Star Wars - The Force Awakens teaser trailer

[MKJ]

Lol

[MKJ]

i will have to assume he didn't like Darth Maul's ligthsaber as well

I did because that acually has practical use in a Bo staff kind of way. This one changes the saber into a bastard sword and the light-hilt looks like it causes more accidents than anything.

[mjrpes]

lets take a poll:

- you were frightened by the sudden loud music when the stormtrooper popped up

-you were frightened because he was black

he ain't found SHIT

[seremtan]

interesting how in this technologically advanced galaxy a long time ago far far away the combat aircraft still target by sight alone, using reticules, like WWII Spitfire pilots

so, big frickin' lasers, but no targetting system - except the one that Luke turns off at the end of Ep4 at the suggestion of ObiWan, which mysteriously only works on static targets like exhaust ports. wtf

[DTS]

interesting how in this technologically advanced galaxy a long time ago far far away the combat aircraft still target by sight alone, using reticules, like WWII Spitfire pilots

so, big frickin' lasers, but no targetting system - except the one that Luke turns off at the end of Ep4 at the suggestion of ObiWan, which mysteriously only works on static targets like exhaust ports. wtf

Remember that the exhaust ports are "5 metres" wide and an experienced pilot thinks hitting that target is "impossible, even for a computer".

Actually re: the targetting system, Darth Vader uses one to target Luke Skywalker but has trouble getting a lock on, saying "The Force is strong with this one!".

Also I think you'll find that some sort of targetting system is briefly displayed in the Millenium Falcon when they go up against Tie-Fighters.

[seremtan]

so a 15ft wide static target is impossible to hit at reasonably close range even by a computer. the ones on the Falcon are just the digital display of a physical reticule. the gunner still has to do everything manually. this is the kind of anachronism i was pointing out

don't have a nerdgasm, chump

(also, why doesn't Vader use the force to lock on to Luke, instead of relying on the obviously shit-tier computer on his Tie Fighter? because George Lucas, that's why)

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

it's not real man.

[scared?]

That black dude popping up out of no where in the desert convinced me not to go see this movie... Seriously wtf?...

[xer0s]

it's not real man.

lol, for reals...

[MKJ]

and a day later will be coated in a thick layer of nerd drool, and be accompanied by an extensive frame-by-frame analysis carried out by someone who can best be described as a wizard

a certain amount of irony to be found here

[Eraser]

it's not real man.

What? No! You lie!

[scared?]

The first 6 star wars movies were terrible so it wouldn't take much to make a decent movie in comparison... Even with a black guy in the lead?...

[MKJ]

well the first three had Chewbacca.

[xer0s]

Episodes 4, 5, and 6 are the only episodes to be acknowledged. I shouldn't have to tell you nerds that...

[Doombrain]

falcon's new square dish is shit.

[seremtan]

and a day later will be coated in a thick layer of nerd drool, and be accompanied by an extensive frame-by-frame analysis carried out by someone who can best be described as a wizard

a certain amount of irony to be found here

yeah, i got momentarily sucked into DTS's potato dimension of fedora wizardry

all clear now

[DTS]

You started it, if anyone got sucked into some nonsense it was me getting sucked into your nonsense.

[seremtan]

except that George Lucas actually said he was inspired by WWII movies for the dogfights in the original trilogy, dumbo

excuse me for damaging your nerd calm

[losCHUNK]

Maybe they hadn't invented homing lazer cannons yet

[andyman]

heat seeking lasers

[Captain]

well the first three had Chewbacca.

He was in Ep. III as well.

[seremtan]

[Pext]

That lightsaber is really retarded. I hope they keep the fanservice at a bearable level.

I'd be glad if they left out Boba Fett.

[andyman]

That lightsaber is really retarded. I hope they keep the fanservice at a bearable level.

I'd be glad if they left out Boba Fett.

Pretty sure he's in the movie

[losCHUNK]

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