The last movie you saw

[LawL]

Either that or the belief that LVT is a total fruitloop and it was meant to be more confusing than significant.

Lars von Trier has completely lost his mind...
...The guy is a certified head-case.

I beat you to it. I don't think there's anything here to analyze. Lars von Trier has made several films that had nothing to say and no point. Like Uwe Boll...he makes films because he can get away with making shit.

I can only comment on Antichrist where LVT is concerned, but it was at least beautifully shot and well acted. Anything Uwe Boll has ever done on the other hand has been absolute fucking shite in every way conceivable.

[Tormentius]

The Edge of Darkness 3/10

This movie got two hours of my life already so I'm not going to write much about it. I'll give you two words though: steaming pile.

[plained]

i finished that movie canes with ed furlong

eh yea scary cane ey

[Mortogon]

First list of a couple of movies, all very "special", not suited for anyone

Dirty SancheZ-The Movie 0/10
Kosmokiller 5/10
The Devil's Rejects 3/10
Mausoleum 6 /10
Frontier(s) 7/10
Henry-Portrait of a Serial Killer 5/10
Broken 3/10
Return of the living Dead 5/10
Game of Survival 7/10
Tokyo Gore Police 8/10
Cradle of Fear 5/10
Hostel 1/10
SAW 7/10
Splatter-The Architects Of Fear 4/10
The Manitou 5/10
Andy Warhol's Dracula 6/10
Cigarette Burns 5/10
Fireflash 7/10
Machine Girl 8/10
Violent Shit Teil 1-4 0/10 0 /10 0 /10 0/10
Return of the Living Dead 3 5/10
Evilspeak 6/10
Skinned Alive 7/10
Bad Taste 6/10
Slime City 7/10
Tears of Kali 6/10
Feast 2:Sloppy Seconds 4/10
Re-Animator 7.5/10
Ninja Hunter 4/10
Land of the Dead 7/10
Raw Feed's Rest Stop I+II 3/10 4/10
Faust-Love of the Damned 6/10
Jason goes to Hell 7/10
Feed 5/10
David Cronenberg's The Fly 9/10
Wardog 6/10
Psycho Cop 2 4/10
Street Trash 3/10
Deathwatch 7/10
From Beyond 5/10
Cannibal 2/10
The Nesting 4/10
Passion of Christ 2/10
The Bite 5/10
Halloween (2007) 2/10
Cut and Run 4/10
Hitcher 6/10
28 Days/Weeks Later 8/10 0/10
The Toxic Avenger/Atomic Hero I-IV 7/10 4/10 6/10 5/10
Graveyard Monster 7/10
Wilderness 4/10
X-Tro 2/10
Dead Snow 8/10

More to come, this only represents a small range of films available around here.

[phantasmagoria]

Gave The COOK The THIEF his WIFE & her LOVER another viewing, excellent stuff. Always something new to spot with this film. The thief is such a wanker, one of the most visceral evil roles in cinema and achieved without needless gratuitous violence to make its point, it's all in the acting.

Also watched My Own Private Idaho for the first time, have to say I couldn't really get into it, it all seemed a bit hollow. Maybe I wasn't in the right mood.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Daybreakers = 3/10 - This movie is stupid on so many levels it's not even funny. Do not watch this movie as you'll only feel disappointed.

Law Abiding Citizen = 8/10 - A very entertaining film and well worth watching. Lots of people complained about the ending but if the audience stopped and thought about it for more than 3 seconds (and got over their cheerleading of the killing) they'd understand why it ended the way it did.

[Nightshade]

Dead Snow - 5/10 I will admit that I laughed and that the movie is good, ridiculous zombie fun, but I expect more from my zombie movies. The gratuitous guts (and I do mean guts, intestine snagged on a tree anyone?) were just goofy. I suppose if that's the point, then well played indeed, but some of it was just stupid.
I guess I saw the elements of a perfect zombie flick: College students, remote location, booze, and not just zombies, but fuggin' NAZI ZOMBIES, and somehow they manged to fuck it up. Meh, it was worth the rental.




Spoiler alert: The scene where the chick wakes up and the zombies are pulling her guts out was fucking gruesome.

[LawL]

Best scene was where the slut fucks the fat guy while he's in the middle of taking a dump.

[MKJ]

someone explain how nazi zombies are worse.
i mean, they only eat the untermensch ?

[Pauly]

Zombie Jews are worse

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I liked Dead Snow quite a bit. I agree the Nazi angle failed but it was quite entertaining.

[LawL]

I enjoyed it too. Why did you think the Nazi angle failed?

[andyman]

This Is It

20/10 awesome love u michael

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I enjoyed it too. Why did you think the Nazi angle failed?

Honestly thinking back on it, I can't remember what bothered me about it at the time. It wasn't that they were Nazis I think it was how they relented when they got their gold back.

Invictus- decent flick not oscar worthy

[andyman]

The Box

cool movie, something new for sure, lots of symbolism, very interesting.

[EtUL]

A Serious Man.

Pretty fucking interesting. I just watched it and the more I thought about it the more the small parts of the movie pieced together. Now it's like every small thing and every thing said in the movie was interrelated some way, bad ass. The Coens did this too with Burn After Reading but it wasn't as intriguing a topic as the ideas presented in A Serious Man.

I put it on again.

[GONNAFISTYA]

The Book Of Eli = 5/10 - Beautifully shot, good editing, good acting and nice combat scenes. There was a good twist on the book itself when Gary Oldman finally sees it and a really good twist/revelation on Denzel Washington's character at the end. But overall I found this movie slightly boring. And the ending with the chick walking away sucked.

I've read several reviews that try to say that "the substance of the story is far more powerful then I could ever have expected. A film about faith and believing in one's self. Even amidst such despair, one can rise and accomplish anything. In a world slowly becoming apocalyptic itself, this message is much welcomed." Whatever floats your boat I guess. I'm sure you'd have to be a religious person to get that vibe from the movie.

But I couldn't get past the fact that the movie was promoting the cyclic destruction that religion causes...considering that it was inferred that religion caused the apocalyptic conditions in the first place. I sorta felt like I was watching a heroin addict - unable to stop his addiction - jabbing himself with a needle while trying to tell me what he was doing was noble. In the end, my take from this movie was: religious people can't/won't learn from their mistakes and will convince themselves that preaching the word of God (specifically Christianity...which I'm assuming Mila Kunis' character was going to do at the end of the film) is necessary and those who do it are fighting the good fight...even if it divides people and causes wars that kills everyone and everything.

Or maybe it's the weed?

[LawL]

The Box

cool movie, something new for sure, lots of symbolism, very interesting.

Was undecided about whether to watch it or not. Thought I'd give it a shot after reading your comments.

Thought it was fail for the most part.

[Plan B]

Dumb and dumber. For the second time.

First time I saw it, I thought it was immature, juvenile cack.
It still is, with all the poo and pee lulz, but this time round I thought it was hilarious

Wish Jim Carrey would return to this type of comedy instead of bullshit like The Number 23 and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (which, granted had its merrits, but still).
Maybe he's just getting too old.

[andyman]

The Box

cool movie, something new for sure, lots of symbolism, very interesting.

Was undecided about whether to watch it or not. Thought I'd give it a shot after reading your comments.

Thought it was fail for the most part.

Not a lot of movies nowadays that are based off Twilight Zone series episodes (which are good)

edit: twilight ZONE series... man i was like wtf twilight?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Pan's Labyrinth- quite good

[plained]

i re-spec'ed Zaitochi again i really like them ey

i also spec'ed

emperor of the north pole

that ernest borgnine is great at playing a real asshole ey lol

[Tormentius]

Dante's Inferno - 4/10
Last House on the Left 5/10

[andyman]

Law Abiding Citizen = 8/10 - A very entertaining film and well worth watching. Lots of people complained about the ending but if the audience stopped and thought about it for more than 3 seconds (and got over their cheerleading of the killing) they'd understand why it ended the way it did.

yeah now HarVEY Dent the magical DA will save Gotham. Still a cool movie

[Nightshade]

I still think they were retarded for not just running up to that AGV with the AT4 and .50 cal on it and just kicking the damn thing over. For fuck's sake.