The last movie you saw

Post by **SplishSplash** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:13 am

shiznit wrote:Her face is odd, and that smeared mascara just screams tramp.

yeah sorry she's not up to your standards

Post by **feedback** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:13 am

Memphis wrote:
Transporter owned. Statham is god.

Looks like you have some taste there

Post by **Dave** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:56 am

Whoever bad mouth's the transporter should die an ugly, painful death

Post by **Pauly** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:31 am

Dave wrote:Whoever bad mouth's the transporter should die an ugly, painful death

This skinny little kid is right

Post by **4days** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:53 am

say 'paycheck' the other day. that was really fucking awful.

3/10, and all 3 are for uma thurman doing her best not to act everyone else off the screen. would've been 4 if she'd managed it.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:25 am

Layer Cake 9/10. Fucking EXCELLENT movie, great plot and great casting. It definitely grabs your attention, and I found myself dying to find out how Daniel Craig was going to get out of the rather nasty predicament he's in. There are a lot of interesting twists to the movie, and I think I actually said "HOLY SHIT" out loud over the ending.
The film is from the producer of Snatch and Two Smoking Barrrels, and it's rather Ritchie-esque. Definitely hasn't gotten the publicity it deserves, GO RENT IT.

Post by **Pauly** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:19 am

That is a great film

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:23 am

4days wrote:say 'paycheck' the other day. that was really fucking awful.

3/10, and all 3 are for uma thurman doing her best not to act everyone else off the screen. would've been 4 if she'd managed it.

i wanted to fucking kill myself 20 mins in. seriously.
worst movie of the last 10 years, and by john woo no less.
a thousand hollywood cliches used, NONE of them timed correctly.
my god, the humanity!

Post by **Pauly** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:45 am

I think John Woo is actually a shit director. He did well with Face Off but everything else has been dreadful.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:05 pm

Pauly wrote:That is a great film

Don't ask Morty for a tenner.

About John Woo, did you see The Replacement Killers? That movie rocked because 1) Chow Yun Fat fucking owns, and 2) Mira Sorvino was smoking hot in it.

Post by **Pext** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:14 pm

Pauly wrote:I think John Woo is actually a shit director. He did well with Face Off but everything else has been dreadful.

yeh... but he deserves some fame for introducing dual-wielding of berettas into action movies.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:16 pm

Saw the replacement killers a couple days ago.

Most cliched story ever.

But I liked how Til Schweiger (the 'replacement killer' who has the uzi in a suitcase) who is kind of a famous actor in Germany, got like 5 min screentime after they said this would be his "Hollywood breakthrough".

Post by **random name** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:12 pm

Saw The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy yesterday, what a fucking letdown.

Post by **Jackal** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:28 pm

Memphis wrote:Wild Wild West

9/10

Fucking hilarious. Kenneth Branagh in that film is nothing short of fantastic. Smith and Kline are great also.

I know a good film for me when I can watch it 5 times in a row and not get bored of it.

Are you fucking retarded? All I can say is watch an evening with KEvin Smith.

Post by **plained** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:36 pm

cowboys

with john wayne and bruce dern.

i liked it 3.75-5

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:22 pm

SplishSplash wrote:Saw the replacement killers a couple days ago.

Most cliched story ever.

But I liked how Til Schweiger (the 'replacement killer' who has the uzi in a suitcase) who is kind of a famous actor in Germany, got like 5 min screentime after they said this would be his "Hollywood breakthrough".

Were you expecting Citizen Kane?

Post by **Pext** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:36 pm

SplishSplash wrote:But I liked how Til Schweiger (the 'replacement killer' who has the uzi in a suitcase) who is kind of a famous actor in Germany, got like 5 min screentime after they said this would be his "Hollywood breakthrough".

Yeah... but Schweiger is a homo and his hollywood career is allready dead. So the is career of Franka Potente.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:41 pm

CRASH

The move was by far one of the best movies I have seen this year. This movie rocked. Another kick ass film from "Lions Gate"

A 36-hour period in the diverse metropolis of post-Sept. 11 Los Angeles is the theme of this unflinching drama that challenges audiences to confront their prejudices. Lives combust when a Brentwood housewife and her district attorney husband, a Persian shopkeeper, two cops, a pair of carjackers and a Korean couple all converge.

Director Paul Haggis's gritty film stars Sandra Bullock, Brendan Fraser, Don Cheadle, Matt Dillon and Jennifer Esposito.
Cast: Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle, Matt Dillon, Jennifer Esposito, William Fichtner, Brendan Fraser, Terrence Howard, Christopher Bridges, Thandie Newton, Ryan Phillippe, Larenz Tate, Tony Danza

Post by **Foo** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:46 pm

They picked a bad name for that movie. There's already a major movie called crash. Was out in 1996, directed by David Cronenberg.

..which leads me to thing the promotion team behind this 'crash' are morons.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:50 pm

I believe the words "I'm not watching it" would be much easier to type

Post by **SplishSplash** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:36 pm

Nightshade wrote: Were you expecting Citizen Kane?

No, but the predictability was particularly astonishing.

Post by **Foo** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:39 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:I believe the words "I'm not watching it" would be much easier to type

Not at all, I might go and see it since it's still in cinemas here and I'm still getting free tickets

I just find it amazing that a halfway decent film would pick an identical name to an already established one.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:50 pm

I had no idea what the film was about in the first place. It was a Netflix recomendation. I thought it was a horror film at first

Post by **Don Carlos** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:55 pm

Final Fantasy 7 : Advent Children 9/10

spectacular

Post by **mik0rs** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:09 pm

Foo wrote:They picked a bad name for that movie. There's already a major movie called crash. Was out in 1996, directed by David Cronenberg.

..which leads me to thing the promotion team behind this 'crash' are morons.

It's a good film IMO, don't write it off because the title's the same as another film ffs.