Captain Mazda wrote:You're both just jealous that you can't pull something like that off
You're right, dressing up like a complete queer while standing in my kiddies bedroom in mummies house surrounded by a bunch of video game and other assorted homo-posters is something I can't do, you got me there.
Turing wrote:Yeah, I'm really sad that I don't have the chops to dress up as a drunken thief from a Disney film.
Yeah but you gotta be able to show some chest and pull off the impersonation and body stance perfectly, otherwise you're just another dude in a pirate costume. Karma, karma.
Turing wrote:lol that's seriously you? You dressed up as a homoerotic pirate who spends two entire films barely avoiding making out with Orlando Bloom?
Jesus Christ, I have had ten inches of hard cock shoved all the way up my ass and still wouldn't do something that gay.
lol, fucking 'ell
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Turing wrote:Yeah, I'm really sad that I don't have the chops to dress up as a drunken thief from a Disney film.
Yeah but you gotta be able to show some chest and pull off the impersonation and body stance perfectly, otherwise you're just another dude in a pirate costume. Karma, karma.
wait you thought you did a great jack sparrow imitation?
cause frankly, the thing that bothers me about the pic is that the custome is alright, but you still look like someone in a costume
Turing wrote:lol that's seriously you? You dressed up as a homoerotic pirate who spends two entire films barely avoiding making out with Orlando Bloom?
Jesus Christ, I have had ten inches of hard cock shoved all the way up my ass and still wouldn't do something that gay.