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Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:19 pm
by Don Carlos
Captain Mazda wrote:No you're a technician, radiologists go to medical school and become trained as a GP, after which they work in residency for years.

You're basically the paralegal of the medical world. Congratulations on your achievement, but just keep in mind that if someone's fat husband croaks in line at Arby's, you need to move out of the way so a real medical expert can step in.
FUCKING LOL

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:36 pm
by Doombrain
Lol Jesus

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:45 pm
by shaft
lol. n1 geoffrey

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:54 pm
by scared?
Looks like i upset the terrorist... Understandable. Don't ask me to read your images when ur on ur death bed... Chump...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:15 pm
by Captain
Why would I need an x-ray if I'm already dying? Plus I can always ask my brother, he's an actual radiologist.

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:37 pm
by Transient
:alert:

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:00 pm
by scared?
Captain Mazda wrote:Why would I need an x-ray if I'm already dying? Plus I can always ask my brother, he's an actual radiologist.

I don't do xrays... That's peasant work... Also i already said I'm basically a radiologist... I'm not an actual radiologist becuz i see the writing on the wall... They will be replaced by ai very soon... You're welcome... Questions?...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:03 pm
by scared?
One more thing... Does your brother also live in Canada? Europe? Than he's not actually a radiologist... More like a CA... :olo: ...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:15 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
scared? wrote: Than he's not actually a radiologist..
so just like you then? :olo:

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:36 am
by Captain
scared? wrote:One more thing... Does your brother also live in Canada? Europe? Than he's not actually a radiologist... More like a CA... :olo: ...
This might be confusing to you but he went to medical school in Finland, where they have actual healthcare standards, and is a licensed doctor. Don't worry, your job won't require any real medical knowledge. Just clean the x-ray table when the doctor tells you and you'll do great!

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:55 am
by scared?
Captain Mazda wrote:
This might be confusing to you but he went to medical school in Finland
I'm gonna have to stop u right there... Ur brother cleans the shit up for nurse in icu...u just said it urself...k thx...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:14 am
by Captain
You wouldn't qualify as a janitor there...try again chump...rofl...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:20 am
by scared?
Janitors here get paid more than doctors in Finland... :olo: ...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 6:36 am
by Captain
Hi sir please put your ankle here while I go press a button, the real doctor will be here shortly to explain everything... :olo: Yeah you're basically a radiologist... :olo:

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:54 pm
by scared?
Well, compared to what radiologists get paid in Finland i am... :olo: ...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:15 pm
by seremtan
i mean ok that's an achievement and given the massive joke that is US healthcare Geoff probably gets overcompensated for his duties, but he's still basically the equivalent of that Polish girl who holds the suction in your mouth while the actual dentist does the real work

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:31 pm
by scared?
Careful, I'll accidently bring an oxygen tank in the magnet room while I'm scanning u for tiny penis syndrome... :olo: ...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 4:10 pm
by Doombrain
having to work to pay the bills :olo:

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:26 pm
by scared?
Lol I'm not working... But if i ever want to I'll get a job... Lol u lose...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:08 am
by seremtan
unemployed deadbeat :olo:

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 10:14 am
by Doombrain
:olo: stay at home dad

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:00 pm
by scared?
I'm retired... Sometimes i take on a challenge like getting degrees or what not just for shits and giggles. Thinking of getting an engineering degree for fun next... No reason to get jellus u silly poorons...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:16 pm
by seremtan
what a load of bollocks :olo:

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:00 pm
by scared?
Listen up son... U can do anything if you set ur mind to it... Don't be so hard on urself... Moron...

Re: geoff how come you flunked out of nurse school?

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:48 pm
by Captain
scared? wrote:Listen up son... U can do anything if you set ur mind to it... Don't be so hard on urself... Moron...
And your mind chose to be a lab technician's assistant :olo: