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Toronto. Notice the toyota 4 runner that's buried.

I noticed the blowjob instead

Captain Mazda wrote:I noticed the blowjob instead

it's called a snowblow

And its something he'll never receive, only give...

Ryoki wrote:I thought new zealand.

fucks sake.
NZ is the biggest shit hole on this planet.

Canidae wrote:And its something he'll never receive, only give...

Keep it up, statistically you're bound to say something funny before 2015.

Oops

Ryoki wrote:Oops

Mazda, i realize you probably don't have any first hand experience with this so i'm just gonna go ahead and tell you, to stop you from embarassing yourself in the future: a blowjob is when the woman goes down on the man.

Ryoki, while I have plenty of experience on the receiving end of such a phenomenon, I hope you won't begin sharing your generic Dutcho fagfest stories with me.

woman going down on a man == fagfest?

Captain Mazda wrote:...I have plenty of experience on the receiving end of such a phenomenon...

Such a phenomenon.

END OF PHENOMENON

Ryoki wrote:Mazda, i realize you probably don't have any first hand experience with this so i'm just gonna go ahead and tell you, to stop you from embarassing yourself in the future: a blowjob is when the woman goes down on the man.

I'm willing to bet Mazda has had plenty of blowjobs from women, and most likely just received another one during the time it took you to google 'blowjob'.

Captain Mazda wrote:

Canidae wrote:And its something he'll never receive, only give...

Keep it up, statistically you're bound to say something funny before 2015.

Captain Mazda wrote:Stop obsessing about everyone, you deranged ape.

Holy shit! You must have invented a time machine because you struck gold before me! Damn...

I'll just have to study the comedy bible that is you in the hope that I can better myself.

busetibi wrote:heh, freeze you fuckers,
high of 32c today, expected low tonight of 18c

Captain Mazda wrote:

Canidae wrote:And its something he'll never receive, only give...

Keep it up, statistically you're bound to say something funny before 2015.

Such hope isn't upheld for you though.

MKJ wrote:woman going down on a man == fagfest?

cut the tard some slack, he is a persian after all.

While my ancestors were already living in civilized society and discovering medicine and algebra, your convict fathers were still barking up trees and throwing feces at each other

Captain Mazda wrote:While my ancestors were already living in civilized society and discovering medicine and algebra, your convict fathers were still barking up trees and throwing feces at each other

what's your excuse then?

shouldn't you be outside making snowmen or playing cars?

Captain Mazda wrote:While my ancestors were already living in civilized society and discovering medicine and algebra, your convict fathers were still barking up trees and throwing feces at each other

which may be true if I was an Australian,
seeing as I'm not, your point is wasted and moot.

oh and at filthy persians discovering algebra,
Diophantus is regarded as having discovered algebra (which is why hes called the father of algebra, and he wrote "Arithmetica" long before the turdling omar khayyam took an interest.
in fact Diophantus lived from 200 to 284 and khayyam wasn't born till 1048!

shit stick,
now go weave me a carpet.

LOL OUCH