What's with the monetary boasting around here?

Post by **werldhed** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:19 pm

I prefer to brag about how little income I earn while still maintaining a frugally comfortable lifestyle.

*goes to the store to buy ramen for dinner*

Post by **Dave** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:21 pm

werldhed wrote:I prefer to brag about how little income I earn while still maintaining a frugally comfortable lifestyle.

*goes to the store to buy ramen for dinner*

On topic posts are no longer allowed in this thread

Post by **werldhed** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:24 pm

Whoops. Um...in that case...

While backpacking this weekend, I perfected a speedy mode of urination to reduce mosquito bites.

Post by **Dave** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:26 pm

I had a spider bite on my dong when i was 11 or 12. My girth increased 10 fold. It scared the living hell out of me

Post by **raw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:26 pm

I had a bowl-wrapper the other day that almost measured legal size for a slot snook (26 inches to 34 inches).

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:28 pm

Cool Blue wrote: At the mall of course.

You live in a dumpster behind a shopping mall.
"Have a happy McDumpster day!" :lol:

Post by **raw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:30 pm

:icon19:

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:30 pm

Dave wrote:I had a spider bite on my dong when i was 11 or 12. My girth increased 10 fold. It scared the living hell out of me

So THAT'S why you became a spider farmer.

Post by **Dave** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:32 pm

I'm not sure how I would react if i had a spider bite my johnson today

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:33 pm

werldhed wrote:I prefer to brag about how little income I earn while still maintaining a frugally comfortable lifestyle.

*goes to the store to buy ramen for dinner*

Ha! You didn't finish your plankton! I'm taking that.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:34 pm

Dave wrote:I'm not sure how I would react if i had a spider bite my johnson today

I'd scream like a little girl.

A little girl with a johnson.

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:35 pm

Dave wrote:I'm not sure how I would react if i had a spider bite my johnson today

Bullshit, you're the reason why everyone and their grandmother gets emails with "Fwd:PE:RMA:NE:NTPE:NI:SGR:OW:TH" in the subject every day.

Post by **raw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:37 pm

Well, I've been gone due to a planned surgery. I just had a penis reduction, it was causing some serious lower back issues with me, lugging that fucking elephant trunk around. I'm feeling much better and now when I shit, it doesn't land on my cock.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:40 pm

That's cause you shouldn't be trying to fuck yourself.

Post by **raw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:41 pm

Don't hate because you'd like to and don't have the equipment to do so. Player hating is such an unattractive quality. Ask your girlfriend...oh! wait, that's right. I forgot :icon19:

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:45 pm

She's dead, Jim.

Post by **R00k** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:45 pm

Dave wrote:I had a spider bite on my dong when i was 11 or 12. My girth increased 10 fold. It scared the living hell out of me

Holy christ, I had the same thing when I was about 8 or 9. I've never been so scared in my life.

Doctor gave me a shot in the ass and everything was back to normal, but it was a freaky experience.

TBH, I'm surprised I'm not traumatized from it; checking my sheets with a magnifying glass every night before I go to bed.

Sometimes I have to wonder if that spider had some magic juice in it though. I love my penis, and maybe - just maybe - that spider was helping me along to reach my current, massive potential.

Post by **Cool Blue** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:52 pm

R00k wrote:
Cool Blue wrote:
R00k wrote:I don't even know who this thread is supposed to be directed at.

Sounds like Cool Blue is getting a little jelluz of some people in the interworld.
You interpret things incorrectly then.
So who's it directed at, aside from Sys0p?

It had nothing to do with sysop actually.

Post by **R00k** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:24 pm

So who was it directed at? Was it just general whining? Are you fishing for stock tips? What's the deal?

Post by **Cool Blue** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:30 pm

Re-read my first post, it has clear innuendo.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:41 pm

Cool Blue wrote:Re-read my first post, it has clear innuendo.

Re-read my first post, Fuck off.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:13 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
Dave wrote:Last time I checked unemployment in the US was quite a bit lower than a lot of European countries
Ok....I'll clarify:

I was talking about geoff's unemployment cheque. :lol:

its "check" moron...

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:04 pm

it's "mr muscle", houseboy...

Post by **R00k** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:08 pm

Cool Blue wrote:Re-read my first post, it has clear innuendo.

lol, surely you don't mean testo. I think it's fairly obvious what his motivation is for any and everything he posts.

Post by **tnf** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:08 pm

raw wrote:I learned recently that if you can lay a turd without a breakoff, the odor doesn't ooze out. It stay inside like a nicely packed sausage.

It also makes wiping a non issue. NOthing is worse than cleaning up after a messy breakoff where you don't get complete evacuation of the anal canal.