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Captain Mazda wrote: no u

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ahhaahahahaha crushed

"Oh shit, there's that pic that someone took of me and leaked on the internet, oh noes"

lol that's seriously you? You dressed up as a homoerotic pirate who spends two entire films barely avoiding making out with Orlando Bloom?

Jesus Christ, I have had ten inches of hard cock shoved all the way up my ass and still wouldn't do something that gay.

Captain Midget's single greatest interegret.

LawL wrote:Captain Midget's single greatest interegret.

Without that pic, you wouldn't even be alive. I had to do something

Because of that pic, you should be fucking killed you shameless cunt.

That pic has given you false hope of life you sad twat

That pic has exposed you for being a crossdressing midget you stupid prick.

lol any attempts to hide the fact that this is the gayest picture on Earth just make it gayer.

You're both just jealous that you can't pull something like that off

Yeah, I'm really sad that I don't have the chops to dress up as a drunken thief from a Disney film.

Captain Mazda wrote:You're both just jealous that you can't pull something like that off

You're right, dressing up like a complete queer while standing in my kiddies bedroom in mummies house surrounded by a bunch of video game and other assorted homo-posters is something I can't do, you got me there.

Turing wrote: Jesus Christ, I have had ten inches of hard cock shoved all the way up my ass and still wouldn't do something that gay.

Turing wrote:Yeah, I'm really sad that I don't have the chops to dress up as a drunken thief from a Disney film.

Yeah but you gotta be able to show some chest and pull off the impersonation and body stance perfectly, otherwise you're just another dude in a pirate costume. Karma, karma.

You look like a sad nerd with a lopsided sword and fake moustache, no matter how you slice it. And obviously, you slice it crooked.

Turing wrote:lol that's seriously you? You dressed up as a homoerotic pirate who spends two entire films barely avoiding making out with Orlando Bloom?

Jesus Christ, I have had ten inches of hard cock shoved all the way up my ass and still wouldn't do something that gay.

lol, fucking 'ell

Captain Mazda wrote:

Turing wrote:Yeah, I'm really sad that I don't have the chops to dress up as a drunken thief from a Disney film.

Yeah but you gotta be able to show some chest and pull off the impersonation and body stance perfectly, otherwise you're just another dude in a pirate costume. Karma, karma.

wait you thought you did a great jack sparrow imitation?
cause frankly, the thing that bothers me about the pic is that the custome is alright, but you still look like someone in a costume

that and because it killed my libido

Perhaps a new pic is in need :ninja:

I haven't shaved in a while so I wouldn't need the fake stash.

Captain Mazda wrote:Perhaps a new pic is in need :ninja:

I haven't shaved in a while so I wouldn't need the fake stash.

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Turing wrote:Jesus Christ, I have had ten inches of hard cock shoved all the way up my ass and still wouldn't do something that gay.

olo

Doombrain wrote:lol, fucking 'ell

he's back with a vengeance

Turing wrote:lol that's seriously you? You dressed up as a homoerotic pirate who spends two entire films barely avoiding making out with Orlando Bloom?

Jesus Christ, I have had ten inches of hard cock shoved all the way up my ass and still wouldn't do something that gay.

Fucking LOL