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Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:15 am**

bikkeldesnikkel wrote:fuck that, fucking germans were rammin in everytime they almost got bitchslappe because like... they suck

friggin germans cant even play the ball

yeah...cuz...like...they're TEH SUXXXX d00d!!!!11111eleventyone

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:35 am**

man to blow it like that so late...

clearly Germany is not a tourney team

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:21 am**

haha YEAH bitches

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:11 am**

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SON OF A CUNT

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:36 am**

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SON OF A CUNT

That's what one guy said as he stormed out of the bar, either flicking off the 100" screen or the Italian fans. I wish I'd brought my camera

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:38 am**

Dave wrote:Ironic (maybe) that I spent the fourth of july in a bar rooting for Germany

I ate chineese food, drank canadian beer, watched a french movie, and rooted for italy.
happy 4th of july!

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:41 pm**

Ahem..

Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark!

The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.

At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.

They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ....... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.

On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries."

She knighted them and sailed away.

As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!" "That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."

"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows **** all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up ?"

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:20 pm**

i'm guessing that's an old joke adapted for the occasion

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:28 pm**

i chuckled :icon26:

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:41 pm**

gay, if france wins 1-0 because of the penalty I'm retorting back to freedom fries

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:08 pm**

we are the luckiest guys ever.

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:34 pm**

french are playing with fire

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:52 pm**

Rofl when Ricardo came up I thought he was going to catch it rather than kick it behind him

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:53 pm**

Go France! That's probably the last time I'm ever going to say that. Fuck you Portugal

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:57 pm**

france v italy - now there's a final i'd never have picked 3 weeks ago

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:59 pm**

FUCK YOU FRANCE

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:01 pm**

HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU PORTUGAL.

they dove so many times it was absolutely laughable. good riddance, those pansies didn't deserve to make it this far.

go france

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:02 pm**

Damn, and me wo thought we were not going to get out of our group...

go !

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:31 am**

portugal would be a great team if they had any idea how to put the ball in the net. seems like all they're good at is getting the ball up field... once they get to the net they have no idea wtf to do.

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:20 pm**

bwhahahaha allez zizouuuu!

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:50 am**

*OptimusPrime* wrote:bwhahahaha allez zizouuuu!

I wonder if he really even gives a fuck about France

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:17 am**

i'm gonna root for France. Viva la France!

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:56 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:01 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:24 pm**

Q: What are bollicks?
A: what the england side don't have

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