Quake3World

E-standards from virgins.

I'd hit it.

TehChozenTwo wrote:I'd hit it.

Desperate hey?

R00k wrote:I believe I'd pass. Unless she threatened to hurt me. ......

Yes, I reckon she could do severe harm to us mere (male) mortals

Nightshade wrote:Pffft. You know you want to burn your cross in her yard, old man.

Peculiar sexual innuendo :icon14:

R00k wrote:slide my spooge sled in

jesus

never

I kicked a 5'-1 version of Serena out of my office the other day because her BF who works for us can't get any work done when she's around.

diego wrote:

Yep, definitely a male. rotfl @ every moron.

wanna tag team her with me, diego?

o'dium wrote:
Fucking search you man loving ponce

I still see no pics

and what part of me asking to see pics of your gf, or stating a desire to fuck a woman, makes me a man lover?

horton wrote:

o'dium wrote:
Fucking search you man loving ponce

I still see no pics

and what part of me asking to see pics of your gf, or stating a desire to fuck a woman, makes me a man lover?

Because you with have sex with that fucking tranny up there, thats why

o'dium wrote: Because you with have sex with that fucking tranny up there, thats why

Oh, I see.

She is manlike, well if your definition of manlike is "big breasts, long legs, curvy hips and a well rounded ass" doesnt sound like any man I know.

People are sexually attracted to those who have a better chance of providing them with healthy offspring, big tits and hips, would suggest an easier childbirth/child rearing experience, infact unless your gf has bigger tits and wider hips, she is less womanly than serena.

and the pics are where?

Erm, I've posted pics of the "ex", who I couldn't give a flying fukck about now. SO I'm not about to go crawling though Q3W's database looking for you. I believe it was in a topic dedicated to somebody elses gf.

The current gf of mine is fantastic, and do you know what, shes beautiful. If you think that girl up there is nice, fair play mate. I think she looks like a dog. Shes built like a man, ugly as fuck too.

To each his own.

o'dium wrote:Erm, I've posted pics of the "ex", who I couldn't give a flying fukck about now. SO I'm not about to go crawling though Q3W's database looking for you. I believe it was in a topic dedicated to somebody elses gf.

The current gf of mine is fantastic, and do you know what, shes beautiful. If you think that girl up there is nice, fair play mate. I think she looks like a dog. Shes built like a man, ugly as fuck too.

To each his own.

My gf is also a total babe, when Im driving my Bentley, and flexing my 22 inch biceps, counting my billions, she is the icing on the cake.

And without pics, your claims to having a fantastic gf, are about as valid as my claims to own a bentley/22 inch biceps/billions.

Erm, since when has this been about my GF? Your the only person who bought her into it.

Face it, you have fucking awful taste in women.

o'dium wrote:Erm, since when has this been about my GF? Your the only person who bought her into it.

Face it, you have fucking awful taste in women.

You bring her into it, just about every time anyone reminds you that you are an idiot, you post something along the lines of "Im not gonna reply to that, Im gonna go to bed with the missus" as if the fact that you finally found someone stupid/charitable enough to ignore your obvious flaws, and spend some time with you, is a badge of honour/enough to make people consider you to be anything other than a tool.

Im curious about her, does she remind you of your mother? do you continue the family tradition and give your gf a christmas beating?
or do you get her to hold you tight and tell you everythings gonna be OK, when the nasty people online call you names?

Wow, what a fucking child. How old are you, 10? 11?

Seriously, just because you can sleep with an ugly bitch doesn't mean anybody else who wouldn't is lower than you.

Seriously, last post. You just proved to pretty much everybody on here how old you are.

o'dium wrote:Wow, what a fucking child. How old are you, 10? 11?

Seriously, just because you can sleep with an ugly bitch doesn't mean anybody else who wouldn't is lower than you.

Seriously, last post. You just proved to pretty much everybody on here how old you are.

Oooops, did I hit a nerve?

Ok, here she is, my current at least:



My last ex (Second from right):



And my ex fiancee from last year (Middle. This is the one thats on Q3W, just a different pic because I'm not with her now):




Now your turn Stud. Come on, seeing as Mrs. Boreton is a fucking stunner, lets see her?

thats one ugly bitch u got there odium...and i have no standards...just saying...

scared? wrote:thats one ugly bitch u got there odium...and i have no standards...just saying...

See, thats no problem, because I like her. When I look at her, I dont think "horse", I dont think "fucking hell shes built like a man" and I don't think to myself when fucking her "Mike Tyson?". So yeah, thats fine bud, np.

Heres another of her when we went to a themed club not long back:



(It looks a bit odd because its a picture, of a picture, heh)

And probably the latest of her:

She's cute, does she know you're telling people she's your gf?

but does she do anal...and will she suck ur dick after the anal? if not ur a moron...

Nightshade wrote:She's cute, does she know you're telling people she's your gf?

Unfortunatly, yes she does

I'm still waiting for boreton. Hes suddenly gone hushed...

I'm willing to bet he will only post with some shit on texture res/polycount of my current or ex's, or go into a cry about how my mom some how got the shit kicked out of her which never even happened.

*waits*

scared? wrote:but does she do anal...and will she suck ur dick after the anal? if not ur a moron...

Unfortunatly, I'm an anal virgin, both ways

BRB, gonna go listen to some Slipknot and slit my wrists.

lol...ur lame...no joke...

scared? wrote:lol...ur lame...no joke...

Shit, better fool you al into thinking I'm not with my government mind rays