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Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:22 pm
by Doombrain
indeed.
maybe there's some marketing money left over to help fund work with such strong attention to detail.
Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:25 pm
by phantasmagoria
the least you could do is show them some of his customer service credentials. don't forget he has interests in ninjas and internet

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:31 pm
by seremtan
and don't forget to mention that he works with the whole process in mind

that's worth at least another michelin star
Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:50 pm
by Captain
Underpants? wrote:Mazda, you know the guy, do you reckon he really sells many pieces like these for ~$350.00? What does it represent? Is there a theme the viewer should be aware of?
It very clearly says "Dada" on the image, maybe you should try googling that
He teaches storyboard illustration and conceptual art at my college, I've never seen that other stuff before. He's very talented.
And his digital work is superb too.

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:51 pm
by Captain
phantasmagoria wrote:mazda, instead of being an ass you should be sweet talking doombrain to take some of your better prints with him to show these people over his michelin star lunch. i bet he would even print some on some nice photo quality paper and laminate them if you ask nicely.
Picture of Doombrain at one of his "michelin star lunches"

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:53 pm
by Doombrain
that's not me

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:00 pm
by Captain
You're the one with the yellow hair, the boobs are uncanny

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:02 pm
by Doombrain
here's a picture of Mazda with his family. He's the short one on the right.

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:09 pm
by Captain
Here's Doombrain's boyfriend after being named the sexiest man in England

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:11 pm
by Doombrain
here's a balding mazda kissing a hideous Eskimo pig just before she dumped him.

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:38 pm
by Captain
Here's a disgusting faggot with an ugly shirt pretending he's being jizzed on

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:45 am
by MKJ
i suspect the real mazda is still banned and zerofactor took his place.
Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:30 am
by LawL
Doombrain wrote:
And the real kick is i'm not into art

That's obvious from your photography.
Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:00 pm
by Doombrain
aww bro, that's not nice.
Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:02 pm
by seremtan
MKJ wrote:i suspect the real mazda is still banned and zerofactor took his place.
to be fair, mazda is better than zerofagtard ever will be
pic sorta related

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:05 pm
by LawL
Doombrain wrote:aww bro, that's not nice.
Yeah, but it's true.
Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:58 pm
by Doombrain
what's wrong with this one?

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:59 pm
by LawL
The ocean and sky. How original.
Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:03 pm
by Captain
lol, what a terrible shot. You should ask tnf for some pointers.
Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:08 pm
by Doombrain
come on then mazda, lets see one of yours

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:10 pm
by Doombrain
LawL wrote:The ocean and sky. How original.

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:14 pm
by Captain
Doombrain wrote:come on then mazda, lets see one of yours

I don't call myself a photographer, but I've taken far better shots with a shitty point-and-click digital camera

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:17 pm
by Doombrain
I don't call myself a photographer, and never have.
also, like this?

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:20 pm
by seremtan
@fagzda
no you haven't, or you'd be flooding the photos thread with them, and the ones on your website wouldn't be totally average in every way
also, compacts don't do tilt/shift you retard

Re: Mazda
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:21 pm
by Captain
Doombrain wrote:what's wrong with this one?

What is most wonderful about this particular photo is how the photographer communicates to the viewer "I'm just an asshole with an expensive camera" with even less originality than a miserable-looking goth whore sitting in a dark forest. The creator may want to consider beginner lessons in basic photography.