all of the hurricane. fuck off.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:09 am

this episode is hilarious

Post by **Eraser** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:20 pm

The bit with the squirrel and the cow was a bit iffy though

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:24 pm

Agreed. That bit was just stupid. Although I laughed when Clarkson stopped traffic to move that turtle.
I wouldn't say it was the best episode ever, but it certainly had its moments.

Tampering with the A/C... or James buying the shirt rack...

Post by **Iccy** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:42 pm

fucking gold man.

I live in FL, i know what these guys dealt with when they went through. I cant believe the shit they painted on their cars.

Pure gold.

Post by **hax103** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:43 pm

the shit on the cars was unbelievable! great stuff! if they came to NL, wore swastikas and sat in the hooligan section of a NL vs Germany football match, they would have been killed for sure.

Now I'm thinking those lame-ass rednecks - they couldn't even land a good kick on Clarkson's IMMENSE fat tummy.

Iccy wrote:fucking gold man.

I live in FL, i know what these guys dealt with when they went through. I cant believe the shit they painted on their cars.

Pure gold.

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:51 pm

if you think swastika's are the equivalent of "hillary for president", then get the fuck out of my forums.
and my country, while youre at it :icon32:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:02 pm

aye swastikas will get your head kicked in anywhere you go

Post by **Tsakali_** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:03 am

Dr_Watson wrote:that episode was brilliant. :icon14:

personally i think it was done perfectly; they got the *real* america. NYC, Boston, Seattle, SF, and Chicago are islands of good, amid a giant sea of cheese smothered, rude shit. Given; mobile alabama is a terrifying extreme (i know i've been there), but the rest of the piece was pretty typical of 90% of the country. And the bit in new orleans is what really sells you on how absolutely fucking selfish and backward this place has become.

top notch program: 10/10

just yesterday I went to a little po-boy shop ( it's a sandwich joint)
I got my change of 1 dollar and 15 cents after i got my order...I placed my change with my food on a table and went to the restroom to wash my hands, i come back 2 minutes later and my change were gone!

it was expected that it would be as I did it on purpose, but it still boggles the mind that there were 2 employees and 2 more tables with people in a room no bigger than 15x12 feet. I'm suspecting that the idiot who did it was the guy that just picked up an order to go...sometims I feel that we do deserve the bad rep

Post by **d3mol!t!on** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:42 am

Absolutely class. And at the end when they said someone tried to sue them for supplying the wrong information on a car they were giving away for free

Post by **hax103** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:29 pm

MKJ wrote:if you think swastika's are the equivalent of "hillary for president", then get the fuck out of my forums.
and my country, while youre at it :icon32:

If you want equivalent, try again going to a NL vs Germany game here, sitting in the Hooligan section and wearing a T-shirt that just says

"Germany is the best"

Of course you should plan on your funeral first.

Post by **Survivor** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:18 pm

If someone sat in the hooligan section wearing a shirt of the opposing team on any match you'd have ruckus. You could say Ajax vs Feyenoord and it would be the same as long as you include the damn hooligan section.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:24 pm

lol aye

these guys drove through a town with writting on the side of there car

now if you, like foo said, spray up your car with anti-club quotes and drive through there home town youd prolly get a load of bald men tanked up on stella running after you, but even then it would prolly have to be quite vindictive.... and if you had a camera crew with 3 guys saying "hey we dont really mean it, we kinda done it to each others cars" then i dunno