The truth thread

[Captain]

Yes, your shitty, lonely life has trolled us all. TROLOLOL

[seremtan]

no, my troll trolled just you

try to keep up, you filthy anti-semite

[Captain]

It's ok, I'm sure you have lots of friends in virgincraft.

[seremtan]

whatever that means

[Tsakali]

it's a word play on the game named minecraft and your supposed current sex status.

[Dark Metal]

Lol @ kracus purporting to tell the truth on the Internet. This is more like the thread where kracus tries to backtrack the last 10 years of his moronic truths.

[EtUL]

need links to ur hidden troll notifications

[shaft]

iwin/10

ugly/10

[shaft]

i trolled mazda and got shaft as well in a two-for-one deal

i win /

end of test

[LawL]

ugly/10

lol yep:

[shaft]

i win

[LawL]

The ugly homo contest.

[Κracus]

still on page 1? there's potential gold here, given the OP's long history of self-styling and general autobiographical semi-fiction

here's a question for you krackass: did you really pop your cherry at 24? because that's pretty late. even mazda did better than that (maybe) and he has PotC posters on his bedroom wall - the decor equivalent of halitosis, the neckbeard and the 4" floppy

No that was a complete fabrication/troll.

[Κracus]

How does seremtan know when you lost your virginity and do you find it creepy that he somehow saves a place in his brain to remember that?

That amuses me to no end and partly why I posted this.

[plained]

why what i remember that too

i'm sure your mem is fairly good too no?

[Κracus]

The only thing I recall about you is your bad english plained...

[Κracus]

need links to ur hidden troll notifications

I'm actually quite serious about that. If anyone can find the I'm leaving thread I know it's in that one for sure. I'm searching for it but I can't find anything since Dave deleted that account.

[shaft]

The ugly homo contest.

Better than the too ugly when seen from closer than 20ft contest.

[seremtan]

here's a question for you krackass: did you really pop your cherry at 24?

No that was a complete fabrication/troll.

it obviously isn't a troll. like, if i say that today i had tea with the president of china before surfing to the moon on the embalmed corpse of franz kafka, that's not a troll; that's just me making shit up. it also seems unlikely it was a fabrication, since as a rule fabrications (i.e. lies) are designed to flatter the liar, not make them look stupid

no, i think you were telling the truth, and are now backpedalling, much as you have been for this entire thread

[Κracus]

It's shit like that dude... I find that funny that to this day you actually believe I'd even tell anyone. I knew if I said that people would jump all over it. I mean look at you, you're CONVINCED. Think about it for a minute from a rational point of view. I'm fully aware of what Q3W thinks of me, am I going to post when I lost my virginity. On a quake forum. Seriously.

Threads were made, pictures were shopped, essentially memes were created! That was a brilliant troll. It's just believable enough with the semi fabricated history for people to just go apeshit with it. Plus the more I pretend like I care the more people go with it.

[plained]

The only thing I recall about you is your bad english plained...

more lies!

[Κracus]

I've otherwise found you cool.

[plained]

aaww dude

[seremtan]

It's shit like that dude... I find that funny that to this day you actually believe I'd even tell anyone. I knew if I said that people would jump all over it. I mean look at you, you're CONVINCED. Think about it for a minute from a rational point of view. I'm fully aware of what Q3W thinks of me, am I going to post when I lost my virginity. On a quake forum. Seriously.

Threads were made, pictures were shopped, essentially memes were created! That was a brilliant troll. It's just believable enough with the semi fabricated history for people to just go apeshit with it. Plus the more I pretend like I care the more people go with it.

PHASE TWO OF TEST INITIATED...

[losCHUNK]

plained is clearly one of the smartest, unboxed thinkers treading the boards around here.