What's with the monetary boasting around here?

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I prefer to brag about how little income I earn while still maintaining a frugally comfortable lifestyle.

*goes to the store to buy ramen for dinner*
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werldhed wrote:I prefer to brag about how little income I earn while still maintaining a frugally comfortable lifestyle.

*goes to the store to buy ramen for dinner*
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Whoops. Um...in that case...

While backpacking this weekend, I perfected a speedy mode of urination to reduce mosquito bites.
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I had a spider bite on my dong when i was 11 or 12. My girth increased 10 fold. It scared the living hell out of me
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I had a bowl-wrapper the other day that almost measured legal size for a slot snook (26 inches to 34 inches).
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Cool Blue wrote: At the mall of course.
You live in a dumpster behind a shopping mall.
"Have a happy McDumpster day!" :lol:
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Dave wrote:I had a spider bite on my dong when i was 11 or 12. My girth increased 10 fold. It scared the living hell out of me
So THAT'S why you became a spider farmer.
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I'm not sure how I would react if i had a spider bite my johnson today
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werldhed wrote:I prefer to brag about how little income I earn while still maintaining a frugally comfortable lifestyle.

*goes to the store to buy ramen for dinner*
Ha! You didn't finish your plankton! I'm taking that.
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Dave wrote:I'm not sure how I would react if i had a spider bite my johnson today
I'd scream like a little girl.

A little girl with a johnson.
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Dave wrote:I'm not sure how I would react if i had a spider bite my johnson today
Bullshit, you're the reason why everyone and their grandmother gets emails with "Fwd:PE:RMA:NE:NTPE:NI:SGR:OW:TH" in the subject every day.
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Well, I've been gone due to a planned surgery. I just had a penis reduction, it was causing some serious lower back issues with me, lugging that fucking elephant trunk around. I'm feeling much better and now when I shit, it doesn't land on my cock.
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That's cause you shouldn't be trying to fuck yourself.
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Don't hate because you'd like to and don't have the equipment to do so. Player hating is such an unattractive quality. Ask your girlfriend...oh! wait, that's right. I forgot :icon19:
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She's dead, Jim.
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Dave wrote:I had a spider bite on my dong when i was 11 or 12. My girth increased 10 fold. It scared the living hell out of me
Holy christ, I had the same thing when I was about 8 or 9. I've never been so scared in my life.

Doctor gave me a shot in the ass and everything was back to normal, but it was a freaky experience.

TBH, I'm surprised I'm not traumatized from it; checking my sheets with a magnifying glass every night before I go to bed.

Sometimes I have to wonder if that spider had some magic juice in it though. I love my penis, and maybe - just maybe - that spider was helping me along to reach my current, massive potential.
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R00k wrote:
Cool Blue wrote:
R00k wrote:I don't even know who this thread is supposed to be directed at.

Sounds like Cool Blue is getting a little jelluz of some people in the interworld.
You interpret things incorrectly then.
So who's it directed at, aside from Sys0p?
It had nothing to do with sysop actually.
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Post by R00k »

So who was it directed at? Was it just general whining? Are you fishing for stock tips? What's the deal?
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Re-read my first post, it has clear innuendo.
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

Cool Blue wrote:Re-read my first post, it has clear innuendo.
Re-read my first post, Fuck off.
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Post by Freakaloin »

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
Dave wrote:Last time I checked unemployment in the US was quite a bit lower than a lot of European countries ;)
Ok....I'll clarify:

I was talking about geoff's unemployment cheque. :lol:
its "check" moron...
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it's "mr muscle", houseboy...
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Cool Blue wrote:Re-read my first post, it has clear innuendo.
lol, surely you don't mean testo. I think it's fairly obvious what his motivation is for any and everything he posts.
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Post by tnf »

raw wrote:I learned recently that if you can lay a turd without a breakoff, the odor doesn't ooze out. It stay inside like a nicely packed sausage.
It also makes wiping a non issue. NOthing is worse than cleaning up after a messy breakoff where you don't get complete evacuation of the anal canal.
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