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Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:36 am
by xer0s
That's it, I'm out on this deal...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:55 am
by scared?
Lol poor ppl...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:45 am
by seremtan
the biggest home improvement geoff could possibly do would be to kill himself

Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:56 am
by scared?
Your mean...god hates fags...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:22 pm
by seremtan
my mean what? my mean god hates fags?
if i had a god s/he/it would be indifferent to matters of sexual orientation amongst one particular society of creatures on one of the many trillions of planets in the universe
just sayin
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:26 pm
by scared?
Fuck u...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:17 pm
by xer0s
Geoff, serious question: Did you ever give your wife the high hard one while in the hot tub?
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:41 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Hot Tub!
*dunno how to embed other vids other than YouTube.
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:56 pm
by xer0s
lol, one of my favorite SNL skits...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:33 am
by andyman
one of the best skits ever
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:08 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Has scared? ever had any black people in his hot tub?
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:25 am
by scared?
Hell no...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:28 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Black people in Texas pfft yeah rite...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:01 am
by andyman
obviously not... they can't swim. moron alert?
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:58 am
by LawL
From the looks of Geoff's run-down "house" I'd say the black people would prefer to live on the street anyway.
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:52 pm
by scared?
Someone is cumming to look at hot tub at 5:30. Should I fuck them to death and throw away the body?...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:29 pm
by plained
so whats going on with this project!
i like specing all kinds of diy projects
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:53 pm
by scared?
I got all the lumber minus the top and bottom plates. As soon as I sell the tub I'm picking up windows and doors thenputting up cross bracing on joints so wall will mount to something...en I guess it's time to grind off the railing and build wall... Etc...
Question... It's a 20 foot wall...do I need plates that run the span or can I use 2 10 foot plates? Reason i ask cuz I will look a little ridicous driving down the road with 20 ft 2x4's on the hood of my awesomevan.. I mean I'll do it but still...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:54 pm
by scared?
Btw putting 3 6'x3' windows next to each other and a 32" left swinging glass door...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:07 pm
by Deathshroud
Don't you live in the southwest? Wtf, do you need a carport for? Real men live in states that get snow, so I guess it makes sense.
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:13 pm
by scared?
Texas is not southwest. Old car port dipshit...we have a garage...and an old car port...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:46 pm
by YourGrandpa
Just stagger the top and bottom plate and you should be fine. I don't know what kind of load your wall would be carrying. But you may want to make your top plates with (2) 2" x 6" nailed together vertically.
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:21 pm
by xer0s
Geoff, are you really taking Gramp's advice?
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:27 pm
by scared?
YourGrandpa wrote:Just stagger the top and bottom plate and you should be fine. I don't know what kind of load your wall would be carrying. But you may want to make your top plates with (2) 2" x 6" nailed together vertically.
Down south 2x4 is within code...it's not load bearing...only need 2x4s for headers...all too easy...
Re: Car port conversion...
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:28 pm
by scared?
Why 2 on top? Sheet rock?...