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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:55 pm
by saturn
Nightshade wrote:Just watched Crash. 9.5/10, completely engrossing, complex story, very well done film. I found myself wanting to hate everyone in the movie, because they're almost all assholes initially. Then the characters start to develop, and it's not that simple...
P.S. EVERYONE IS A FUCKING RACIST IN THIS MOVIE. THERE WAS EVEN A DOG IN ONE SCENE THAT CALLED A BLACK CAT A NIGGER.
I need to see this movie.
p.s. NS = redneck
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:02 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Freakaloin wrote:anyone who gives napolian dynomite that low of a score is just plain and simple...a moron...
or not stoned
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:04 pm
by Don Carlos
mik0rs wrote:You didn't think it went on far too long with that soppy bullshit ending?
Most surreal ending to a film i have seen of late...
I really enjoyed it *shrug*
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:10 pm
by axbaby
loved that movie hated the ending .
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:50 pm
by Pauly
I loved the ending, but thought the movie was extremely unfunny. His mates were shit and kept trying to be funny.
But weren't.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:10 pm
by Don Carlos
Cal was funny...
we are going to have to agree to disagree i think here sir !
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:11 pm
by MKJ
Don Carlos wrote:Cal was funny...
we are going to have to agree to disagree i think here sir !
WE WILL DO NO SUCH THING!
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:13 pm
by Don Carlos
fine
I'm right your wrong
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:15 pm
by MKJ
you're righting my wrong? stop that
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:16 pm
by Don Carlos
nevah!
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:41 pm
by Pauly
You fuckers will be wise to realise my opinion is always right.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:49 pm
by Grudge
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - 9/10
Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Johnny Depp, nuff said.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:10 pm
by Hannibal
Panic Room: 6/10. Loved the muted dark blue palette, plus Jodie Foster looked more than a little fuckable here.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:49 pm
by Foo
Howl's Moving Castle - 8/10 better than Belleville Rondezvous. I might actually watch Spirited Away after this.
The Aristocrats - 6/10 - Great idea and very funny, but overlong. Was definitely something I'd watch on TV for 45 mins but not in cinema for 1.5 hours.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:14 pm
by SplishSplash
Foo wrote:Howl's Moving Castle - 8/10 better than Belleville Rondezvous. I might actually watch Spirited Away after this.
Are you out of your mind? I got talked into watching this shit by an anime-loving friend of mine. There I sit, cringing, surrounded by pedo nerds, while it drags on and on with more illogical bullshit.
The only thing that saved this for me was the scene in the end, when the scarecrow suddenly and completely unexpectedly turns into a prince and goes: "HAY GUYS BTW I'M A PRINCE!" and then jumps away into the horizon. That really topped it off and I laughed my ass off when it happened.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:24 pm
by SplishSplash
Memphis wrote:Final Fantasy: Advent Children
:icon27: /10
is it really as bad as the first one?
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:29 pm
by Foo
SplishSplash wrote:Are you out of your mind? I got talked into watching this shit by an anime-loving friend of mine. There I sit, cringing, surrounded by pedo nerds, while it drags on and on with more illogical bullshit.
The only thing that saved this for me was the scene in the end, when the scarecrow suddenly and completely unexpectedly turns into a prince and goes: "HAY GUYS BTW I'M A PRINCE!" and then jumps away into the horizon. That really topped it off and I laughed my ass off when it happened.
Yeah we agreed the ending was really abrupts and clumsy, like they ran out of time or something.
But outside of that, as a kids film it was great. The morals were solid, plot was fairly classical but with a few twists, characters were excellent (liked Calcifer), animation was superb.
I don't go in for the anime nerd angle on things, that stuff is for acne farmers... but I will lower myself to enjoying a kids animated fairy tale once in a while.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:38 pm
by Don Carlos
SplishSplash wrote:Memphis wrote:Final Fantasy: Advent Children
:icon27: /10
is it really as bad as the first one?
No he is saying its that good he went crosseyed
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:42 pm
by Don Carlos
Memphis wrote:SplishSplash wrote:Memphis wrote:Final Fantasy: Advent Children
:icon27: /10
is it really as bad as the first one?
The first one kicks living fuck out of it then limit break splits it's arse with anal beads made from fire matria while raping it's chocobo
Make of that what you will
So you DO think FF7 AC is better
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:42 pm
by Ryoki
Foo wrote:I might actually watch Spirited Away after this.
Dude, that film rocks so much you should have seen it ages ago.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:42 pm
by Ryoki
Btw Jackass the Movie
6/10 - ocassionally pretty funny.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:45 pm
by MKJ
SplishSplash wrote:Memphis wrote:Final Fantasy: Advent Children
:icon27: /10
is it really as bad as the first one?
the first one suffered what any game2movie suffers from; a story made for a broader audience that noone gets cause they never played the game, and people who did play the game thought it sucked cause it was made too mainstream.
FFVII AC is just FFVII the movie. right onto Cloud doing his Climhazzard limit break with matching stance
if you never played the game, dont bother. if you did, watch it
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:46 pm
by Don Carlos
MKJ wrote:SplishSplash wrote:Memphis wrote:Final Fantasy: Advent Children
:icon27: /10
is it really as bad as the first one?
the first one suffered what any game2movie suffers from; a story made for a broader audience that noone gets cause they never played the game, and people who did play the game thought it sucked cause it was made too mainstream.
FFVII AC is just FFVII the movie. right onto Cloud doing his Climhazzard limit break with matching stance
if you never played the game, dont bother. if you did, watch it
I thought that was Omni-slash?
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:50 pm
by Don Carlos
Memphis wrote:Don Carlos wrote:So you DO think FF7 AC is better
In all the sensibility I can be arsed to muster at this present time...
FF:SW is better for story/movie/something to actually sit down and watch
FF:AC wins for being mashed and seeing Tifa and her gargantuan dinners get all Chun Li in the best animated battle scene ever
Thats fair comment
But if your a hardcore FF7 fan then AC is the only way really
I have just installed FF7 on my PC and found a XP patch.
The next 6 weeks of life will be a blur... :icon32:
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:51 pm
by MKJ
Don Carlos wrote:MKJ wrote:SplishSplash wrote:
is it really as bad as the first one?
the first one suffered what any game2movie suffers from; a story made for a broader audience that noone gets cause they never played the game, and people who did play the game thought it sucked cause it was made too mainstream.
FFVII AC is just FFVII the movie. right onto Cloud doing his Climhazzard limit break with matching stance
if you never played the game, dont bother. if you did, watch it
I thought that was Omni-slash?
vs weapon? nay