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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:42 am
by phantasmagoria
American Beauty.

I was expecting a lot more from Alan Ball really, bit of a let down.

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:50 pm
by brisk
Play It To The Bone

Pretty worthless except for one quote:

If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.

Superb :olo:

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:15 pm
by mik0rs
Eurotrip.

God I thought it was going to be bad, but it was worse, the girls were nice though.

1.5/10

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:21 pm
by Pext
brisk wrote:If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.
:olo:

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:25 pm
by plained
Pext wrote:
plained wrote:ey you ready for this?

"fistfull of dynomite"

careful dont hurt yourselves with this most excellent film.


1,000,000,000 out of ten ey , you got that?
Duck, you sucker!
you know it yo you know it :tear:

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:09 pm
by saturn
Collateral - 8.5/10

Something about it was very cool. Great performance from Cruise and Foxx.

p.s. what was it about the wolf that walked across the street?

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:23 pm
by Zyte
Its symbolic, stands for Vincent. Hence the grey hair/suit/, also, he too is a predator.

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:24 pm
by mik0rs
saturn wrote:Collateral - 8.5/10

Something about it was very cool. Great performance from Cruise and Foxx.

p.s. what was it about the wolf that walked across the street?
Cruise was cool in that.

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:42 pm
by saturn
Zyte wrote:Its symbolic, stands for Vincent. Hence the grey hair/suit/, also, he too is a predator.
heh, i was reading some comments in the IMDB forums about this scene. "It is shocking for Vincent that Max stops the car for the coyotes, cause he can't understand how someone like Max respects life instead of making roadkill of the coyotes".

I guess you can interpret this scene in many ways.
mik0rs wrote: Cruise was cool in that.
He gives his characters something extra. maybe that hidden gayness that's brooding inside him.

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:50 pm
by r3t
Went to see Land of the Dead this weekend, was pretty entertaining. As far as zombie flicks go, it was good, with lots and lots of really explicit gore, which is good :icon25:

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:16 pm
by JulesWinnfield
Going to go see The Cave later tonight... first teaser of it made me think of The Descent by Jeff Long.

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:37 pm
by Pext
saturn wrote:He gives his characters something extra. maybe that hidden gayness that's brooding inside him.
I don't think Cruise is a repressed fag. He's way to much of an alpha male ...

Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:58 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
He's a psycho is what he is.

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:00 pm
by mik0rs
Red Eye: An hour and ten fucking minutes is no length for a film, especially if the film isn't that good.

4/10

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:08 pm
by netrex
When I first saw trailers for Collateral I thought I was a trailer for a new GTA-king of game thing. I really like the movie. Very relaxed feel to it. And good acting.
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:He's a psycho is what he is.
Very true. Just like Travolta. But they have done some great movies, so I'll let it pass.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:25 pm
by Pauly
Final Fantasy VII

It's alright yeah.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:35 pm
by dzjepp
Hmmmmmmmmmm Pauly.

Dropping some subtle hints on us, we are?

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:52 pm
by pkmax
just saw longest yard, totally ripped off version of Mean machine.

allthough it was funny was not as good as mean machine, but definitely worth a viewing

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:08 pm
by Pext
The Skelleton Key - 8/10

:icon14: nice story

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:12 pm
by mik0rs
I thought it ripped off Mean Machine, but isn't it a remake of a 70's version?

Or is it a remake of the story while all the jokes are ripped off from Mean Machine like I saw in the trailer?

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:07 am
by SplishSplash
Transporter 2 - The Mission

If you're slightly retarded, you'll LOVE this film.

If you can at least fake being retarded for 2 hours, then you still have a decent chance of enjoying it.

5/10

Edit:

But that chick is smoking hot for some reason. And by "some reason", I don't mean her breasts.

Image

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:44 am
by shiznit
Her face is odd, and that smeared mascara just screams tramp.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:19 am
by netrex
I thought Transporter 2 was as bad as The Transporter. Ok to watch if you have nothing else to do while eating or if you're bored.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:12 am
by Grudge
I saw Speed II: Cruise Control on TV a couple of days ago. Gives you a whole new perspective on what's shitty and what's not. I bet Transporter 2 would seem like fucking Citizen Kane in comparison

Speed II: Cruise Control - 1/10 - complete and utter shitfest

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:11 am
by Pauly
Memphis wrote:Wild Wild West

9/10

Fucking hilarious. Kenneth Branagh in that film is nothing short of fantastic. Smith and Kline are great also.

I know a good film for me when I can watch it 5 times in a row and not get bored of it.
Memphis wrote:
Movies this bad should come in foam packaging, so you can't snap the plastic case and hack away at your wrists with it.