Book drum and his entire 9 piece band for a grand!

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:23 pm

I didn't know about this thread. It's sort of like finding out you were peacefully sleeping in your bed while someone was getting viciously raped in the next room over.

Post by **BudgieSmuggler** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:01 pm

Look at the merry band of faggots all furiously sucking each others cock over their latest internet find.

Drum gets paid to do what he loves, at total lesiure, hanging out with hot birds (by the looks of those photos) in the process. Yeah, I bet he's really ashamed.

On the other hand we've got fat, bald old failing uni students, a transvestite bragging about how much he made sucking dick on guys who tell themselves they aren't gay, a used car salesman, a wifeless help-desk worker... the list is endless.

You life-long losers know no end to your jealousy.

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:16 pm

ip check plz :icon32:

Post by **TheRealZimbabwe** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:29 pm

Dudes, don't diss drum, listen to his hardcore drummin' skills:

http://www.hemmingsleisure.co.uk/audio/ ... eversa.mp3

That beat is slamming, nigga. Especially the Grease song, it's amazing. Hands down brilliant performance.

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:37 pm

Geebs wrote:Up and coming hip hop artists are 10 a penny in london. I did gigs with Mylo, doesn't mean shit.

He must be shit. I've heard your playing.

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:40 pm

Doombrain wrote:
DRuM wrote:
ek wrote:

100 pounds a week... you might aswell be a squatter DuMb.
Thanks for the offer of your squat mate but I'll stick to my £200K+ home
lol, your one bedroom flat more like and who's going to give you, a fucking 50 year old failed drummer, 200k for a home no fucking way mate.

"Hi, I need a mortgage"
"Sure, please sit down."
"Thanks, it's a horrid day outside!"
"Yeah, it's always the same in London, ha-ha!"
"Ha-ha!"
"So, OK Mr Drum. How much do you need, £500k I assume? After all, that's the going price for a 2 to 3 bedroom home."
"No, just £200k please, I’m a drummer in a tin pot band and I only earn £100 a week."
"Get out."

http://www.mypropertyforsale.co.uk/resu ... 99999&s=pd

Lol, stupid cunt. I bought this flat years ago for 30K. I'm well in profit. You're the one with the huge new mortgage around your neck and property prices in your neck of the woods rise all of about £1 a year. Dumbass northerner

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:12 pm

riddla wrote:cover tunes is where its at if you want to be a rich playboy with all the time in the world to troll quake forums

bedroom amateur musician is where it's at if you want to be a helpdesk boy with all the time in the world to be a mod of an obscure bbs.

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:14 pm

Quadhore wrote:
DRuM wrote:
ek wrote:

100 pounds a week... you might aswell be a squatter DuMb.
Thanks for the offer of your squat mate but I'll stick to my £200K+ home
That's fuckall for a house down south mate, what are you boasting for?

I'm so much better off than you and it's not a house

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:17 pm

Quadhore wrote:By "up and coming" you mean someone who is yet to be famous? So basically, a nodbody!

Actually this artist is getting a big name, doing gigs around the country, and got heard by millions on radio 1. So basically, he's a somebody and you're STILL a nobody!

Post by **Geebs** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:28 pm

DRuM wrote:
Geebs wrote:Up and coming hip hop artists are 10 a penny in london. I did gigs with Mylo, doesn't mean shit.
He must be shit. I've heard your playing.

http://www.hemmingsleisure.co.uk/audio/ ... eversa.mp3

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:29 pm

Lol. So hows your drumming coming along geebs? Figured out which end of the stick to hold yet?

Post by **Geebs** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:34 pm

DRuM wrote:Lol. So hows your drumming coming along geebs? Figured out which end of the stick to hold yet?

How's your guitar playing?

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:37 pm

Still crying piddla. I hurt you bad man. Keep digging away until you upset me, you never know, it might just happen one day

riddla wrote: and mostly avoid playing cover tunes...

Oh? Mostly? Please do explain

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:46 pm

riddla wrote:Its called writing music drum, try it some day after you learn how to read the clefs.

LOL? You sound like a bit of a music snob, piddla :icon33:

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:50 pm

Geebs wrote:
DRuM wrote:Lol. So hows your drumming coming along geebs? Figured out which end of the stick to hold yet?
How's your guitar playing?

Well not as good as my piano playing which is pretty average, yet streets ahead of your drumming. I don't hit myself in the nuts either or anything silly like that when I tinkle the old ivories

Post by **DRuM** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:51 pm

riddla wrote:
vice versa, not just a shitty band name but a complete posting strategy.

Ouch! You're warming up dude!

Post by **Qr7** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:16 am

3 seperate posts in a row? cut the shit you fuck.

EDIT: just noticed the 5 in a row half way through the page... jesus fucking christ.

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:17 am

Has anyone noticed that all DuMB is doing is recycling his hero Testo's shit material?

Post by **DRuM** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:43 am

Has anyone noticed that baldshade spent all day doing his hair then left home without it

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:01 am

now that just wasn't funny at all, was it

Post by **shaft** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:17 am

DuMB trys way to hard.

Post by **farad** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:41 am

Dave wrote:This is the best R&R thread in at least 4 years

...yup...drum is becoming famous for the beating he's taking...

...drum...beat like rodney king...

Post by ek » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:00 am

DuMb's adventures in R&R...
12am - onwards

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:02 am

lol, that gif is a classic

Post by **ScooterG** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:49 am

Quadhore wrote: (drum in the middle)

"Now is the time on Schprockets ven ve dance." ~Deiter

Book drum and his entire 9 piece band for a grand!

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