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You should've told me about the fire extinguisher, bdw

While we are speaking about Axe, I guess I could tell you about a TRUE story. My friend and I where dropped off early at high school, about two or so years ago, so he can get to band practice and all. Well it turns out it was canceled, or something like that, so we ended up having to wait in the lunch room. Well he thought it would be so damn funny, or make other people like him, if he did something really STUPID. (By the way, I think everyone I hate should do this.)

1. He sprayed Axe over the crotch area on his jeans, right where the zipper and such are located.
2. He then lit a lighter, and set the Axe aflame.
3. He then noticed “Oh SHIT! This is hot!” so decided to put out the huge fire that was located right over his nuts. (Get where I am going with this?)
4. His way of putting out the fire was to punch it over, and over, as hard as he could…

I once witnessed someone set fire to a sleeping homeless man. I didn't know if i should laugh or go do something about it, so i ended up doing neither. I felt this accurately portrayed my lack of positive as well as negative emotions about the whole deal.

Several onlookers were shocked though, and said things like 'Hey!' and 'Oh no!' as the flames began licking the still sleeping man's beard. Yet none of them did anything... tragedy was narrowly avoided as the man suddenly woke up screaming and doused the flames in a nearby fountain.

Xrima wrote:While we are speaking about Axe, I guess I could tell you about a TRUE story. My friend and I where dropped off early at high school, about two or so years ago, so he can get to band practice and all. Well it turns out it was canceled, or something like that, so we ended up having to wait in the lunch room. Well he thought it would be so damn funny, or make other people like him, if he did something really STUPID. (By the way, I think everyone I hate should do this.)

1. He sprayed Axe over the crotch area on his jeans, right where the zipper and such are located.
2. He then lit a lighter, and set the Axe aflame.
3. He then noticed “Oh SHIT! This is hot!” so decided to put out the huge fire that was located right over his nuts. (Get where I am going with this?)
4. His way of putting out the fire was to punch it over, and over, as hard as he could…

well this raises a very important philosophical question; would you rather have your nutsack burned to a crisp or beaten to a pulp?

no u

Xrima wrote:While we are speaking about Axe, I guess I could tell you about a TRUE story. My friend and I where dropped off early at high school, about two or so…

OMG U LOST MEH

Huh? How/Where did I lose ya m8?

PS: I am a Junior in highschool.

Don't worry about it. Captain Mazda gets confused easily.

Can't handle shitty junior high analogies