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Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:28 pm
by scared?
Project grew... Like my cock...

Did i mention fucking electricians suck balls?...

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:30 pm
by mrd
Nice work... yeah electricians ain't cheap, that's why I learned how to do that shit myself! The only thing I'd ever get an electrician to do is connecting the line from the city to the main panel. If you're just wiring basic circuits or even a sub-panel, it's fairly basic shit. Just make sure you don't skimp out or your house will burn down :olo:

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:31 pm
by YourGrandpa
Run out into your front yard screaming, "Vamonos la migra, vamanos la migra!!!".

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:46 pm
by scared?
No electricians suck balls cuz they never call back...I have called more than 10 since last wednesday and not a single call back...wtf morons?...

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:21 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol I learned how to be an electrician in 9th grade shop class. I had the highest absenteeism in that class and yet still finished all my projects before anyone else and got the highest mark. Manual labour is for people who can't think.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:22 pm
by YourGrandpa
Give me a dimensional drawing of what you want to do and I'll put together a material list along with simple how to instructions.

Make sure to paypal me $500.00 up front though.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:24 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol he'll send you one of his kids as payment. Don't worry, he'll make more.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:31 pm
by YourGrandpa
No thanks.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:56 pm
by Captain
Looking at pics of Gramps' kid, I'd take that offer and start over.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:42 am
by scared?
So I was checking out the new roof and I noticed an 110 outlet coming from the hvac unit...wtf can I use this outlet? That would be a bonus!...

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:09 am
by YourGrandpa
Plug something into it and see if it works.

FFS you act like radiation is in an electrical outlet.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:15 am
by scared?
It's a 17 year old unit on the roof. Why would it have an outlet coming from it? Is that some sort of code thang?...

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:05 am
by YourGrandpa
Commonly known as a maintenance outlet. A place for someone to plug in a tool while working on rooftop equipment.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:37 am
by scared?
awesome...i win...

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:42 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
what a moron.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:24 am
by GONNAFISTYA
lol that shitshack is gonna collapse and slide down the embankment into the ditch.


Then Willie will shoot go0f in the face.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:32 am
by YourGrandpa
Willie isn't for guns, he's for weed.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:46 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Shut it, hillbilly.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:59 pm
by YourGrandpa
Hillbilly? Florida doesn't have hills.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:02 pm
by scared?
But it's full of toothless trailer trash...

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:06 pm
by YourGrandpa
True. Better known as tornado magnets.

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:00 am
by scared?
Electricians just left....5 new 110 outlets, 3 way light switch, new 220 for ac, outdoor gcfi, and porch light...

U mad?...

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:01 am
by YourGrandpa
U broke?

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:10 am
by scared?
Hehe it was $700...seems like a steal...roof was just $2300...I'm a master negotiator...

Re: Car port conversion...

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:38 am
by YourGrandpa
Masturbater, maybe.

Not sure about the scope of either job. But it does sound like you may have spent too much on the roof and paid full retail for the electrical work.

But you're rich so it doesn't matter...