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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:19 pm
by werldhed
I prefer to brag about how little income I earn while still maintaining a frugally comfortable lifestyle.
*goes to the store to buy ramen for dinner*
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:21 pm
by Dave
werldhed wrote:I prefer to brag about how little income I earn while still maintaining a frugally comfortable lifestyle.
*goes to the store to buy ramen for dinner*
On topic posts are no longer allowed in this thread
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:24 pm
by werldhed
Whoops. Um...in that case...
While backpacking this weekend, I perfected a speedy mode of urination to reduce mosquito bites.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:26 pm
by Dave
I had a spider bite on my dong when i was 11 or 12. My girth increased 10 fold. It scared the living hell out of me
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:26 pm
by raw
I had a bowl-wrapper the other day that almost measured legal size for a slot snook (26 inches to 34 inches).
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:28 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Cool Blue wrote:
At the mall of course.
You live in a dumpster behind a shopping mall.
"Have a happy McDumpster day!" :lol:
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:30 pm
by raw
:icon19:
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:30 pm
by Nightshade
Dave wrote:I had a spider bite on my dong when i was 11 or 12. My girth increased 10 fold. It scared the living hell out of me
So THAT'S why you became a spider farmer.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:32 pm
by Dave
I'm not sure how I would react if i had a spider bite my johnson today
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:33 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
werldhed wrote:I prefer to brag about how little income I earn while still maintaining a frugally comfortable lifestyle.
*goes to the store to buy ramen for dinner*
Ha! You didn't finish your plankton! I'm taking that.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:34 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Dave wrote:I'm not sure how I would react if i had a spider bite my johnson today
I'd scream like a little girl.
A little girl with a johnson.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:35 pm
by Nightshade
Dave wrote:I'm not sure how I would react if i had a spider bite my johnson today
Bullshit, you're the reason why everyone and their grandmother gets emails with "Fwd:PE:RMA:NE:NTPE:NI:SGR:OW:TH" in the subject every day.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:37 pm
by raw
Well, I've been gone due to a planned surgery. I just had a penis reduction, it was causing some serious lower back issues with me, lugging that fucking elephant trunk around. I'm feeling much better and now when I shit, it doesn't land on my cock.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:40 pm
by Guest
That's cause you shouldn't be trying to fuck yourself.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:41 pm
by raw
Don't hate because you'd like to and don't have the equipment to do so. Player hating is such an unattractive quality. Ask your girlfriend...oh! wait, that's right. I forgot :icon19:
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:45 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
She's dead, Jim.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:45 pm
by R00k
Dave wrote:I had a spider bite on my dong when i was 11 or 12. My girth increased 10 fold. It scared the living hell out of me
Holy christ, I had the same thing when I was about 8 or 9. I've never been so scared in my life.
Doctor gave me a shot in the ass and everything was back to normal, but it was a freaky experience.
TBH, I'm surprised I'm not traumatized from it; checking my sheets with a magnifying glass every night before I go to bed.
Sometimes I have to wonder if that spider had some magic juice in it though. I love my penis, and maybe - just maybe - that spider was helping me along to reach my current, massive potential.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:52 pm
by Cool Blue
R00k wrote:Cool Blue wrote:R00k wrote:I don't even know who this thread is supposed to be directed at.
Sounds like Cool Blue is getting a little jelluz of some people in the interworld.
You interpret things incorrectly then.
So who's it directed at, aside from Sys0p?
It had nothing to do with sysop actually.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:24 pm
by R00k
So who was it directed at? Was it just general whining? Are you fishing for stock tips? What's the deal?
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:30 pm
by Cool Blue
Re-read my first post, it has clear innuendo.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:41 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Cool Blue wrote:Re-read my first post, it has clear innuendo.
Re-read my first post, Fuck off.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:13 pm
by Freakaloin
GONNAFISTYA wrote:Dave wrote:Last time I checked unemployment in the US was quite a bit lower than a lot of European countries
Ok....I'll clarify:
I was talking about geoff's unemployment cheque. :lol:
its "check" moron...
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:04 pm
by seremtan
it's "mr muscle", houseboy...
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:08 pm
by R00k
Cool Blue wrote:Re-read my first post, it has clear innuendo.
lol, surely you don't mean testo. I think it's fairly obvious what his motivation is for any and everything he posts.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:08 pm
by tnf
raw wrote:I learned recently that if you can lay a turd without a breakoff, the odor doesn't ooze out. It stay inside like a nicely packed sausage.
It also makes wiping a non issue. NOthing is worse than cleaning up after a messy breakoff where you don't get complete evacuation of the anal canal.