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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:53 pm
by SplishSplash
Matrix 1, 2 & 3 all in one sitting
Hadn't seen 2 and 3 before, so I thought I should finally catch up on them.
Errm... yes. The plot seemed kind of constructed/far fetched in both of them, but while the 2nd one was still pretty good, the 3rd one turned into a bore-fest with it's minute-long battles.
Seriously, watching robots shoot robot-squid is only entertaining for so long. And after sitting through lots of epic Kung-Fu battles between Neo and Smith in parts 1 & 2, I was really hoping for something more creative in part 3.
And what's with all those independent entities?
The Oracle, the gatekeeper, the keymaster, the architect, the janitor, the merovingian, the merovingians wife?
Which leads us to the best thing about parts 2 & 3: Monica Beluccis tits. O. M. G. what a gorgeous pair of knockers. She gave me the biggest boner.
And she seriously has trouble finding someone to kiss her with real passion so that only Neo can do it? wtf.
Part 1: 9/10
Part 2: 7/10
Part 3: 5/10
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:53 pm
by MKJ
SplishSplash wrote:
And she seriously has trouble finding someone to kiss her with real passion so that only Neo can do it? wtf.
thats beacuse she used to be trinity.exe
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:03 pm
by SplishSplash
MKJ wrote:
thats beacuse she used to be trinity.exe
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:04 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
Tron
10/10
One of the best movies ever made.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:13 pm
by Canis
Snatch....saw it yesterday. Seen it many times before. It owns.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:28 am
by Grudge
The Forgotten - 7/10
Kind of low budget small studio thriller with a "twist" that I didn't see coming. It struck a nice mood due to it's slow pacing and competent cinematography, and the sfx were very toned down and not overdone. The ending was pretty cheesy though.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:31 am
by Duhard
god the forgotten sucked...one of the worst movies ever made..
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:33 am
by Duhard
I watched "hide and seek" today too..another pos suspense wannabe movie..
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:25 am
by random name
Anchorman, it's so embarrassingly stupid that you just can't help but laugh at some of it.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:28 am
by Pext
Grudge wrote:The Forgotten - 7/10
Kind of low budget small studio thriller with a "twist" that I didn't see coming. It struck a nice mood due to it's slow pacing and competent cinematography, and the sfx were very toned down and not overdone. The ending was pretty cheesy though.
yes... 7/10; julianne moore is allways nice to see. the ending is somehow uncomforting. did you realize that in every 'real' scene, they're wearing black cloths and in every flashback scene bright cloths? now guess what they wear in the ending scene ...
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:05 am
by Grudge
Yeah, I thought it felt a bit like that movie "The Thirteenth Floor" there at the end.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:04 pm
by Jackal
LOL The Forgotten was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Every movie Julianne Moore has ever been in: "OMGZORZ MY BABY IZ GONE!!!"
On the other hand, I just watch FF:AC and must say that it was pretty good 7:10.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:57 pm
by Pext
Jackal wrote:Every movie Julianne Moore has ever been in: "OMGZORZ MY BABY IZ GONE!!!"
hannibal
laws of attraction
evolution
boogie nights
jurassic park
the big lebowski
...
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:22 pm
by glossy
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
honestly, what a peice of shit. Can't they just let the original movie lie, and get over remakes already?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:25 pm
by mik0rs
You thought it was that bad? I quite enjoyed it. Thought Johnny Depp was good too.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:30 pm
by glossy
Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous, as expected; the kids were mostly good, but the whole Willy Wonka 'world' didn't feel authentic, his childhood flashbacks became very tedious (and predictable) after the second or third time and didn't convey any kind of "darker side" of the character, the story lacked, the oompa loompas (+songs) sucked, the movie felt like it 'jolted' in places, as well as dragged on too much in others.
I tried to go in with very low expectations since i love the original so much, but I couldn't help but just dislike this movie as a whole.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:33 pm
by Pauly
glossy wrote:Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous
fucking homo
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:33 pm
by Foo
Pauly wrote:glossy wrote:Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous
fucking homo
Everyone's gay for JD
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:40 pm
by glossy
Foo wrote:Pauly wrote:glossy wrote:Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous
fucking homo
Everyone's gay for JD
it's true!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:42 pm
by Pauly
glossy wrote:Foo wrote:Pauly wrote:
fucking homo
Everyone's gay for JD
it's true!
No. I'm not. He's cool but I would never say he's gorgeous because I aint a screaming homo who likes it up the bum
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:48 pm
by Grudge
I'd fuck him
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:55 pm
by glossy
Pauly, stop oppressing your inner desire to be poojabbed
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:50 pm
by Jackal
lol @ the forgotten
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:51 pm
by Duhard
Jackal wrote:lol @ the forgotten
I agree...could've been much better.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:04 pm
by BudgieSmuggler
glossy wrote:Johnny Depp was awesome and gorgeous, as expected; the kids were mostly good, but the whole Willy Wonka 'world' didn't feel authentic, his childhood flashbacks became very tedious (and predictable) after the second or third time and didn't convey any kind of "darker side" of the character, the story lacked, the oompa loompas (+songs) sucked, the movie felt like it 'jolted' in places, as well as dragged on too much in others.
I tried to go in with very low expectations since i love the original so much, but I couldn't help but just dislike this movie as a whole.
hmmm you make a few good points there. I do think JD's performance was hilarious though.