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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:26 pm
by rep
It's like a Cadburry Chocolate Egg. Enjoy the creamy treat while it lasts.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:58 pm
by Guest
LOL this is pathetic.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:00 pm
by R00k
Kracus, this thread makes you look like a Stephen Hawking who rides bikes and peddles drugs.

Edit: I never thought about it before, but when your car was impounded, did you sell drugs off the back of your bike?
If so, did you wear a helmet?

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:06 pm
by losCHUNK
im going with rep on this one

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:08 pm
by R00k
btw, my post was a vote for rep.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:08 pm
by Guest
R00k wrote:Kracus, this thread makes you look like a Stephen Hawking who rides bikes and peddles drugs.

Edit: I never thought about it before, but when your car was impounded, did you sell drugs off the back of your bike?
If so, did you wear a helmet?
Yeah you guys have always assumed I sell drugs I've never said I did.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:11 pm
by Kn0wFuRy
GONNAFISTYA wrote:
diego wrote:Isn't FrankDrebin from Canada?
Yes.

And fuck you...I've already apologized on behalf of Canada for those two (Kracus and Fwank).
:icon19:

Did you apologize for aimee, too?

Some of you Canadians are cool though: Duhy and Jackal are my buddies. :icon14:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:11 pm
by Nightshade
rep wrote:AAjajAJajaJ Go GEt SwIzzO3dn by tEstONERdLiUs IN KwaYkE AGaiN jiZzLIps. jaJAjeAE
Oh look, there's your stupid little catchphrase, 'Swizzowned'. A retarded combination of your last name and 'owned'. It's still monumentally stupid, and so ironic that your last name is Swift, when it's painfully obvious that you aren't. :lol: Matt the Fat. :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:17 pm
by R00k
Nightshade wrote:Matt the Fat.
forgot about that :lol:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:33 pm
by Pooinyourmouth_needmerge
It's been clinically proven that reps posts have become the leading cause of cancer in Q3W posters. I back up this statement with a bunch of hear/say, whatnot, and no links to proper refrences.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:35 pm
by sliver
Remember when rep got the shit owned out of him by VirusEater after posting a picture of some scribble-faced bitch?

DoomBrain edited the topic title to add "(rep ownage on another level)", prompting this:
rep wrote:Thanks, it's true man.

I've owned the old man so much that he's senile and not making sense. "Your girlfriend is UGLY! No way am I posting a picture of MY girlfriend!"
Doombrain then re-edited the title to "(rep gets owned on another level of ownedness)" for clarity, and rep said this:
rep wrote:No DoomBrain, you stupid little shit.
I own all of you, and this thread. I own the portion of viruseater that hasn't been self-owned already. I fucking destroyed him, and right about now he looks like a fucking wasted diaper.
-- despite the fact that the entire forum was already laughing at him.

The denouement was this:
Viruseater wrote: He doesn't play in a clan. likely becuase he sucks and all he's good at is talk.

he claims to have beaten every clan in central with ease. Lots of times on Rogan's server.

He can't remember a single nickname he used out of all those times. Won't post the last 8 of his GUID so it can be searched, only has screenshots of his bullshit percentages that accompany either a cropped out photo, or him standing there with 900+ health and armor.

he's a pro... he just can't remember what name, what server, what his GUID is, doesn't have a screenshot from an actual game, and for some odd reason won't go back to Rogan's with his 3X ping that he destroy's everyone with to show his l33t 40lg, 75% rox and 30% nades.

Oh and on top of all that, he thinks he's a pro at network terminology and can't figure out why he download's slow but pings fast. (Laugh)

That about sums rep up in a nutshell.

And his posts all get moved to RNR because nobody can stand him and he spends 90% of his l33t time replying to people like me who make him look stupid.

Final evidence, these:
rep wrote:In 2000 when Zero4 was the top player in the world, I played him on his best map (tourney4) and got frags on him, something professional players failed to do. This was right after I bought the retail Q3 (I had the demo only before this) and I only had 15FPS. Knowing what I know now, I think if I got the LG or PG and whored the red armor on any given map, I'd take him. Just the other night, I made a cK member sign off crying, and I wasn't even on my computer. (Had my config though.)

If they're doing that pussy timer shit, whoring the armors, megahealth, and rail, then I dunno who would win... But if I have the LG or PG and I bullcharge someone on a lan, it's over.
rep wrote:Nah, you've just broken all those rules.

You called me a racist. (No racist material of any kind is tolerated.)
You called me a cunt (Sexual insult. Really insulting to women man. Grow up.)
You directly made this thread insulting me. (No direct attacks.)
You did not make this in R&R, although this sort of shit isn't allowed even there.

Four rules broken in one shot? NICE.
rep wrote:I'll post a little something to U4EA...

We would like to make it clear that the following acts will not be tolerated:

Racist material of any sort
Sexual attacks and harassment on forum members
Use consistent direct insults towards another forum member
Flames MUST be carried out in Rant and Raves discussion forums

By breaking any other of the above policies, your account may be banned, and any subsequent accounts you may register will also be banned.

U4EA, by initiating this thread, you've broken all of the above rules. Get out.

There's no way kracus wins.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:07 pm
by seremtan
Doombrain wrote:
seremtan wrote:kracus - i doze off before I can get to the end of one of his posts so that bodily reaction acts as a kind of defence mechanism against any fucktardery he may wield.

rep - he's more like the grit in the oyster, which isn't a bad thing.

seza is dumberer than both combined.
Now you know how I feel about you after the way you mock me without mercy and don't give me no inter-respect like I done deserved y'haw.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:17 pm
by rep
Nightshade wrote:Oh look, there's your stupid little catchphrase, 'Swizzowned'. A retarded combination of your last name and 'owned'.
LOL, that's not where it came from at all. Apparently you didn't play Quake 2. People were saying "So owned" and someone typed "sowend" and then "swoned!" on accident. It caught on, and when the whole ebonics crap caught on izit gizot tizzurned izinto swizzowned, izidiot.

Edit: LMAO, VE... That's right, he didn't think 50% LG was possible, he thought that 40% LG was impossible. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What a clown. I could get that with a joystick.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:13 pm
by saturn
R00k wrote:Kracus, this thread makes you look like a Stephen Hawking who rides bikes and peddles drugs.
LOL, at least Kracus can be funny, in a way like retards are funny. But funny nonetheless.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:04 pm
by losCHUNK
can we get a poll please ?

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:20 pm
by Canidae
Or at least a tabulation

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:57 pm
by ajerara
I vote for Asscrack partially based on the street smarts lecture, and partially on the dissertation on how organized crime works.

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:01 am
by tnf
rep.

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:03 am
by random name
rep

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:07 am
by The HavoX
both (plus seza)

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:14 am
by Denz
I would have to say it's a toss up.

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:15 am
by AmIdYfReAk
rep, he just trys to damned hard.

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:20 am
by sliver
by overwhelming voting majority, rep wins.

But kracus is still a complete fucking idiot.

And let's not forget the honourable mentions:

honushi
dukenukem#1
reptile
dinosaurs
neodymium
Mr.Sparkle
mojo
ryodox
inphlict
(with brief appearances by Vycor and Prometheus, among others)

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:26 am
by The HavoX
sliver wrote:by overwhelming voting majority, rep wins.

But kracus is still a complete fucking idiot.

And let's not forget the honourable mentions:

honushi
dukenukem#1
reptile
dinosaurs
neodymium
Mr.Sparkle
mojo
ryodox
inphlict
(with brief appearances by Vycor and Prometheus, among others)
you forgot Uaintseenme

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:57 am
by Scourge
I didn't even get an honorable mention. Hmph.