17th Dec - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[scared?]

And they aren't even that good... It's gonna suck...

[shaft]

Im trying to remember which forum member periscopes every other day wearing a star wars t-shirt....

[scared?]

So wearing a star wars shirt means I have to like the movie even if it's bad?...

[xer0s]

No, but you're trying to come off as hating Star Wars, but you're obviously a fanboi...

[PhoeniX]

https://lightsaber.withgoogle.com

Google awesomeness.

[Doombrain]

If this turns out to be true you're a fucking cunt.

[shaft]

Someone ban this spoiler dipshit.

[Doombrain]

right, i'm going dark until i've seen the film.

[phantasmagoria]

It's really good!

[YourGrandpa]

Actually Han Solo, Chewbaka, Leia, Luke Skywalker, C3Po and R2D2 are all killed at the very end of the movie when the Millenium Falcon is vaporized by an Imperial Cruiser.

[Flex Donkey]

All their clans will need new leaders then.

[Flex Donkey]

On my way to see it now bitches!

OWNED.

[Scourge]

Have half you chop wogglers even watched Blah Warts since you were fucking 12? It's plain and simple kiddy shit. Always was. Always has been. Always will be.

Since when do rational humans get all panty twisted over a franchise that's been nothing but total toss for the past numerous releases over decades? Bloody hype monkeys.

Yes, I've watched them numerous times over the last few decades. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I also watched the minions movie 2 days ago, also kiddy shit. What's your point?

[Flex Donkey]

In the cinema now homos... scared?

[Scourge]

Yes a lot of people are overreacting. But, I think you might be a little too. This one is in different hands and appears on the surface so far to be different. I'm going to give it a chance to speak for itself and not judge it by the prequels.

[mrd]

Watching's fine. It's the clown-car of spittle-coated chin hype that has full grown, hairy arsed men bouncing like bastard Gummy Bears, which induces a dismayed retching and dismissive shake of the head. Nostalgia's fine, but everyone pretending the last three massively hyped outings were anything but absolute pig-swill, not to mention every prior attempt to fiddle with the franchise's swollen teets over so many years. I just don't see how it holds up today, or why anyone would still be so attached to it

[Flex Donkey]

BTW

Lawl is poor and full of shit. My watch cost more than his shitty old MacBook.

I don't have a MacBook.

[scared?]

So what happened flex donkey?...

[plained]

Watching's fine. It's the clown-car of spittle-coated chin hype that has full grown, hairy arsed men bouncing like bastard Gummy Bears, which induces a dismayed retching and dismissive shake of the head. Nostalgia's fine, but everyone pretending the last three massively hyped outings were anything but absolute pig-swill, not to mention every prior attempt to fiddle with the franchise's swollen teets over so many years. I just don't see how it holds up today, or why anyone would still be so attached to it

ha!

also

swollen teets

[plained]

You gonna stay seated during the creditroll so you can show all your bros that you post on a 15 year old message board with the guy who sculpted Kylo Ren's helmet and all first order designs? That's cool bro, I don't mind

fucking hell you are awesome!

i mean that!

[Flex Donkey]

So what happened flex donkey?...

With what?

[scared?]

The movie... Any details u would like to share?...

[Flex Donkey]

Nah, I'm not posting spoilers.

[Flex Donkey]

I will say one thing though:

[spoiler]I fucked your dad...[/spoiler]

[MKJ]

but was it awesome?