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Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:30 pm
by xer0s
vileliquid1026 wrote:xer0s wrote:You probably just have a knack for selecting men with large genitalia. Perhaps you subconsciously check out the size of their hands and feet. Or maybe consciously for all I know.
It's hard to tell if your survey is accurate without knowing an exact number of dudes you've infected. How many we lookin at? 20? 30?
I hope you're kidding about the hands and feet thing... Most misleading myth ever.
Ehh... enough.
"Enough" would imply the number is sufficient to satisfy your desire for penis (i.e. Enough is enough). Have you moved on to vagina?
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:48 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:chode
xer0s wrote:What does the area between your sack and your asshole have to do with anything?
Fucking lol...
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:35 pm
by Transient
GONNAFISTYA wrote:HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:chode
xer0s wrote:What does the area between your sack and your asshole have to do with anything?
Fucking lol...
I was about to laugh, too, but I have been informed that it's synonymous with 'taint'. Apparently I was wrong all these years. That or it's a regional thing...
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:09 pm
by Therac-25
Urban Dictionary wrote:a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:40 pm
by ^misantropia^
Deji wrote:^misantropia^ wrote:Notice how Germany is yellow and the Netherlands green? That's me.
"The research by the 'Institut fuer Kondom-Beratung' measured penises in their erect state belonging to 10,477 brave volunteers from all 25 countries in the EU.
1. France, length:15.48cm, girth: 13.63cm
2. Sweden, length: 15.36cm, girth: 12.78cm
3. Estonia, length: 15.17cm, girth: 12.54cm
British rivals across the English Channel will be spluttering into their tea to discover that their pride and joy comes in 23rd place at 13.32cm (5.2 inches) long and 11.32cm (4.5 inches) around - only ahead of Ireland and Greece!"
Are you hitting on me, you rascal?
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:22 am
by seremtan
Transient wrote:I was about to laugh, too, but I have been informed that it's synonymous with 'taint'. Apparently I was wrong all these years. That or it's a regional thing...
fyi the chinese call it 'yoni'
apparently, if you press down on it when you're about to shoot your load, it diverts the load into your bladder (or kidneys, not sure)
there you go mazda - a great way for you to save on kleenex costs

Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:24 am
by seremtan
Deji wrote:"The research by the 'Institut fuer Kondom-Beratung' measured penises in their erect state belonging to 10,477 brave volunteers from all 25 countries in the EU.
1. France, length:15.48cm, girth: 13.63cm
2. Sweden, length: 15.36cm, girth: 12.78cm
3. Estonia, length: 15.17cm, girth: 12.54cm
British rivals across the English Channel will be spluttering into their tea to discover that their pride and joy comes in 23rd place at 13.32cm (5.2 inches) long and 11.32cm (4.5 inches) around - only ahead of Ireland and Greece!"
lol, british people
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:18 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:chode
CHODA
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:21 am
by EtUL
thread is useless without pics
i'll volunteer
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:12 pm
by Eraser
seremtan wrote:Transient wrote:I was about to laugh, too, but I have been informed that it's synonymous with 'taint'. Apparently I was wrong all these years. That or it's a regional thing...
fyi the chinese call it 'yoni'
apparently, if you press down on it when you're about to shoot your load, it diverts the load into your bladder (or kidneys, not sure)
riiiiight

Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:35 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
EtUL wrote:thread is useless without pics
i'll volunteer

Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:41 pm
by Plan B
Hehe, what's the opposite of lvlshot?
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:31 pm
by MKJ
Plan B wrote:Hehe, what's the opposite of lvlshot?
tiny-pic
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:02 pm
by Ryoki
tiny prick..?
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:00 pm
by Duhard
this world map is obviously misleading cause everytime I leave country to go on vacation, overall size goes down 2cms...this map was created when I was still in canada...don't get your hopes up ladies

Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:11 pm
by Duhard
lol @ xer0s asking women for cock advice

Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:39 pm
by plained
another drag is when youre sitting on the toilet and you put your elbows on your knees to read a guitar mag ...
and your dick dredges the bowl

Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:01 pm
by seremtan
it's great when you're in one time zone and your dick is in another. you can fuck chicks from the future
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:02 pm
by xer0s
lol wtf
Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:06 pm
by Duhard
VileLiquid's world is about to be changed forever...stay tuned for more info

Re: World Penis Size Map
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:32 pm
by MKJ
seremtan wrote:it's great when you're in one time zone and your dick is in another. you can fuck chicks from the future
