geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

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Captain Mazda wrote:No you're a technician, radiologists go to medical school and become trained as a GP, after which they work in residency for years.

You're basically the paralegal of the medical world. Congratulations on your achievement, but just keep in mind that if someone's fat husband croaks in line at Arby's, you need to move out of the way so a real medical expert can step in.
FUCKING LOL
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Lol Jesus
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lol. n1 geoffrey
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Looks like i upset the terrorist... Understandable. Don't ask me to read your images when ur on ur death bed... Chump...
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Why would I need an x-ray if I'm already dying? Plus I can always ask my brother, he's an actual radiologist.
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:alert:
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Captain Mazda wrote:Why would I need an x-ray if I'm already dying? Plus I can always ask my brother, he's an actual radiologist.

I don't do xrays... That's peasant work... Also i already said I'm basically a radiologist... I'm not an actual radiologist becuz i see the writing on the wall... They will be replaced by ai very soon... You're welcome... Questions?...
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One more thing... Does your brother also live in Canada? Europe? Than he's not actually a radiologist... More like a CA... :olo: ...
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scared? wrote: Than he's not actually a radiologist..
so just like you then? :olo:
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scared? wrote:One more thing... Does your brother also live in Canada? Europe? Than he's not actually a radiologist... More like a CA... :olo: ...
This might be confusing to you but he went to medical school in Finland, where they have actual healthcare standards, and is a licensed doctor. Don't worry, your job won't require any real medical knowledge. Just clean the x-ray table when the doctor tells you and you'll do great!
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Captain Mazda wrote:
This might be confusing to you but he went to medical school in Finland
I'm gonna have to stop u right there... Ur brother cleans the shit up for nurse in icu...u just said it urself...k thx...
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You wouldn't qualify as a janitor there...try again chump...rofl...
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Janitors here get paid more than doctors in Finland... :olo: ...
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Hi sir please put your ankle here while I go press a button, the real doctor will be here shortly to explain everything... :olo: Yeah you're basically a radiologist... :olo:
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Well, compared to what radiologists get paid in Finland i am... :olo: ...
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i mean ok that's an achievement and given the massive joke that is US healthcare Geoff probably gets overcompensated for his duties, but he's still basically the equivalent of that Polish girl who holds the suction in your mouth while the actual dentist does the real work
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Careful, I'll accidently bring an oxygen tank in the magnet room while I'm scanning u for tiny penis syndrome... :olo: ...
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having to work to pay the bills :olo:
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Lol I'm not working... But if i ever want to I'll get a job... Lol u lose...
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unemployed deadbeat :olo:
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:olo: stay at home dad
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I'm retired... Sometimes i take on a challenge like getting degrees or what not just for shits and giggles. Thinking of getting an engineering degree for fun next... No reason to get jellus u silly poorons...
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what a load of bollocks :olo:
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Listen up son... U can do anything if you set ur mind to it... Don't be so hard on urself... Moron...
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scared? wrote:Listen up son... U can do anything if you set ur mind to it... Don't be so hard on urself... Moron...
And your mind chose to be a lab technician's assistant :olo:
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