Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:15 pm
You're a fucking moron.
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Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:19 pm
You're so fucking ugly and frail-looking you had to personally delete every photo Puff posted of you to protect your tough guy persona
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:39 pm
Captain Mazda wrote:It's ok to be jealous, I'm superior to you in every way
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:29 pm
seremtan wrote:Captain Mazda wrote:It's ok to be jealous, I'm superior to you in every way
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:17 pm
Captain Mazda wrote:Personal Quote: Yes, I'm a ninja. No, I won't show you my moves.
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:03 pm
phantasmagoria wrote:Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen
und die laufen vom Gesicht;
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser -
so die Tränen sieht man nicht.
In der Tiefe ist es einsam
und so manche Zähre fliesst
und so kommt es, dass das Wasser
in den Meeren salzig ist.
Bacon wrote:rammstein'd
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:49 pm
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:04 pm
somebody needs to synch that with hitler speech footage
because jokes about ze war are so fresh
because jokes about ze war are so fresh
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:25 am
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickalotapuss.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the monkey.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A Megasoreass (note that 'seremtan' is also an acceptable answer)
A lickalotapuss.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the monkey.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A Megasoreass (note that 'seremtan' is also an acceptable answer)
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:25 pm
combs shaped like guns are still a shit design idea, zack
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:06 am
Touching children is still illegal, Steve-O.
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:37 pm
So a baby seal walks into a club...
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:56 am
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:05 am
Fixed.+JuggerNaut+ wrote:So a blind man walks into a bar...
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:25 am
Welsh Paedo's - putting the Ddyfid in Kiddy Fiddling
Re: shit jokes thread
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:53 pm
ME AND MY HUSBAND DWAYNE AND OUR GAY SON AND ALL OUR AMMO.