Source:
some guy on Reddit
CARTMAN comes running up to the bus stop, where STAN, KYLE, and KENNY have been discussing Game of Thrones.
CARTMAN: You guys! You guys! Seriously! You're not going to believe it! You guys!
KYLE: What is it, fatass?
CARTMAN: You guys! Listen! Killing black people is totally legal now!
(
There is a pause while this sinks in.)
STAN: Cartman, what the fuck are you talking about?!
CARTMAN: I heard it on the news! It's totally okay to kill black people now!
KYLE: What did you hear on the news?
KENNY: Mm-mmf-mm mmm-mmm-mm mmm mm!
STAN: Seriously, Cartman, that just sounds like one of your messed up, racist dreams!
CARTMAN: No, it's real! There's this guy named George Zimmerman, and he totally hunts black people! He killed a black kid named
Tray-von Mar-tin, and the courts told him it was okay!
KYLE: That's not what happened, dickwad!
CARTMAN: Shut up, you stupid Jew! How would you know? Jews can't even own guns!
KYLE: Yes we can, fatass!
(
TOKEN arrives at the bus stop.)
TOKEN: Hey, guys, what's up?
STAN: Token? What are you doing here? Don't your parents have a chauffeur or something for you?
TOKEN: Yeah, but he's on vacation. I'm stuck riding the bus for a week.
KYLE: ... But don't you live on the other side of town?
TOKEN: For some reason, the bus doesn't stop near my house. I had to take a taxi over here!
CARTMAN: (
Interrupting.) Um...
Tooookeeeen? Um... are you
woooorrieeeed that someone's going to
kiiiiiill yooooooou?
TOKEN: What?!
KYLE: Shut up, Cartman! It is
not legal to kill black people!
TOKEN: What the
hell are you guys talking about?
STAN: Cartman saw the outcome of the Zimmerman trial, and now he thinks it's okay to kill black people.
KENNY: Mmm. Mmm mmm mmm-mmm-mmf mmm mm!
TOKEN: What? That's not what the trial was about!
CARTMAN: Psh. You
would say that, Token. You're
black.
KYLE: That has nothing to do with it, Cartman!
CARTMAN: Oh
yeah?! (
He points an accusing finger at Kyle.) How about you shut your
Jew mouth before I jam a
pistol down your throat?
TOKEN: You have a gun?!
STAN: No, he doesn't.
CARTMAN: Wait. Token!
You have a gun! Give it to me!
TOKEN: No I don't!
CARTMAN: Token, you're black, you have a fucking gun!
TOKEN: That does it, I'm taking the taxi to school!
(
TOKEN leaves.)
KYLE: Nice going, fatass!
CARTMAN: Oh, you are
so lucky he didn't give me his gun!
STAN: Token doesn't
have a gun! Not all black people carry guns! That's racist, Cartman!
CARTMAN: Oh yeah? Well, if... black people... if they don't carry guns... Travyon Martin attacked George Zimmerman!
KYLE: What does that have to do with anything?!
CARTMAN: Duh! It's why hunting black people is legal now!
STAN: Jesus, Cartman, this is messed up, even for you!
CARTMAN: I'm not the one who said it!
KYLE: Yes, you are! There is
no way that anyone would go on national television and say that it's legal to hunt black people!
CARTMAN: Shows what
you know, you stupid Jew! It just so happens that someone
did go on national television and say that it was legal to hunt black people.
KENNY: Mmf?
CARTMAN: His name was Al Sharpton.
STAN: Jesus Christ...
CARTMAN: HEY! You know what? I'm going to prove it! I'm going to get on the phone to Al Sharpton and tell him to come to South Park.
KYLE: Al Sharpton wouldn't come to South Park, dipshit.
CARTMAN: Oh, he will... I'll make him an offer... he can't refuse...