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Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:41 am
by LawL
Plan B wrote:I'm not even going to respond to that garbage when you apparently can't even be arsed to use proper text legibility.
Translation: "seremtan's reply fucking destroyed me and I have nothing in response."
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:34 am
by Eraser
seremtan wrote:well, if you can unfuck your brain from all the Dutch child porn and bong smoke for a moment, you many recall that Transient's premise contained the ideas of "countries" and "reactions". furthermore, glancing at a map, you may notice that "countries" come in all different sizes. some are really big, like Russia or Canada, while others are really small, like Luxembourg or the Vatican. therefore it would seem obvious to anyone who isn't you that these "countries" would "react" differently dependent on their size, i.e. large countries like Russia or Canada (do you remember me mentioning those places in the previous sentence?) would just shrug it off unless it hit a town or city, while small countries like Luxembourg
or the Vatican would be pretty much wiped out; that is to say, the "reaction" (remember that part of the premise?) of the Vatican would be to turn into a smoking hole in the ground. do you see the irony? the "reaction" of the Vatican would be to cease being capable of "reaction" on account of everyone being killed
i hope that cleared everything up for you
In short: your "joke" was about 15 steps away from being funny.
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:38 am
by Eraser
Tsakali wrote:it's its light reflecting off the vapor trail it creates in its wake... also, most people prolly got injured by tiny fragments that broke off during entree all throughout the surrounding area, and possibly by the main fragment's air pressure blast, that busted out doors, windows, and random objects turned into projectiles etc.
No one really got hit by anything (at least, not by space rock). The vast majority of the injuries are people that got hit by glass fragments from windows that broke. Then I guess there's people who fell because of the shockwave or fell from their bar stool in a haze of vodka when they heard that boom. Maybe there were drivers who looked up when they should've been looking at the cars in front of them.
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:57 am
by LawL
Eraser wrote:In short: your "joke" was about 15 steps away from being funny.
Well you're certainly the expert when it comes to being unfunny.
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:56 am
by seremtan
Eraser wrote:In short: your "joke" was about 15 steps away from being funny.
why 15 steps? why not 14? or 16?
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:37 pm
by Unisaw
What's up with car cameras. Any of you turks have cameras mounted on your dashboard?
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:58 pm
by mrd
Insurance fraud deterrent
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:59 pm
by Tsakali
Alot of russians use dash cameras to protect against frequent unwarranted lawsuits.
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:48 am
by GONNAFISTYA
mrd wrote:Insurance fraud deterrent
Tsakali wrote:Alot of russians use dash cameras to protect against frequent unwarranted lawsuits.
lol @ their aping the spirit of the American "system" that dumb people think actually works: litigation = get rich quick scheme = income
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:10 am
by LawL
Tsakali wrote:Alot of russians use dash cameras to protect against frequent unwarranted lawsuits.
A lot
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:26 am
by Captain
Funny how the Eastern Bloc has become a corrupt, dilapidated shithole after the fall of the Soviet Union.
And Communism is supposed to be bad.
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:49 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Captain Mazda wrote:Funny how the Eastern Bloc has become a corrupt, dilapidated shithole after the fall of the Soviet Union.
And Communism is supposed to be bad.
It's been shown over and over again that whenever an area gets "democratized" with capitalism the first few months or year of power-vacuum allows a few people to get insanely rich insanely quickly while the rest stay poor. The whole thing takes about 20 - 30 years to begin balancing out but by then the damage has been long done and there's nothing left for the rest.
In other words business as usual.
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:54 am
by Eraser
One flaw in that reasoning: when it was all run by red-faced communists it's not like there was no corruption. I don't think things got more corrupt when the soviet union fell, it just became more apparent due to former USSR states becoming more open towards the (western) world.
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:55 am
by Eraser
seremtan wrote:Eraser wrote:In short: your "joke" was about 15 steps away from being funny.
why 15 steps? why not 14? or 16?
I am absolutely thrilled by numbers divisible by 5. Or 3. Not sure.
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:25 am
by andyman
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:01 am
by Eraser
Holy shit, those Russians are mental.
This moment is comedy gold btw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... iXk#t=194s
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:13 am
by Ryoki
Some real jawdroppers in there. I especially like the bit where that car gets snagged by a powerline inexplicably lying on the street - how nothing got explodified there is beyond me...
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:23 pm
by seremtan
wow
i love the deadpan reactions. it's like this shit happens all the time in Russia (and it probably does)
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:27 pm
by seremtan
Captain Mazda wrote:Funny how the Eastern Bloc has become a corrupt, dilapidated shithole after the fall of the Soviet Union.
become? it was that before 1992
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:12 am
by Ryoki
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:23 pm
by obsidian
2nd video, oh shit... tank down!
I can't tell what the hell they're shooting at.
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:57 pm
by seremtan
in order to save us all those 7 minutes of our lives, perhaps you could post the time at which something interesting happens
Re: God lays down some ownage
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:57 pm
by obsidian
2nd video, 5:25.. the tank in front.